The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

You made...a she-Randy?!

YOU FOOL! Now they can reproduce sexually! Set aside the horrible images of a Randy and a girl version of Randy making sweet monkey love! Do you know how fast Randy's can reproduce?! They're like gerbils! We'll be overrun in minutes!

And let's not even get into the fact that they're now susceptible to evolution! Not only will the Christians get pissed off, but we'll have Randy's evolving to be our evolutionary equals and/or superiors in only a few weeks!

This is why I have the ShadowWater Worldwide Private Military Contractor. For $50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.32, all Randy's will be dead of various things.

At least he didn't give them the ability to reproduce like single cell organisms where they split in half. the randy population would double every few minutes. We'd be overrun by stupid in less than a hour! REPENT! REPENT!

Settle down and have a banana.

YAY BANANA!

[Exdominus]

*walks up the stairs covered in blood(strawberry sryup) carrying burlap sacks full of locust clones full of 50 bags sacks full in total*

Man that experiment did not work right

*carrys the sacks out to the dumpster and lights it on fire*

Now what to do

*hears screaming of burning locust clones*

I think I will dance

*Starts to dance with the fire for light*

[The Happy Locust]

*walks up the stairs covered in blood(strawberry sryup) carrying burlap sacks full of locust clones full of 50 bags sacks full in total*

Man that experiment did not work right

*carrys the sacks out to the dumpster and lights it on fire*

Now what to do

*hears screaming of burning locust clones*

I think I will dance

*Starts to dance with the fire for light*

*joins the dancing REx by the fireside.*

Ooh. Campfire. Let's make Smores.

*Locust pokes a stick into pile, pulls it out with a fried Locust-clone-head on it and covers it with marshmallows and chocolate.*

It's Locust-tastic!

[Psycho Warrior]

*walks up the stairs covered in blood(strawberry sryup) carrying burlap sacks full of locust clones full of 50 bags sacks full in total*

Man that experiment did not work right

*carrys the sacks out to the dumpster and lights it on fire*

Now what to do

*hears screaming of burning locust clones*

I think I will dance

*Starts to dance with the fire for light*

*joins the dancing REx by the fireside.*

Ooh. Campfire. Let's make Smores.

*Locust pokes a stick into pile, pulls it out with a fried Locust-clone-head on it and covers it with marshmallows and chocolate.*

It's Locust-tastic!

This is why I went vegetarian and never went back.

*makes a vegetarian sandwich with real vegetarian*

[Exdominus]

Now that the poarty's over back to the lab to clean up the gorefest

*heads downstairs to the lab*

Damn what a mess time to stack the corps and prepare for burning!

SINE! COSINE! SECANT! COSECANT! TANGENT! Stack the cropse and prep them for depositing in the recycler

I am using them to feed randy's and rhonda's still connected to there own little artifical worlds (think the matrix and the pink goo)

*the dinobots throw the corpses iin the recyler and they beom nutrition for the clones*

[Exdominus]

*walks up stairs*

Damn where is everyone this place has a echo

[Psycho Warrior]

*walks up stairs*

Damn where is everyone this place has a echo

Shh. Nap time.

[Exdominus]

Won't happen *sets off bull horn on siren mode* Wake up everone back to work

[Exdominus]

What happen this place toally diued in the matter of a week Is it me or shouuld this thread get a nice lock sign next to it

[The Happy Locust]

The buildings aren't the pathways for insanity they used to be. Instead, they're vacation spots. Rest areas you can drop in and relax for a few hours.

*sets up a lawnchair, a tanning mirror, and neon-girly-girl signs in the courtyard*

this is living.

[Shadowman]

The buildings aren't the pathways for insanity they used to be. Instead, they're vacation spots. Rest areas you can drop in and relax for a few hours.

*sets up a lawnchair, a tanning mirror, and neon-girly-girl signs in the courtyard*

this is living.

I think I should warn you, you set all that up in the cage where I keep the rabid wolves. And on that note, why am I also tanning in here while wearing a suit made of slabs of beef? It makes no--OH GOD THEY'RE EATING VERY SOUL!!

[Psycho Warrior]

The buildings aren't the pathways for insanity they used to be. Instead, they're vacation spots. Rest areas you can drop in and relax for a few hours.

*sets up a lawnchair, a tanning mirror, and neon-girly-girl signs in the courtyard*

this is living.

I think I should warn you, you set all that up in the cage where I keep the rabid wolves. And on that note, why am I also tanning in here while wearing a suit made of slabs of beef? It makes no--OH GOD THEY'RE EATING VERY SOUL!!

