The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

Correction I own the rights to the original randy's from way back when I first joined and started using random guys and pw turned that into randy's!!!!!

*HOLDS UP COPYRIGHT SLIP*

...That is a Monopoly card. Congratulations, you can get out of jail free.

And aside from which, I was the one who used the Random Person that PW the made into the successful Randy Franchise.

as described on C! The Randy story.

[Shadowman]

Correction I own the rights to the original randy's from way back when I first joined and started using random guys and pw turned that into randy's!!!!!

*HOLDS UP COPYRIGHT SLIP*

...That is a Monopoly card. Congratulations, you can get out of jail free.

And aside from which, I was the one who used the Random Person that PW the made into the successful Randy Franchise.

as described on C! The Randy story.

Which I still have!

[The following is from over two years ago, when my writing skills were still developing. Bear in mind, I don't think it's up to par with my more modern work, but then, I think that about most of the work I do]

C! True Chaos Realm Story

Randy T. Random Guy

It all started one random day, at one random time…

In an attempt to vent some frustration that he lost a shiny nickel, Shadowman pushed a seemingly random person off the edge of a building. The “Random Person” was the father of the sort of well-known Randy The Random Guy, who was conceived, and grew to the age of 18 in under 20 minutes. This Randy was instantly noticed by his current manager, Psycho Warrior, and was instantly killed.

“I was all “Hey!” And Psycho was all “Die!” Then he killed me.” –Randy the Random Guy.

It was this chain of events that spawned the Randy Phenomenon.

Of course, you can’t kill someone who was already dead, so Randy was cloned.

“So, Psycho? He came to me, and said “Hey, Clone this guy so I can kill him again.” I mean, he offered me a lot of money, so I just couldn’t refuse. So, I did, and Psycho killed him. Then he came back, and told me to clone this guy, like, fifty times. And he offered one hundred time the money, so I did it. He keeps coming back to me, even now. So…yeah.” –Lama Su, Kaminoan Prime Minister.

“You just couldn’t believe what being cloned is like. I was sitting at a dinner table, with food prepared by Jesus Himself then I was yanked back into a mortal coil. It was okay at first when I was cloned one at a time...Imagine being hundreds of people at once! You think you have identity problems? I have to be in infinite places at once, including other planes of existence. It gets confusing.” –Randy.

The wanton murder of Randy continued, spanning multiple threads, including it’s very own.

“Okay, look: When someone you cloned gets his own thread where you consistently kill him then clone him, it make the L-Daddy one happy Kaminoan. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to Twi’ileks waiting for me at my new hot tub.” –Lama Su.

At some point, Psycho Warrior, Randy’s original killer, creator, manager, and owner, made a comic. It featured all forms of Randys, including the Giant Randy, which was not as powerful as one would think.

“Being big was awesome. I can’t really explain it, but I know someone who could.” –Randy.

“Being big? Yeah, it’s cool. At first, anyway. But when it comes to getting a car, or job, or girlfriend, it kinda loses its coolness.” –Godzilla, King of Monsters.

Eventually, Shadowman, the super-human who killed Random Person, Randy’s father, used genetic enhancements on Randy, with help from the Kaminoans. The result was A.R.N.O.L.D., Advanced Randy Needed On Luxury Death-stars.

“At first, I thought nothing of Randy killing. It was sport, yeah, but they never really pulled off a Predator. No fighting back, thus no thrill. That’s where the idea of Arnold came from: If you use enough enhancements, you can make a Randy hyper-powerful. Everywhere from super survival skills, to freakin’ energy attacks. Put ‘em on your own tropical island, hours, even days of hunting thrill trying to track, find, and kill them.” –Shadowman, Sprite Artist, inventor, manly-man.

“I will kill you. I swear to God in Heaven, if you do not stop me, I will kill you. Then I might feed you to some severely hungry Dobermans. Then when those Dobermans sh*t you out, I’ll burn their crap. That’s how crazy I am.” –Arnold, a Predator’s dream.

In the end, Randy killing may become less fun. But until that day, let’s kill those bastards.

[Randy © Psycho Warrior]
[Arnold, Random Person © Shadowman]
[Lama Su © George Lucas]
[Godzilla ©...Some Japanese psycho]

[Exdominus]

as described on C! The Randy story.

Which I still have!

