The Energon Pub

prowl123 wrote:I NEED A HUG! NOBODY GIVES A $#!^ ABOUT YOUR WALLAMRT POWERGLIDE.

What's your favorite Zombies map? If you don't play Zombies, start doing so in... now.

Please everybody stop asking questions that are not related to Transformers, please everybody read the first post at page 1, i updated it with a new ''rule''.

Q: how much Unicorn needs to eat a day?

At least a Milky Way, a Galaxy Bar and a couple of Mars.


Why is Starscream not Staryelp?

42.

Don't you just love Devastator?

Definitely maybe.


Why is Grimlock?

Because he no kisser, he king.


BUT WHY NO SLUDGE, HASBRO?!?

Not enough OOZERS.

Where is Primus?

All folded up, dormant, hiding and is preparing his children to defend the very fabric of exsistence from the threat of the universal dominator! His very life force is the last line of defence, but his children have forgotten their fate, warring amongst themselves like slaargs over energon cubes.

Hey, who ran off with that transformation cog?

Shaggy wrote:Wasn't me!

Are nuts and bolts equivalent to bees and flowers on Cybertron?

It's more along the lines of when a daddy robot syncronizes his frequenty with a mommy robot and they upload a personality component in to a model kit.

Wouldn't you agree that transformers have no need for a nose at all?

Well, I guess not. But then, who NOSE? It might come in handy.
(And no pheromone jokes, either..)

(On the same streak..)
Do Transformers screw?

Hell yeah!

Which of Unicron's eyes got blown out in '85?

The Eye of the Tiger.


Is Unicron's left horn smaller than his right one?

Yes, but about 16 miles. You can barely notice.

Why can Hasbor never complete a trio (i.e. Human alliance wreckers).

They want to break three(s)
HASBROOO! Hasbro just wants to break threes!



Can a Decepticon be optimal?

Only if they see their eye doctor every two years.

Who leads the Constructicons?

Certainly not an uncrasamatic bore like Soundwave.

What's up with Scourge's nails?

Possibly his fingers.


Is Arcee an R/C?

Not until she passes the bar exam.

Why can't Ultra Magnus deal with anything?

You try being named after an iced-dessert-on-a-stick!


Is Megatron actually CLU, after he merged with TRON?

We don't use that kind of language 'round here, son. Mind that tongue o' yers.

Would you like to see Pipiro and his wonderdonkey return?

Onions.

Frenzy?

He's the green one.

What would happen if Blurr took crack?

He wouldn't do speed.

Why isn't there a ski resort Transformer?

Transmetal Optimus Primal got them banned from the mountain.

What would happen if Wheelie had been chosen by the Matrix?

...there is no spoon.


Are Transmetals part of the gender continuum?