Neat. *has his squad of randys start taking pictures... off the walls to sell on teh street.*

[Exdominus]

WHat to do what to do

*grabs a randy and rips out his cyber brain and puts it in a glass jar*

TIme to braindive *Jumps into his headset*

Ahh New Rhonda on RHonda stuff I guess a randy caught it and posted it

*activates tracker on the randy and shuts off his breeding functions*

[Psycho Warrior]

WHat to do what to do

*grabs a randy and rips out his cyber brain and puts it in a glass jar*

TIme to braindive *Jumps into his headset*

Ahh New Rhonda on RHonda stuff I guess a randy caught it and posted it

*activates tracker on the randy and shuts off his breeding functions*

reminds me of system shock. Luckily for me shodan's not real, she had the creepiest voice I've ever heard in a video game.

[Exdominus]

Did you stop to think that I could have made every randy a cyborg

They are my version of the cybermen they are thousands of ghosts of past randys combined into one central consiusness and are deployed to run the office

*attakcs complete control over the randys*

they speak in unison: We Obey Mighty Cyber Leader

[Halo]

Of course, you know that I'm like the ultimate leader of everything. EVER.

[Exdominus]

*legions of randy's capture halo and take her to be upgraded*

She shall join the legions of Randy 2.0

[Tweezy]

Randy 2.0 comes with new features including

-auto locking anti-air spring loaded punching gloves (guaranteed to malfunction)
-Genuine corrupted AI (will BSOD in 3 seconds or your money back)
-A Mr. Coffee (for those stressfull days when you just can't stay up)
-Auto air freshener (made from pure Carbon Dioxide)

The Randy 2.0 is superior in every aspect to the Randy 1.0!

Buy yours today!

[Exdominus]

Randy 2.0 comes with new features including

-auto locking anti-air spring loaded punching gloves (guaranteed to malfunction)
-Genuine corrupted AI (will BSOD in 3 seconds or your money back)
-A Mr. Coffee (for those stressfull days when you just can't stay up)
-Auto air freshener (made from pure Carbon Dioxide)

The Randy 2.0 is superior in every aspect to the Randy 1.0!

Buy yours today!

*hands tweezy a beer* Now to get rid of the npoise of the screams *turns on In the Jungle(watch rise of the cybermen to figure out what I am refering to)*

Now who else to convert *looks over the viewscreens of the office*

I have already converted most of the locust clones that were here when we started

Oh yes time to convert the peice da resistancve I know who to convert *throws tweezy in the conversion chamber*

[Tweezy]

haha... only now do you realize the folly of your follies! ::once converted, eyes glow blue as I take over the army of randy 2.0's:: now go, rise up! take back the hilarity that was once rightfully yours! HMHMHMHUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

[Exdominus]

haha... only now do you realize the folly of your follies! ::once converted, eyes glow blue as I take over the army of randy 2.0's:: now go, rise up! take back the hilarity that was once rightfully yours! HMHMHMHUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Nice try tweazy you may be a Randy Leader I am still the controller *disconnects tweezy from the network(WHat do you thoink your doing pulling a yvonne from doomsday)*

Now tweezy die *turns off tweezys emotional inhibiter in hopes his head explodes from the feeling he is missing*

[Tweezy]

::with my emotional inhibitions gone, I shoot rex necros in the face with a .45 without a second thought:: ::then goes onward to murder indiscriminantly:: ((I'm also wearing sunglasses))

[Shadowman]

::with my emotional inhibitions gone, I shoot rex necros in the face with a .45 without a second thought:: ::then goes onward to murder indiscriminantly:: ((I'm also wearing sunglasses))

Oh God, I'm not John Conner again, am I? I hate being John Conner. People always try to kill me. It's like the worst episode of Quantum Leap ever.

[Tweezy]

he is john connor, leader of the worldwide resistance and mankinds last best hope... and he comes in three tempting flavors!

[Exdominus]

*Orders Randys to surround tweezy amnd push him into the pit at the center of the lab trapping him* What to do? what to do? *looks a statue of speak no evil see no evil hear no evil in the shape of optimus primal* Oh yes we fix the mistakle by giving him a new body

*walks over to the cyborg shell maker and punchs the button the is mistakenly marked Normal guy shell which is actually big titted horny purpled haired chick shell*

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DING

*grabs the shell with out looking and puts it on the table back up*

Now to fix tweezy *opens the randyman's head and carefully removes tweezys brain from delecate chemical mixture and implants it in a cyberbrain shell merging man and machine*

Now what to do oh yeah

*seals the shells back anbd lets tweezy come to life*

Then o nly after this do I notice my mistake