The Energon Pub

[Tweezy]

::in a breathy sensual voice:: ((and I realize her voice is supposed to be different))

huh... excuse me a moment, I need to go check myself out.... ::opens cyborg shirt to reveal the delicious mounds previously described, thus causing the army of randy 2.0's to shoot out of the building in a geyser of nosebleed blood in an appropriate anime fashion::

[Exdominus]

*looks at tweezy flashing the randys*

Stimpy you idiot, I say to myself

Crap I put tweezy in the wrong cyborg shell, who switched my labeling *looks around and nots a locust clone has*

There for I did not get them all in the conversion process

Guess I will have to fix tweezy then

*shuts down tweezy the tits and lets him fall to the floor in a heap*

Now to get the right body * walks over to the shell maker pushs the buttons for lime green hair mohawk tiny penis big muscles*

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DING

*pulls out the correct shell anbd implants tweezys braincase*

Now lets take this little lovely and put her away for a special brain I intend to collect for it *puts the the female shell in cold storoage*

lets turn tweezy on and see how he like it *activates tweezy*

[Shadowman]

>>>>>>DING!

Hey, my burrito is done!

*Eats*

Hm. This was not a burrito. No...no, this was a bacteria I invented that manifests after being superheated. Crap, that means I sent my enemies a burrito, and my organs are going to shut down in two seco--*dies*

[Tweezy]

::jumps out and flexes:: GRAAAAAAHHHHH I OVERDOSE ON STEROIDS! ::kicks and punches his way through the randy clones, grabs a couple and flings them at rex necros, at which point through some odd turn of events I give myself a labotamy and transfer my brain back into my original body:: whew, that was quite something

[Exdominus]

::jumps out and flexes:: GRAAAAAAHHHHH I OVERDOSE ON STEROIDS! ::kicks and punches his way through the randy clones, grabs a couple and flings them at rex necros, at which point through some odd turn of events I give myself a labotamy and transfer my brain back into my original body:: whew, that was quite something

Bastard *gets up after throwing the heap off randy's off of himself*

I will get you tweezy you and your little dog to

[Tweezy]

::I hop onto a motorcycle and knock the door down:: you'll have to catch me first! ::as I drive through the door, I drop a flashbang behind me:: ((I however fail to realize that behind the door is another wall))

[Exdominus]

*points and laughs at the stupidity of tweezy*

Time to let tweezy out

*opens access to the elevator to the ground floor*

Go on tweezy get out of here

[Tweezy]

::I drive into the elevator only to find myself warped in front of the window on the very same floor, thusly driving into the building from the window::

[Psycho Warrior]

*PW is currently recovering his cardboard home from shadowman's closet and begins offering basement bargain surgery*

Just remember, you get what you pay for.

*plays takin a ride by Don Felder on his 8 track player*

[Exdominus]

*hangs from ceiling ploting how to get more subjects*

I coinverted all the locust clones to randy 2.0 and the Pteracons are soiless shells that a re only controled by a spark that is just that a spark that has been made in a lab and is only loyal to me


*looks over at since cosine cosecant secant and tagent hang on the wall lifeless*


Ahh yes my assitants they are just cyber shell that I control through my cyber brain What to do I need more legions of doom oh yes halo's conversion was completed I made her new body special

[Psycho Warrior]

*PW becomes bored waiting for patients and barrows a monkey and starts an organ grinding business out on the front steps*

Organ grinder! Who has organs for the grinding? Great for sausage and disposing evidence!

[Shadowman]

*PW becomes bored waiting for patients and barrows a monkey and starts an organ grinding business out on the front steps*

Organ grinder! Who has organs for the grinding? Great for sausage and disposing evidence!

I have this bag of "lawn trimmings" that were late on their payments so I had to kill them. I want you to grind them up and send the pieces to the other Dons so they know I am not to be screwed around with.

[Psycho Warrior]

*PW becomes bored waiting for patients and barrows a monkey and starts an organ grinding business out on the front steps*

Organ grinder! Who has organs for the grinding? Great for sausage and disposing evidence!

I have this bag of "lawn trimmings" that were late on their payments so I had to kill them. I want you to grind them up and send the pieces to the other Dons so they know I am not to be screwed around with.

Thusly! *puts on handle bar mustache and stuffs the 'trimmings' in the grinder as music plays and hte monkey dances to distract people from all the blood that's dripping out*

Here's your-a sausage sir. Enjoy!

[Shadowman]

*PW becomes bored waiting for patients and barrows a monkey and starts an organ grinding business out on the front steps*

Organ grinder! Who has organs for the grinding? Great for sausage and disposing evidence!

I have this bag of "lawn trimmings" that were late on their payments so I had to kill them. I want you to grind them up and send the pieces to the other Dons so they know I am not to be screwed around with.

Thusly! *puts on handle bar mustache and stuffs the 'trimmings' in the grinder as music plays and hte monkey dances to distract people from all the blood that's dripping out*

Here's your-a sausage sir. Enjoy!

Now this "sausage" is going to serve as an example of why you don't [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] my [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] and [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] and then [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] with a [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] in your [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] with Don Shadowmaniocci!

And if I counted right, this is my fifth Company!

Law Offices of Shadow & Man
Shadowmedia Megacorporation
Shadowman Corp Sweatshop
ShadowWater Worldwide Private Military Contractor
Shadowmaniocci Crime Family

Stay tuned for my next frighteningly corrupt company!

