The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

*begin to start drooling* just serve the man warm on a platter and ill eat him raw fine cannibal dining (wait is it cannibal if im not human )

no, then it's just predation.

[Wheelimus Prime]

in that case i'll have him served deep-fried

[Wheelimus Prime]

*walks in, inconspicuously changes into waffle suit and runs around the building attracting random oohs and ahhs*

[Psycho Warrior]

*sets fire to Rob schnieder* ... he had it coming.

[Blastback]

*sets fire to Rob schnieder* ... he had it coming.

And there was much rejoicing.

[Psycho Warrior]

*sets fire to Rob schnieder* ... he had it coming.

And there was much rejoicing.

Was that before or after we ate Wheelimus's minstrels?

[Blastback]

*sets fire to Rob schnieder* ... he had it coming.

And there was much rejoicing.

Was that before or after we ate Wheelimus's minstrels?

Both.

[Psycho Warrior]

Was that before or after we ate Wheelimus's minstrels?

Both.

So... does that mean.... we are them now?

[Exdominus]

GOD CURSE U ALL you did not save me*walks out of lab as a char cooked meat popsicle*

[The Happy Locust]

*somewhere in the basement, a pair of floppy red shoes protrude from the concrete floor. Inside, the occupant rests soundfully, having resigned to his fate as "that pair of shoes sticking out from under the concrete floor in the basement"*

[Wheelimus Prime]

*pulls out random machinegun and starts shooting flies outside the window*

man, these things are hard to hit

[Psycho Warrior]

*somewhere in the basement, a pair of floppy red shoes protrude from the concrete floor. Inside, the occupant rests soundfully, having resigned to his fate as "that pair of shoes sticking out from under the concrete floor in the basement"*

that poor clown... he must be in a living hell.

*feels he should cheer him up so he takes off Locust's shoes and uses a large feather to tickle his feet*

[Halo]

*somewhere in the basement, a pair of floppy red shoes protrude from the concrete floor. Inside, the occupant rests soundfully, having resigned to his fate as "that pair of shoes sticking out from under the concrete floor in the basement"*

that poor clown... he must be in a living hell.

*feels he should cheer him up so he takes off Locust's shoes and uses a large feather to tickle his feet*

You...don't wanna do that. I kind of put some experimental powder on it, just to see what would happen.






On second thought, DO IT.

[Psycho Warrior]

You...don't wanna do that. I kind of put some experimental powder on it, just to see what would happen.

On second thought, DO IT.

I would if whatever it is you put on there hadn't dissolved the feather... and my hand... and is somehow eating its way up my arm.

[Halo]

You...don't wanna do that. I kind of put some experimental powder on it, just to see what would happen.

On second thought, DO IT.

I would if whatever it is you put on there hadn't dissolved the feather... and my hand... and is somehow eating its way up my arm.

The results are better than I suspected. Excellent.

[Psycho Warrior]

You...don't wanna do that. I kind of put some experimental powder on it, just to see what would happen.

On second thought, DO IT.

I would if whatever it is you put on there hadn't dissolved the feather... and my hand... and is somehow eating its way up my arm.

The results are better than I suspected. Excellent.

That was my cinnmax hand you... maybe I shouldn't have scratched myself after tickling Locust... excuse me.

AAAAAAAAARGH!

[Wheelimus Prime]

HOLY CRAP *runs into a random wall that wasn't there a few seconds ago* i hate these wall-knomes moving everything

[Halo]

HOLY CRAP *runs into a random wall that wasn't there a few seconds ago* i hate these wall-knomes moving everything

And I'm glad that they make you mad!

[Psycho Warrior]

HOLY CRAP *runs into a random wall that wasn't there a few seconds ago* i hate these wall-knomes moving everything

And I'm glad that they make you mad!

Maddness is the first step to happiness.

[Halo]

HOLY CRAP *runs into a random wall that wasn't there a few seconds ago* i hate these wall-knomes moving everything

And I'm glad that they make you mad!

Madness is the first step to happiness.

And Enlightenment. Don't forget that.

[Psycho Warrior]

Madness is the first step to happiness.

And Enlightenment. Don't forget that.

How can I? you tattooed it on my teeth last week. ... with a chisel you monster.

[Halo]

Madness is the first step to happiness.

And Enlightenment. Don't forget that.

How can I? you tattooed it on my teeth last week. ... with a chisel you monster.

Teeth are hard. How else was I suppose to get the message in?

[Wheelimus Prime]

*looks around,jumps out window on top floor and slams into wall(that seemingly pops out of nowhere) on the 15th floor* wtf

[The Happy Locust]

Madness is the first step to happiness.

And Enlightenment. Don't forget that.

How can I? you tattooed it on my teeth last week. ... with a chisel you monster.

Teeth are hard. How else was I suppose to get the message in?

How? Rapid fire trick shooting.

*Locust fires a rapid succession of shots which immediately leaves the word "ELITEMINT" in Randy's now bleeding teeth.*

[Psycho Warrior]

How? Rapid fire trick shooting.

*Locust fires a rapid succession of shots which immediately leaves the word "ELITEMINT" in Randy's now bleeding teeth.*

Elite mint, for when you have to have fresh breathe by court order.