[The following is from over two years ago, when my writing skills were still developing. Bear in mind, I don't think it's up to par with my more modern work, but then, I think that about most of the work I do]

C! True Chaos Realm Story

Randy T. Random Guy

It all started one random day, at one random time…

In an attempt to vent some frustration that he lost a shiny nickel, Shadowman pushed a seemingly random person off the edge of a building. The “Random Person” was the father of the sort of well-known Randy The Random Guy, who was conceived, and grew to the age of 18 in under 20 minutes. This Randy was instantly noticed by his current manager, Psycho Warrior, and was instantly killed.

“I was all “Hey!” And Psycho was all “Die!” Then he killed me.” –Randy the Random Guy.

It was this chain of events that spawned the Randy Phenomenon.

Of course, you can’t kill someone who was already dead, so Randy was cloned.

“So, Psycho? He came to me, and said “Hey, Clone this guy so I can kill him again.” I mean, he offered me a lot of money, so I just couldn’t refuse. So, I did, and Psycho killed him. Then he came back, and told me to clone this guy, like, fifty times. And he offered one hundred time the money, so I did it. He keeps coming back to me, even now. So…yeah.” –Lama Su, Kaminoan Prime Minister.

“You just couldn’t believe what being cloned is like. I was sitting at a dinner table, with food prepared by Jesus Himself then I was yanked back into a mortal coil. It was okay at first when I was cloned one at a time...Imagine being hundreds of people at once! You think you have identity problems? I have to be in infinite places at once, including other planes of existence. It gets confusing.” –Randy.

The wanton murder of Randy continued, spanning multiple threads, including it’s very own.

“Okay, look: When someone you cloned gets his own thread where you consistently kill him then clone him, it make the L-Daddy one happy Kaminoan. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to Twi’ileks waiting for me at my new hot tub.” –Lama Su.

At some point, Psycho Warrior, Randy’s original killer, creator, manager, and owner, made a comic. It featured all forms of Randys, including the Giant Randy, which was not as powerful as one would think.

“Being big was awesome. I can’t really explain it, but I know someone who could.” –Randy.

“Being big? Yeah, it’s cool. At first, anyway. But when it comes to getting a car, or job, or girlfriend, it kinda loses its coolness.” –Godzilla, King of Monsters.

Eventually, Shadowman, the super-human who killed Random Person, Randy’s father, used genetic enhancements on Randy, with help from the Kaminoans. The result was A.R.N.O.L.D., Advanced Randy Needed On Luxury Death-stars.

“At first, I thought nothing of Randy killing. It was sport, yeah, but they never really pulled off a Predator. No fighting back, thus no thrill. That’s where the idea of Arnold came from: If you use enough enhancements, you can make a Randy hyper-powerful. Everywhere from super survival skills, to freakin’ energy attacks. Put ‘em on your own tropical island, hours, even days of hunting thrill trying to track, find, and kill them.” –Shadowman, Sprite Artist, inventor, manly-man.

“I will kill you. I swear to God in Heaven, if you do not stop me, I will kill you. Then I might feed you to some severely hungry Dobermans. Then when those Dobermans sh*t you out, I’ll burn their crap. That’s how crazy I am.” –Arnold, a Predator’s dream.

In the end, Randy killing may become less fun. But until that day, let’s kill those bastards.

[Randy © Psycho Warrior]
[Arnold, Random Person © Shadowman]
[Lama Su © George Lucas]
[Godzilla ©...Some Japanese psycho]

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Attn Mr. Shadowman I was here way before you I believe I was here ay before shadow man and the randy concept was created as far back as 2003 when I joined at the start of HMW which had to be around fall of 2002 and started in one of the old old old bulid threads which if I rememvber right was started by locust before the big button push of 2003 or 2004 where the thread was lost period and evoled into another sucessful build thread around 2004 which featured a certain pw as a certain junkion warrior and many other had joined in so I beleive being here longer I own the original claim to the origins of randy

[Psycho Warrior]

Attn Mr. Shadowman I was here way before you I believe I was here ay before shadow man and the randy concept was created as far back as 2003 when I joined at the start of HMW which had to be around fall of 2002 and started in one of the old old old bulid threads which if I rememvber right was started by locust before the big button push of 2003 or 2004 where the thread was lost period and evoled into another sucessful build thread around 2004 which featured a certain pw as a certain junkion warrior and many other had joined in so I beleive being here longer I own the original claim to the origins of randy

This only proves 3 things; jealous that you didn't make randy, that you lack any punctuation keys on your keyboard, and that you honestly think that because you're here longer you instantly own everything. By that logic Ryan owns randy because he was really here first.