[Exdominus]

*a mystries clock appears behind pw's monkey and a big blue hand grabs him with out anyone noticing*

Mwuhahahaha My Monkey

*replaces Monkey with a cyborg monkey drone wearing headphones(real Necronet Earpods)*

Go and play my little monkey

*all to familar wooop woop woop starts as the clock fades away back to the unknown*

(yes the clock is a tardis with working chameleon circut)

[Psycho Warrior]

Now this "sausage" is going to serve as an example of why you don't [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] my [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] and [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] and then [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] with a [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] in your [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] with Don Shadowmaniocci!

*three nuns have just stroked off, a priest has gone deaf, 30 kittens died, and Randy's head just exploded for no reason*

... Good job.

[Exdominus]

*woop woop woop my tardis reappears and I step out carrying pw monkey by the throat*

Now what to do with this monkey squawking and wiggling in my claw

................


I know turn him into the new randy leader

*takes the monkey over to the operating theater and sedates it then cuts off the top of it's skull exposing it's brain*

Now where till I put that control helment I was goign to mount on locust

*looks over at it hanging on the wall and walks over and gets it*

Goody it still there the idiot tweezy did not notice it

*mounts the control helment of the monkey and looks at his work*

What have I done looks at the monkey (wearing the symbolic cybermen handlebar helment but ala cyberwomen fromn torchwood)

Now let wake him up *awakens the monkey slowly and checks to see if the control headgear is working*

*observes the monkey scratching his butt and a randy 2.0 across the lab scratchs his then dances around like an idiot*

Experiment a sucess *unleshs the Monkey leader on the office and finally kicks the randy 2.0's out of the lab*

[Psycho Warrior]

Now where till I put that control helment I was goign to mount on locust

*looks over at it hanging on the wall and walks over and gets it*

Goody it still there the idiot tweezy did not notice it

*mounts the control helment of the monkey*

I should warn you I fed that monkey gunpower. ... a lot. If he should fart he could probably blow your mind, and his mind away.

[Exdominus]

Now where till I put that control helment I was goign to mount on locust

*looks over at it hanging on the wall and walks over and gets it*

Goody it still there the idiot tweezy did not notice it

*mounts the control helment of the monkey*

I should warn you I fed that monkey gunpower. ... a lot. If he should fart he could probably blow your mind, and his mind away.

I know the monkey took at **** the size a texas that smelled to high heavens a blew like a explosion of c4

Yes the monkey is disgusting but the perfect randy leader so I put him to work and for the liist of randy 2.0's features see tweezy's post

[Psycho Warrior]

Now where till I put that control helment I was goign to mount on locust

*looks over at it hanging on the wall and walks over and gets it*

Goody it still there the idiot tweezy did not notice it

*mounts the control helment of the monkey*

I should warn you I fed that monkey gunpower. ... a lot. If he should fart he could probably blow your mind, and his mind away.

I know the monkey took at **** the size a texas that smelled to high heavens a blew like a explosion of c4

Yes the monkey is disgusting but the perfect randy leader so I put him to work and for the liist of randy 2.0's features see tweezy's post

I was getting at the fact at any second he could-

*a loud explosion rocks the foundation of the office*

.... that.

[The Happy Locust]

I know the monkey took at **** the size a texas that smelled to high heavens a blew like a explosion of c4

Yes the monkey is disgusting but the perfect randy leader so I put him to work and for the liist of randy 2.0's features see tweezy's post

All I know is the monkey talked me into trading lunches with him. and now I can FLYYYYYY!!!!

*with a burst of flame from his rear, Locust takes off. *

This burns in all the wrong ways.

*the flames begin to sputter out.*

Necros, we have a problem.

[Shadowman]

I know the monkey took at **** the size a texas that smelled to high heavens a blew like a explosion of c4

Yes the monkey is disgusting but the perfect randy leader so I put him to work and for the liist of randy 2.0's features see tweezy's post

All I know is the monkey talked me into trading lunches with him. and now I can FLYYYYYY!!!!

*with a burst of flame from his rear, Locust takes off. *

This burns in all the wrong ways.

*the flames begin to sputter out.*

Necros, we have a problem.

That reminds me of a spicy Mexican dish: Weapons of Ass Destruction. You will achieve escape velocity the next day. Also, everyone should avoid the third floor bathroom, and the rooms directly above and below it.

[Exdominus]

I should warn you I fed that monkey gunpower. ... a lot. If he should fart he could probably blow your mind, and his mind away.

I know the monkey took at **** the size a texas that smelled to high heavens a blew like a explosion of c4

Yes the monkey is disgusting but the perfect randy leader so I put him to work and for the liist of randy 2.0's features see tweezy's post

I was getting at the fact at any second he could-

*a loud explosion rocks the foundation of the office*

.... that.[/quote]


*lab is full of smoke and smells like cooked monkey and socrched circutry*

Crap, What just happened *can't see anything and activates ventilation fans through out the lab to clear the smoke*

.............*the smoke clears*

Now what is the damage *looks around lab to see the main stair well leading up stairs blown out as well as the elevator electric room gone deniing speedy access to all floor and about 25 reandy 2.0 are either totally gone as in the head got crushed or had limbs ripped off*

Damn I lost 5 of 2000 randy 2.0 minions

Stupid Monkey should have warned us about him

*goes off to have the 20 damaged randy men repaired and pputs the rest to work repairng the elevator and the stair well*

Now who will supplement me as leader of the randy's Crap I don't know

[Halo]

You can have all the Randy Crap you want.

[Exdominus]

Finally finished the sign for the front dooor oif the lab


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