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by **Nightracer GT** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:07 am

....get married.

:-P

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070817/ap_ ... e_arkansas

Arkansas specifically, but it's in the US.

by **Jazz-935** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:09 am

Thats purely insane-a-tron.

News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:58 am

Sometimes, I hate this country.

by **Halo** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:20 am

I'm divorcing that state.

News Credits: 26 · by **Wheeljack35** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:38 am

WOW

What?! Were they in a drunken stooper and said "Hey lets f--- with everbody...Lets make a law that where even infants can get married"

by **Nightracer GT** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:41 am

Uhhh... you guys did actually read it right?

News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:43 am

Dark Zarak wrote:Uhhh... you guys did actually read it right?

Yeah, it was a typo. However, they are legislature, they're supposed to be grammar whores and clause nazi's when it comes to passing bills. And yet they overlooked that.

by **Southern Slimmy** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:44 am

Single mom, 3 kids here.....I am NOT moving to Arkansas anytime soon thats fer sure! I don't foresee me marrying off my 4 year old tho |:|

*sigh* Gotta love idiots in office

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:04 am

Ah, teenagers get married there all the time. It's really a southern thing. I guess if you're gonna have babies in your teens, might as well get married. My two best friends got married at 16 and 17. Nothing new. Just need your parents' permission.

We all know that no babies are getting married. Well....that would be kind of cute, actually.

by **Cybertron Optimus** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:28 am

All I can is WTF?

Like Prowl76 on Facebook · by **Prowl76** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:05 pm

Senor Hugo wrote:
Dark Zarak wrote:Uhhh... you guys did actually read it right?

Yeah, it was a typo. However, they are legislature, they're supposed to be grammar whores and clause nazi's when it comes to passing bills. And yet they overlooked that.

Not surprising really. I feel that every form of government in our country is a joke.

News Credits: 6 · by **Wing Zero Custom** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:15 pm

Would be funny to see some stupid married kids fighting about cheating on each other. :lol:

by **Rogue.** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:18 pm

QUICK!!! All you horny 16 year old Arkansas kids who believe in waiting until marriage for sex... get married!

Ah, who are we kidding. No one wants to get married anymore, there's too much divorce. Imagine being 17 and paying alimony to your ex-wife?!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:23 pm

Prowl76 wrote:I feel that every form of government in our country is a joke.

Anarchy is the opiate of the fools.

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:30 pm

*copied from a post of mine, on another board*

Well, Jim Bob and Becky Sue can now marry without feelin' too bad. I mean aside from the fact that they're cousins.

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:43 am

Funny. I thought the thread would read:

The US is the first country in history to allow toddlers and babies to... own a working machine gun.

Seriously guys, who the hell is at the steering wheel of your lump o land?

News Credits: 3 · by **wavelength** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:19 am

three words: Only. in. America.

News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:23 am

The Master Blaster wrote:Funny. I thought the thread would read:

The US is the first country in history to allow toddlers and babies to... own a working machine gun.

Seriously guys, who the hell is at the steering wheel of your lump o land?

The same guy who called pretzels terrorists.

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:39 pm

Senor Hugo wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:Funny. I thought the thread would read:

The US is the first country in history to allow toddlers and babies to... own a working machine gun.

Seriously guys, who the hell is at the steering wheel of your lump o land?

The same guy who called pretzels terrorists.

Well in all fairness, he *did* choke on a pretzel. Those salty bastards!

News Credits: 1 · by **Elita One** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:55 pm

Weird!!
And yet they won't have gay marriages be legal. I see nothing wrong with two people of the same sex wanting to be together. Love is for everyone imo. No flames please.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:08 pm

Elita One wrote:Weird!!
And yet they won't have gay marriages be legal. I see nothing wrong with two people of the same sex wanting to be together. Love is for everyone imo. No flames please.

I agree with you. I'm not gay and don't really know anyone gay but I don't think I have the right to deny them what I get to do.

News Credits: 1 · by **Elita One** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:16 pm

Well I ain't gay(got Aspergers Syndrome) either but I do know what it is like to feel like you have no rights or equality at all. Hence my opinion.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:21 pm

The only gay man I know really isn't the shining example of love and commitment, but I don't see how a sexual preference which has been recognised for millenia is still shunned to the degree it is. The greatest minds that shaped the very idea of civilisation were pederasts, after all.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:23 pm

Elita One wrote:Well I ain't gay(got Aspergers Syndrome) either but I do know what it is like to feel like you have no rights or equality at all. Hence my opinion.

That's right, it's all about putting yourself in another's situation. I just think to myself that if I were gay, I would want to be treated like anyone else and allowed basic rights such as marriage. I don't see why it's such a hot topic. But that's America for you. I love my country, but sometimes our priorities are way out of line. When boys kissing is more distressing than no funding for stem cell research...ok, I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about this stuff, so I'll stop.

News Credits: 1 · by **Elita One** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:49 pm

That's ok this hasn't turned into a flame thread (yet). Australia is getting worse with the whole gay rights thing. When it comes to stuff like superannuation and wills the partner isn't recognised and stuff, which is dumb.Bloody conservative government. Come November that will hopefully change(election). How come a person can leave their estate to their pets (which I have read of) and a gay couple can't? So dumb.