The Energon Pub

by **Blastback** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:29 pm

Jar Axel wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:*UW headless body starts moving toward PW*

Arghh-rhaaa

---how am i talking if i have no head ---

You'd be surprised what you don't need. Right now I'm missing half my brain, my spleen, and three of my kidneys. I wanna know who keeps stealing my organ jar collection.

No telling, but I'm willing to bet it's the same person who keeps mutilating my cadaver collection.

*Tosses a kidney to one of the zombies*

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:35 pm

Jar Axel wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:*UW headless body starts moving toward PW*

Arghh-rhaaa

---how am i talking if i have no head ---

You'd be surprised what you don't need. Right now I'm missing half my brain, my spleen, and three of my kidneys. I wanna know who keeps stealing my organ jar collection.

No telling, but I'm willing to bet it's the same person who keeps mutilating my cadaver collection.

I want to know who keeps moving them out of order. How is anyone supposed to know who ndSmwahao is?!

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:20 pm

UW head: over here you oversized undead oaf *Body walks in the complete opposite of UW head*

UW head: -sigh- incompetence :MAD:

by **Blastback** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:26 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:UW head: over here you oversized undead oaf *Body walks in the complete opposite of UW head*

UW head: -sigh- incompetence

*Grabs the head and dumps it in a toilet*

:twisted:

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:14 pm

*sewer rats find head and sacrifice it to the gods*

wtf???

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:09 am

Undead Waffles wrote:*sewer rats find head and sacrifice it to the gods*

wtf???

since when did the rats get organized religion? last I knew they were still worshiping the pagan spirits of everything around them.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:13 am

i dont know, i guess there smarter than we thought

*head begins to burn, smoke forms into bright light as rats begin joining into new body for UW*

I AM WAF---wait whats that smell *looks down realizing that upper lip is made up of rat butts*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:23 am

Undead Waffles wrote:i dont know, i guess there smarter than we thought

*head begins to burn, smoke forms into bright light as rats begin joining into new body for UW*

I AM WAF---wait whats that smell *looks down realizing that upper lip is made up of rat butts*

Again?

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:36 am

nevermind

by **Blastback** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:31 am

*Gets plastic surgery tools*

Okay waffles, I'll take care of that rat lip in no time.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:08 am

*at the sight of this, the rats run away leaving a skull with jades for eyes*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:39 am

Undead Waffles wrote:*at the sight of this, the rats run away leaving a skull with jades for eyes*

Finally I have a conversation piece for my living room!

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:52 pm

*random mass of skeletons (kinda like the one in my sig) come charging after PW*

give us our head!!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:04 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:*random mass of skeletons (kinda like the one in my sig) come charging after PW*

give us our head!!

*blows my scientist whistle and a small band of scientists come to carry off the skeletons to hang forever in medical class rooms*

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:34 pm

*Misunderstood Mike stands next to one of the skeletons, skeleton blinks*

Mike: teacher i think that skeleton wink at me

teacher: nonsense, get back to work

Mike[dramaticly]: im so misunderstood *canned laughter*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:11 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:*Misunderstood Mike stands next to one of the skeletons, skeleton blinks*

Mike: teacher i think that skeleton wink at me

teacher: nonsense, get back to work

Mike[dramaticly]: im so misunderstood *canned laughter*

sounds like someone's bucking to be Randy's Rival.

by **Jar Axel** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:04 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:*Misunderstood Mike stands next to one of the skeletons, skeleton blinks*

Mike: teacher i think that skeleton wink at me

teacher: nonsense, get back to work

Mike[dramaticly]: im so misunderstood *canned laughter*

sounds like someone's bucking to be Randy's Rival.

Mike mabey, but Undead Waffles is a poor mans Happy Locust

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:28 am

Jar Axel wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:*Misunderstood Mike stands next to one of the skeletons, skeleton blinks*

Mike: teacher i think that skeleton wink at me

teacher: nonsense, get back to work

Mike[dramaticly]: im so misunderstood *canned laughter*

sounds like someone's bucking to be Randy's Rival.

Mike mabey, but Undead Waffles is a poor mans Happy Locust

No argument here, and as Randy's original creator I say... I'm proud he'd earned his place here.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:41 pm

*walks into office kitchen, realizes M.O.M. isnt there,starts crying*

deep,sexy voice: BRING MY MAMA BACK, SO SHE CAN MAKE ME A SNACK

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:03 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:*walks into office kitchen, realizes M.O.M. isnt there,starts crying*

deep,sexy voice: BRING MY MAMA BACK, SO SHE CAN MAKE ME A SNACK

M.O.M. standing for Mass, Orbital, Menthol... which doesn't make any sense. They could have just called it a space cigarette.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:06 pm

i tjought it stood for mother of moms

by **Jar Axel** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:21 pm

*Sets a tankard of ale on Randy's head; Randy promptly falls over and smashes the tankard*

It's so hard to find good furniture these days.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:08 pm

Jar Axel wrote:*Sets a tankard of ale on Randy's head; Randy promptly falls over and smashes the tankard*

It's so hard to find good furniture these days.

the taxidermist does his best but they're just so flimsy once all their innards are torn out.

by **Jar Axel** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:51 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:*Sets a tankard of ale on Randy's head; Randy promptly falls over and smashes the tankard*

It's so hard to find good furniture these days.

the taxidermist does his best but they're just so flimsy once all their innards are torn out.