The Energon Pub

[Rodimus_Lantern]

Hail me, for I am a Prophet!

In 2004, upon the announcement of the movie, I declared that, close to the release the movie, a swarm of n00bs would arrive, with varying levels of knowledge on Transformers.

I was right.

So I command you, as the Prophet of Seibertron, to build a temple in my name! Do so, before I prophesize a can of whoop-ass on you!

Not funny, informative, or in any way entertaining. Score: F-

"In Five Minutes, A Can Of Whoop-Ass Will Be Opened On You."

That's what you get.

What exactly is a 'Can of Whoop-Ass'. It sounds like the product of the fertile imagination of a psychotic inbred.

Similar to Spam but has a fuller flavor.

It's got kind of a kick to it, even.

Not a sissy kick though kinda like a kick with steel toed boots.

[Shin Getter Robo]

You're all **** mental.

[Jeep?]

George Forman?

[Shin Getter Robo]

George Forman?

Can you cook the contents of a can of whoop-ass on a health grill?

[Jeep?]

George Forman?

Can you cook the contents of a can of whoop-ass on a health grill?

Oh yeah. Got to be a lean, mean fighting machine to win.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

Orangutan Titties?

[Jeep?]

Too floppy.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

I agree but I thought we were talking about George Foreman.

[Jeep?]

I can has cheezburger?

[The Happy Locust]

Hail me, for I am a Prophet!

In 2004, upon the announcement of the movie, I declared that, close to the release the movie, a swarm of n00bs would arrive, with varying levels of knowledge on Transformers.

I was right.

So I command you, as the Prophet of Seibertron, to build a temple in my name! Do so, before I prophesize a can of whoop-ass on you!

Not funny, informative, or in any way entertaining. Score: F-

"In Five Minutes, A Can Of Whoop-Ass Will Be Opened On You."

That's what you get.

What exactly is a 'Can of Whoop-Ass'. It sounds like the product of the fertile imagination of a psychotic inbred.

Similar to Spam but has a fuller flavor.

It's got kind of a kick to it, even.

Not a sissy kick though kinda like a kick with steel toed boots.

Not to be mistaken for a can of whooped-ass, which has a taste and texture somewhere between ground beef and menudo.

[Jeep?]

Wasn't Menudo that boy band?

[Rodimus_Lantern]

Exactly

[Jeep?]

Oooh, hispanic boys...

[Rodimus_Lantern]

... and Ricky Martin.

[Jeep?]

Ewww.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

Ewww indeed.

[D-340]

Hail me, for I am a Prophet!

In 2004, upon the announcement of the movie, I declared that, close to the release the movie, a swarm of n00bs would arrive, with varying levels of knowledge on Transformers.

I was right.

So I command you, as the Prophet of Seibertron, to build a temple in my name! Do so, before I prophesize a can of whoop-ass on you!

I was there for that. But no temple building, I'm too lazy.

[The Happy Locust]

Hail me, for I am a Prophet!

In 2004, upon the announcement of the movie, I declared that, close to the release the movie, a swarm of n00bs would arrive, with varying levels of knowledge on Transformers.

I was right.

So I command you, as the Prophet of Seibertron, to build a temple in my name! Do so, before I prophesize a can of whoop-ass on you!

I was there for that. But no temple building, I'm too lazy.

I have prepared for just such an occasion.

*Locust walks out of sight and we hear an immense flushing sound. Locust returns, grabs a gigantic magnifying glass,and leaves again.*

2 HOURS LATER!.

*Locust returns dragging what appears to a completely Mud-brick temple*

Not quite mud...

[D-340]

Hail me, for I am a Prophet!

In 2004, upon the announcement of the movie, I declared that, close to the release the movie, a swarm of n00bs would arrive, with varying levels of knowledge on Transformers.

I was right.

So I command you, as the Prophet of Seibertron, to build a temple in my name! Do so, before I prophesize a can of whoop-ass on you!

I was there for that. But no temple building, I'm too lazy.

I have prepared for just such an occasion.

*Locust walks out of sight and we hear an immense flushing sound. Locust returns, grabs a gigantic magnifying glass,and leaves again.*

2 HOURS LATER!.

*Locust returns dragging what appears to a completely Mud-brick temple*

Not quite mud...

2 Hours That's gotta be some smelly assed mud.