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Jeep? wrote: The character doesn't work with a sidekick.

Funny how the basis of the recent cartoon is exactly the opposite.

I dunno, I really only liked Batman when the Batmobile was a Ford..er..Lincoln...Futura.
Or it's a real car, not some ridiculous turbo-jet peice or a ridiculous tank thing.

The Tumbler is more a "real car" than the 60s Batmobile. The 60s car struggled to hit 30mph, hence all the speeded up footage. The Tumbler could actually hit 100mph, jump stuff, etc.

Sledge wrote:The Tumbler is more a "real car" than the 60s Batmobile. The 60s car struggled to hit 30mph, hence all the speeded up footage. The Tumbler could actually hit 100mph, jump stuff, etc.

But, the one from the 60's is a Lincoln.
I don't care how slow a car is, so long as it's a Ford, oh well.

Sherade wrote:

Jeep? wrote: The character doesn't work with a sidekick.

Funny how the basis of the recent cartoon is exactly the opposite.

The Brave and the Bold? You know that show isn't really good, right?

Sherade wrote:

Sledge wrote:The Tumbler is more a "real car" than the 60s Batmobile. The 60s car struggled to hit 30mph, hence all the speeded up footage. The Tumbler could actually hit 100mph, jump stuff, etc.

But, the one from the 60's is a Lincoln.
I don't care how slow a car is, so long as it's a Ford, oh well.

Yes, but when you're being chased by the cops in a car that can't break 30 MPH, you're going to have a problem.

And they really did build at least one working Tumbler (I've heard rumors of several working models, each with a different function), which I need to have so badly I would amputate my entire lower body to own one.

Apparently, there were four Tumblers made for Begins.

I hate the Tumbler, I much prefer Tim Burton's Batmobil or the TAS version.

Yeah, as phallic as it was, the Animated batmobile was just too awesome.

And it was my favourite toy god did I love it I had more fun with that then i did with any of my Transformers.

Shadowman wrote:

Sherade wrote:

Jeep? wrote: The character doesn't work with a sidekick.

Funny how the basis of the recent cartoon is exactly the opposite.

The Brave and the Bold? You know that show isn't really good, right?

Never said it was. I really don't follow Batman though, still haven't seen Begins or Dark Knight.

Sherade wrote:

Sledge wrote:The Tumbler is more a "real car" than the 60s Batmobile. The 60s car struggled to hit 30mph, hence all the speeded up footage. The Tumbler could actually hit 100mph, jump stuff, etc.

But, the one from the 60's is a Lincoln.
I don't care how slow a car is, so long as it's a Ford, oh well.

Yes, but when you're being chased by the cops in a car that can't break 30 MPH, you're going to have a problem.

Like I said, don't care. It's a ford (again, Lincoln, but still.)
Impractical as it is, still, I'd love to get my hands on a non-Batmobile Futura.

which I need to have so badly I would amputate my entire lower body to own one.
I'd still prefer the ability to have my own chilren, but, whatever you like...

I'm lazy and replied in the above quote...IN RED!

Sherade wrote:

Shadowman wrote:which I need to have so badly I would amputate my entire lower body to own one.
I'd still prefer the ability to have my own chilren, but, whatever you like...

I'm lazy and replied in the above quote...IN RED!

I stand by what I said. You don't need kids when you have a Bat-Tank.

No point having a car that'll get you rid if you can't actually do the riding.

Jeep? wrote:No point having a car that'll get you rid if you can't actually do the riding.

You don't need to get laid if you have a freaking Tank.

Wait, you mean getting laid, right? Because I've never heard the word "rid" used in that manner.

Wow we're off topic. When did we get to the subject of Tumbler vs. reproductive organs?

For villains, bring back Scarecrow, but don't make him a wuss like the last two movies. Give him an army of near-rabid fear-toxin victims, maybe team him up with Bane.

Wait, you mean getting laid, right? Because I've never heard the word "rid" used in that manner

[Dueling banjos]You ain't from round these here parts, are you, boy?[/dueling banjos]

Jeep? wrote:

Wait, you mean getting laid, right? Because I've never heard the word "rid" used in that manner

[Dueling banjos]You ain't from round these here parts, are you, boy?[/dueling banjos]

Ah, no. I don't live in a place where banjo's are often played in competition, or where rednecks demand that you make noises similar to that of pigs. On the other hand, we have a distinct lack of Burt Reynolds.

Shadowman wrote: On the other hand, we have a distinct lack of Burt Reynolds.

