The Energon Pub

News Credits: 3 · by **Damolisher** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:56 pm

Trypticon: "MY favourite TV show? Everybody loves Raymond. That Robert is a riot, I tell ya!"

RiD Megatron: "Ah, time to get off my arse and see what my troops are doing."

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeysie** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:38 pm

Blaster: This is Blaster, blastin' at ya with the best hits of the day! We're kickin' it off with a great selection of hits by Johnny Cash, followed by a rock-yer-boots-off marathon of Celine Dion ballads! Yeah!

***

Silverbolt: I think we ought to spend the day trying out this human sport known as "bungie-jumping". What do you say, Aerialbots?

***

Slingshot: You know, Ironhide, you were right, and I was wrong. I apologize. I think that we young recruits definitely have a lot to learn from you old hands who know what you're doin'. How about a little old-guy-new-guy bonding, huh, huh? We'll go fishing, maybe catch the auto show, it'll be great. Give us a hug!

***

Red Alert: Why, of course, I trust you implicitly! I'm sure everything will go smoothly, and there's absolutely nothing to worry about. In fact, I'm just going to kick back and relax.

***

Galvatron: Rant, rant, GWARGH, thrash, complain, RAWR, rant...

Cyclonus: Oh, enough of this, already. Put a rag in it, you sorry nutjob of a bucket of bolts!

*puts Galvatron out of his misery*

All right, Decepticons, now *I'm* in charge, and I say we go kick some Autobot afts. Are you all with me?! YEE-HA!

***

by **Zombie Starscream** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:10 pm

Ohh I got one!

Megatron: Starscream, I feel I must reveil something to you that i have kept hidden for a long time.

Starscream: What?

Megatron: I'm a fembot...
And I'm carrying Thundercracker's baby.

Starscream: :shock:

News Credits: 3 · by **Damolisher** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:43 pm

Noble: "Ah knew you was sweet fer me, Blackarachnia! Not fighting Megatron, not fighting Jetstorm, not fighting a Vehicon, but fighting a tank drone? YES!"
*Turns into Savage*
Savage: "A Tank Drone! YEEEEEEAH!, DIG IT! Not a big, evil Vehicoawn, but a tahny, insiiignificant Drone! Yeah, drone, yeah. AH BETTER SNAP INTO IT! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!

News Credits: 23 · by **Energon** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:26 pm

Megatron: Ok Optimus, I can't take it anymore, I think I will just go home.

:sad: Why can't I think of something better to say? It has been a long day.

by **Frenzy15** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:06 pm

Starscream after blowing up bumblebees legs

Starscream: oooooooppssssss! Sorry Bumblebee

News Credits: 8 · by **Liege Evilmus** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:12 pm

Perceptor, "Boys have a penis girls have a bagina"

BeachComber, "Hey, it's all beautiful baby"

by **Pyrostrata** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:40 pm

Jeysie wrote:Galvatron: Rant, rant, GWARGH, thrash, complain, RAWR, rant...

Cyclonus: Oh, enough of this, already. Put a rag in it, you sorry nutjob of a bucket of bolts!

*puts Galvatron out of his misery*

All right, Decepticons, now *I'm* in charge, and I say we go kick some Autobot afts. Are you all with me?! YEE-HA!

***

LMAO! I'd REALLY like to see Cyclonus do that!!! Although the "yee-haw" thing is just a little too....undignified

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeysie** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:08 am

Pyrostrata wrote:Although the "yee-haw" thing is just a little too... undignified

Heh! Well, this *is* the "Things you'd never hear TF characters say" thread.

Plus imagining Cyclonus going "YEE-HA!" in that quiet, deadpan voice of his makes me snicker. (I do so love Cyclonus' voice. Anyhoo.)

by **Pyrostrata** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:11 am

Jeysie wrote:
Pyrostrata wrote:Although the "yee-haw" thing is just a little too... undignified

Heh! Well, this *is* the "Things you'd never hear TF characters say" thread. Plus imagining Cyclonus going "YEE-HA!" in that quiet, deadpan voice of his makes me snicker. (I do so love Cyclonus' voice. Anyhoo.)