[Exdominus]

Attn Mr. Shadowman I was here way before you I believe I was here ay before shadow man and the randy concept was created as far back as 2003 when I joined at the start of HMW which had to be around fall of 2002 and started in one of the old old old bulid threads which if I rememvber right was started by locust before the big button push of 2003 or 2004 where the thread was lost period and evoled into another sucessful build thread around 2004 which featured a certain pw as a certain junkion warrior and many other had joined in so I beleive being here longer I own the original claim to the origins of randy

This only proves 3 things; jealous that you didn't make randy, that you lack any punctuation keys on your keyboard, and that you honestly think that because you're here longer you instantly own everything. By that logic Ryan owns randy because he was really here first.

True none of us own the rights to randy ryan does it is his forum.
It is also true you came up with it in one of the early build thread before or after shadowman came on board the forum

[Shadowman]

Attn Mr. Shadowman I was here way before you I believe I was here ay before shadow man and the randy concept was created as far back as 2003 when I joined at the start of HMW which had to be around fall of 2002 and started in one of the old old old bulid threads which if I rememvber right was started by locust before the big button push of 2003 or 2004 where the thread was lost period and evoled into another sucessful build thread around 2004 which featured a certain pw as a certain junkion warrior and many other had joined in so I beleive being here longer I own the original claim to the origins of randy

Okay, let's get a few things strait: I joined in the fall of 2002, and HMW hadn't started until at LEAST mid-2003, while you joined in the Winter of 2003. Look at the joined dates, kiddo, I'VE been around longer.

Even though you claim to have invented Randy, you most certainly do not, I was there, I remember I much better than you.

True none of us own the rights to randy ryan does it is his forum.
It is also true you came up with it in one of the early build thread before or after shadowman came on board the forum

On the part about Ryan: That's like saying Reagan owns the right to Empire Strikes Back because he was President at the time. It's faulty logic, and just not true.

Second: I was on this board before both of you.

[Exdominus]

I was hre just about as long as you shadow I had just lost access to my old seibs account do to hackers a week earlier and had it closed I was here when Vector sigma databse was still undert constrution

[Shadowman]

I was hre just about as long as you shadow I had just lost access to my old seibs account do to hackers a week earlier and had it closed I was here when Vector sigma databse was still undert constrution

Yes, but still, you didn't create Randy, and I'm not sure why you think my memory is that bad.

[Exdominus]

Because I remember that it was something I posted that pw cracked the randy the random guy joke about

[Shadowman]

Because I remember that it was something I posted that pw cracked the randy the random guy joke about

No, it was something I posted. I was there, remember?

[Psycho Warrior]

Because I remember that it was something I posted that pw cracked the randy the random guy joke about

No, it was something I posted. I was there, remember?

he pushed a random guy off a roof and I gave him a name and purpose later. That's how it began, so now we have our own victim character. And thanks for screwing up our fun rex with your trip down memory lane, skewed thought it maybe.

now back to the show.

Scientist fight! *throws a guy in a lab coat at jadow*

[Shadowman]

Because I remember that it was something I posted that pw cracked the randy the random guy joke about

No, it was something I posted. I was there, remember?

he pushed a random guy off a roof and I gave him a name and purpose later. That's how it began, so now we have our own victim character. And thanks for screwing up our fun rex with your trip down memory lane, skewed thought it maybe.

now back to the show.

Scientist fight! *throws a guy in a lab coat at jadow*

Ow! That one had bird flu on it! I could get a r--*dies again*

[Psycho Warrior]

now back to the show.

Scientist fight! *throws a guy in a lab coat at jadow*

Ow! That one had bird flu on it! I could get a r--*dies again*

...



I am deh winnah!

[Exdominus]

Both of you up yours and yes back to the fun

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
*looks around the office*

what a pig stye Hey people time to clean up this mess

[Shadowman]

now back to the show.

Scientist fight! *throws a guy in a lab coat at jadow*

Ow! That one had bird flu on it! I could get a r--*dies again*

...



I am deh winnah!

I am deh Zombie!

