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Hi all! I'm mikey. 20 years old. Grew up watching the usual Transformers series, plus reruns of the G1 era. I came across this website while trying to identify various toys I had.

Too everybody new that has posted in this Thread, welcome to Energon Pub Forums... enjoy your stay

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Basketball Jones wrote:Whatever happened to "Seibertron contains nuts"?

They were out getting salted.


Welcome to all.



Warning: Seibertron contains nuts!!!

You have to give me a black eye first.

Whats your deal with black eyes???

teroh1988 wrote:

You have to give me a black eye first.

Whats your deal with black eyes???

She likes it rough.

I've got no problem with that.

Hi all, I've been lurking for the past 6 or so months and just started posting. I always enjoy reading threads on this board and have made this one of my most frequently visited sites.

I'm 28 y/o and am an IT Project Manager for a mid-western bank.

I am married with a 1 y/o son who loves TFs (I got him all of the Robot Heroes).

I'm into all kinds of music, but prefer classic rock/hard rock/metal with my fav bands being Bruce Springsteen, pre-St. Anger Metallica, Iron Maiden, Pink Floyd, and Led Zep.

I've played the guitar nearly all my life but haven't played much recently due to my son.

Otherwise, I love video games, 80's nostalgia (TFs, GI Joe, Voltron), and super hero movies.

My sign-in name is an amalgamation of my fraternity nickname (Wild Stallion) and my zodiac sign (Scorpio).

teroh1988 wrote:

You have to give me a black eye first.

Whats your deal with black eyes???

I'm a woman, I should be walking around with black eyes.

Men in Arkansas are obviously pussies and don't do this.

*Elita_One* wrote:

teroh1988 wrote:

You have to give me a black eye first.

Whats your deal with black eyes???

I'm a woman, I should be walking around with black eyes.

Men in Arkansas are obviously pussies and don't do this.

I don't hit chicks. Unless they're into that. Then she gets a football helmet so I can wail on her while doing well it's pretty obvious then.

I have an Eagles helmet. Fire away.

*Elita_One* wrote:I have an Eagles helmet. Fire away.

Make me a sammich first. And a Jack and Coke. Oh and get me my ciggerettes woman.

You have to hit me first. Make my mouth bleed and tell me "ya ain't no good to me now get me my sammich bitch".

*Elita_One* wrote:You have to hit me first. Make my mouth bleed and tell me "ya ain't no good to me now get me my sammich bitch".

"Ya ain't no good to me! Now get me my sammich bitch! And don't forget the Jack and Coke and the smokes!"

Damn straight!


*complies*


Great, now new people are scared to post here.

*Elita_One* wrote:Damn straight!


*complies*


Great, now new people are scared to post here.

Mission accomplished. Let's see if we can traumatise some of the other people who post here.

They're probably out getting hammered right now so they'll be online later and realize this thread exists.

just wondering, whatever floats your boat, and Arkansas probably has more black and blue women than most states

Yes, the internet is a serious place.

That it is...

hi my name is chris, I am 29, I was a HUGE fan of transformers, and I foudn this site on sheer memories. I am also tryingto find where i can DL the comics, or find some kind of timeline.

*Elita_One* wrote:You have to hit me first. Make my mouth bleed and tell me "ya ain't no good to me now get me my sammich bitch".

You can make me a sammich if you like.

I like chicken



I don't do the whole beatin on the opposite sex thing though. I'm english, and so am a gentlemen

hi guys, my name is jarrett, i'm 14 years old, are there any members from the offical tf movie boards here???

Just so no one worries, the whole beating and kitchen making a sammich thing is all just a joke. It's a stereotype when it comes to girls on the internet and how they "aren't allowed" so yeah, I don't actually encourage beatings and I don't actually get beaten.

*Elita_One* wrote:Just so no one worries, the whole beating and kitchen making a sammich thing is all just a joke. It's a stereotype when it comes to girls on the internet and how they "aren't allowed" so yeah, I don't actually encourage beatings and I don't actually get beaten.

I was just playing along. Although if a girl I was dating would ask me to hit her I'm not sure if I would. I was extremely uncomfortable rping "raping" a girlfriend I had. Despite that she liked it, it creeped me out a bit.

Hey, there. I'm James. I'm 26 and, obviously, Grimlock's my favorite TF. T-Rex, tank, doesn't matter. He's just that badass...y'know, except after TF The Movie when he was pretty much just used as comic relief. I grew up weatching TF, and was one of the lucky people to see Transformers The Movie when it came out in theaters back in '86. I work as an illustrator, and do webcomics...one of which just got picked up to get published, so woohooo!

Yeah, I don't know what else to put here, so I'll just stop. Later!