That's just.........scary.

:grin:

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:13 am

Wheelie - orange

Megatron - i'm bored of being leader starscream your in charge.
Starscream but megatron you do a much better job than me you should lead.
Trypticon - I'd better watch my step i might step on something.
Sunstreaker my paints been scratched oh well.

by **greenbee** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:42 am

wheelie to sharkticon: get in ma bellie!

News Credits: 2 · by **An_de** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:52 am

Optimus: One shall stand, two shall fall.
Megatron: But we are two - how will we both fall???
Optimus: Well who ever wins shall stay on Earth for eternity...
Megatron: :shock:

News Credits: 23 · by **Energon** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:01 am

Hot Rod: That lever is broken.
Quintesson: I always wondered why all the innocents kept jumping into the sharkacon pool. I thought I just had bad breath.

(I loved the one about Starscream and Bumblebee's legs)

News Credits: 23 · by **Energon** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:03 am

My bad, a double post. I can't even delete the darn things.

by **Siren Prime** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:10 pm

Zombie Starscream wrote:Ohh I got one!

Megatron: Starscream, I feel I must reveil something to you that i have kept hidden for a long time.

Starscream: What?

Megatron: I'm a fembot...
And I'm carrying Thundercracker's baby.

Starscream:

*cues dramatic soap opera music*

Starscream: Why... why you creating pimp!!! *slaps him and runs away crying* :sad:

Megatron: No Starscream!! Please wait!! Oh Primus, forgive me!!!

by **Gojira Prime** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:11 pm

Sledge wrote:Optimus: Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.

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Arcee: I'll join the Decepticons if you live up to your name, Thrust.

Classic!

Grimlock: I say, old bean, care for a spot of tea whatnot?

Soundwave: Ravage, eject, operatiopn War- wait, what are the moral implications of this?

Movie Megatron: Have a nice day!

Optimus Prime: Wheelie, I'm handing you the Matrix

Ultra Magnus: Perceptor, what's 15 divided by 7?
Perceptor: Idunno. :grin:

by **Zombie Starscream** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:12 pm

Optimus: *Sigh* Megatron, you are right, the humans are not worth saving.

Galvatron: All hail King Starscream!

Arcee: Ughh, this kid Daniel is a spawn from Hell!

Carly: Daniel, Wheelie is actually your half-brother.

Unicron: I think I'm full.

by **Predaprince** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:30 pm

(Arcee walks by Ultra Magnus and Perceptor)

Ultra Magnus: "Damn, biotch!"

Perceptor: "Fershizzle."

by **Night Raid** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:38 pm

Megatron (pretty much any version): "Eh, f*** that."

by **Siren Prime** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:42 pm

Night Raid wrote:Megatron (pretty much any version): "Eh, f*** that."

News Credits: 23 · by **Energon** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:39 pm

Night Raid wrote:Megatron (pretty much any version): "Eh, f*** that."

I could picture Megatron saying that! I am not sure why he wouldn't say it.

by **Siren Prime** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:52 pm

EnergonCube wrote:
Night Raid wrote:Megatron (pretty much any version): "Eh, f*** that."

I could picture Megatron saying that! I am not sure why he wouldn't say it.

He's just make it long winded.

But I bet he says that to himself all the time.

by **Pyrostrata** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:17 am

Night Raid wrote:Megatron (pretty much any version): "Eh, f*** that."

OMG! *falls outta chair YET AGAIN, laughing uncontrollably* I LOVE THIS THREAD! :))

News Credits: 3 · by **Damolisher** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:04 am

Starscream: "I want to be a Macho, Macho man!"

Optimus: "Eh, **** 'em. There's plenty more fleshies where they came from."

Vector Sigma: "I'm Vector Sigma. Yes, Transformers have babies! Nothing stupid, or completely insane about thinking that!"

Dead End: "I! I feel so alive! For the very first time!"