And that's a problem.

What if Burt Reynolds was Batman?

Sherade wrote:

Shadowman wrote: On the other hand, we have a distinct lack of Burt Reynolds.

And that's a problem.

What if Burt Reynolds was Batman?

He was born in Lansing, though, and spent much of his childhood in Michigan, so at least we have that.

That's right, Wisconsin, we gave the world Burt Reynolds. What have YOU given the world?

And Burt Reynolds is a bit old to be Batman. And I hate to say it, but Batman with a mustache is not cool.

Shadowman wrote:And Burt Reynolds is a bit old to be Batman. And I hate to say it, but Batman with a mustache is not cool.

I'm going to be shot for this, but why not al ive action Batman Beyond movie?
Reynolds would be a great old Bruce.

Sherade wrote:

Shadowman wrote:And Burt Reynolds is a bit old to be Batman. And I hate to say it, but Batman with a mustache is not cool.

I'm going to be shot for this, but why not al ive action Batman Beyond movie?
Reynolds would be a great old Bruce.

It's not a bad idea. The Dark Knight + Iron Man = Awesome.

Shadowman wrote:He was born in Lansing, though, and spent much of his childhood in Michigan, so at least we have that.

That's right, Wisconsin, we gave the world Burt Reynolds. What have YOU given the world?

Are... are you trying to present reasons to bomb Lansing?

Sledge wrote:

Shadowman wrote:He was born in Lansing, though, and spent much of his childhood in Michigan, so at least we have that.

That's right, Wisconsin, we gave the world Burt Reynolds. What have YOU given the world?

Are... are you trying to present reasons to bomb Lansing?

No...I'm presenting reasons to bomb Wisconsin.

But then Quebec forced upon the world Celine Dion! Wisconsin, we must put aside out differences and fight the true enemy: Quebec!

Shadowman wrote:

Sherade wrote:

Shadowman wrote:And Burt Reynolds is a bit old to be Batman. And I hate to say it, but Batman with a mustache is not cool.

I'm going to be shot for this, but why not al ive action Batman Beyond movie?
Reynolds would be a great old Bruce.

It's not a bad idea. The Dark Knight + Iron Man = Awesome.

That post was edited!
What do you really think?

Sherade wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Sherade wrote:

Shadowman wrote:And Burt Reynolds is a bit old to be Batman. And I hate to say it, but Batman with a mustache is not cool.

I'm going to be shot for this, but why not al ive action Batman Beyond movie?
Reynolds would be a great old Bruce.

It's not a bad idea. The Dark Knight + Iron Man = Awesome.

That post was edited!
What do you really think?

I had accidentally written "into" instead of "not" which both makes no sense whatsoever, and changes the answer completely. I am the typo King!

Shadowman wrote:

Sherade wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Sherade wrote:

Shadowman wrote:And Burt Reynolds is a bit old to be Batman. And I hate to say it, but Batman with a mustache is not cool.

I'm going to be shot for this, but why not al ive action Batman Beyond movie?
Reynolds would be a great old Bruce.

It's not a bad idea. The Dark Knight + Iron Man = Awesome.

That post was edited!
What do you really think?

I had accidentally written "into" instead of "not" which both makes no sense whatsoever, and changes the answer completely. I am the typo King!

You're a liar, sir. I saw your post: it was a thinly veiled attempt to garner support for an attempt on Burt Reynolds' life.

Oh, America. Will you ever learn!?

Blast Cannon wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Sherade wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Sherade wrote:

Shadowman wrote:And Burt Reynolds is a bit old to be Batman. And I hate to say it, but Batman with a mustache is not cool.

I'm going to be shot for this, but why not al ive action Batman Beyond movie?
Reynolds would be a great old Bruce.

It's not a bad idea. The Dark Knight + Iron Man = Awesome.

That post was edited!
What do you really think?

I had accidentally written "into" instead of "not" which both makes no sense whatsoever, and changes the answer completely. I am the typo King!

You're a liar, sir. I saw your post: it was a thinly veiled attempt to garner support for an attempt on Burt Reynolds' life.

Oh, America. Will you ever learn!?

Never! We will not be subject to your twisted half-truths! Give me liberty, or give me dea--

Oh, crap, quote pyramids are back.

I could have sworn there was something stopping more than three quotes inside each other. I'll raise it in the staff section.
Also, seriously, Celine Dion is a God-damn hardbody BANG and for that reason alone I can ignore all of her caterwauling.