As it turns out, Bird Flu, when mixed with copious amounts of caffeine, turns into a Zombie virus! The kind where the zombies can run really fast.

So...I'm not opening Shado W. Man Brain Donation Foundation! Our expert, shambling brain collectors will go door to door, taking any brains we deem unnecessary! And they're all unnecessary!! So hide your guns and ammo, and stay away from any mall or supermarket, and don't bother resisting! Because when the Shado W. Man Brain Donation Foundation wants a brain, we get it!

[Exdominus]

damn time to kill off the randy 2.0 and start something new but the randy 2.0 were fun having legions of my own minions Screw it I ain't going to kill thgem just look the in a cryostasis till I need them

*dawns the control harness one last time and commands all versions of randys into cryo tubes and freezes them*

Now back toi the old fun *Dusts off a randy clonerand activates it*

Ding *randy pops out and and gets it's head cut off*

TO be or not to be that is the question *well holding the dead randy head*

[Shadowman]

TO be or not to be that is the question *well holding the dead randy head*

To be, or not to be, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep.

I'd post the whole thing, but it's far too maudlin for this thread. Just so you know, the soliloquy is about Hamlet contemplating suicide.

By the way, anybody have fresh brains? I mean, you can say no, but I'm just going to eat them anyway.

[Cyberstrike]

*An old blue British phone box appears and there is an odd humming noise and as the door opens, a man wearing a trenchcoat, underneath the coat he has blue jeans, a white t-shirt, and a pair of cowboy boots steps out of the old blue British phone box, carrying a Kendo stick wrapped in barbed wire. It's Cyberstrike!*

CS: "Thanks for the ride Doc!"

*Then the old blue British phone box disappears and a Randy comes out of nowhere and tries to attack Cyberstrike. With one mighty swing he knocks the Randy's head off with his barbed wire wrapped Kendo stick.*

CS: "OK Locust, Halo, Shadowman, Tweezy, Rex Necross, and whoever the rest of you are. I'm taking over the office!"

[Cyberstrike]

CS: "And someone tell Blast Cannon to get off his French tubie ass and post more damn it!"

[Shadowman]

Huzzah! Fresh brains! Now let me in that cranium! C'mon, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Resistance is Futile, as the Borg say.

[Psycho Warrior]

Huzzah! Fresh brains! Now let me in that cranium! C'mon, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Resistance is Futile, as the Borg say.

I'd donate mine if I hadn't taken it out before to see if it could bounce. Brains don't like to bounce apparently.

[Shadowman]

Huzzah! Fresh brains! Now let me in that cranium! C'mon, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Resistance is Futile, as the Borg say.

I'd donate mine if I hadn't taken it out before to see if it could bounce. Brains don't like to bounce apparently.

Oh well, no sense letting it go to waste. *Gets a spatula*

[Psycho Warrior]

Huzzah! Fresh brains! Now let me in that cranium! C'mon, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Resistance is Futile, as the Borg say.

I'd donate mine if I hadn't taken it out before to see if it could bounce. Brains don't like to bounce apparently.

Oh well, no sense letting it go to waste. *Gets a spatula*

Well there you are. It was only gathering dust on my shelf anyway. He said he got it from some guy named Gore.

[Blastback]

*Walks in with a large box of souvenirs from other Buildings, from the swiped glasses from the Energon Pub, to rocks with Terrorscream's faceprint embeded in them from the Wilderness thread, to various weapons and unfinished plots from the World Domination Headquarters. Finds an empty office and begins to set up shop. Places a sign on the door reading "The new headquarters of Blastback Inc, for all your ridiculsly violent needs. Have someone you wish beaten within an inch of their life, given a wedgie, or just plain shot? We can do it. Our first rate staff inculdes such notable contracters as Deadpool, and HK-47. Our friendly, is somewhat excintric, customer service people are standing by 24/7 for all your leg breaking needs. Blastback Inc. smashing other people's faces in, so you can laugh at them."*

[Exdominus]

Attn PW and shadowman

I am sorry I started the crap I thought it was I who started it when it may have been in fact you both Now lets get back to the fun and drop the matter

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*a disinctive bang can be heard from the basment of Necro Industries(the basement) as the randy 2.0 esacpe*

Meanwhile...............

What to do what to do the randy cloner is back online now to start back to the old fun

*looks at his wridst and sees a red alert signal*

Crap That means only one thing the randy's have escaped