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Uwe Bolls' Postal Movie

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Uwe Bolls' Postal Movie

Postby Mr.RobotoAutoMan » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:57 am

OMFG THIS MOVIE LOOKS FREAKING FUNNY AS HELL. theres some 9/11 jokes that you may all get offended by. in one of the scenes in the trailer shows osama and bush holding hands and skipping in a field which is freaking hiliarious!!!!

trailer 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVzPtDRnCgQ

trailer 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaNoQCokHo8

trailer 3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnB6FEGOhq8

9/11 jokes - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiB7n8XWfyY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY

Osama says videos - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5FxSYH7C60

these are some random videos of what osama says about the postal movie.
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Postby Hotrod » Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:12 am

Considering Uwe Bolls' track record I am not going anywhere near this until I hear it is 100% safe.
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Postby Senor Hugo » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:07 am

It may look funny.

However, several trailers have made movies look good, and/or funny.

In Uwe Boll's case. He has NEVER made a good film. Also he has never made a good film based on a video game.

So, lets look at the criteria for Postal.

It's based on a video game
Uwe Boll is producing and directing
There has never been a good video game movie since Mortal Kombat

Yep, it's going to totally suck giant donkey cahones.
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Postby Burn » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:19 am

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."
New rule for Seibertron.com?

Discussion of Uwe Boll and any of his movies are not permitted on this site

Please? :grin:
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Postby Saya » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:43 am

Senor Hugo wrote:It may look funny.

However, several trailers have made movies look good, and/or funny.

In Uwe Boll's case. He has NEVER made a good film. Also he has never made a good film based on a video game.

So, lets look at the criteria for Postal.

It's based on a video game
Uwe Boll is producing and directing
There has never been a good video game movie since Mortal Kombat

Yep, it's going to totally suck giant donkey cahones.


Um, hello? MK sucked. You must be thinking of DoA, which was super awesome.
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Postby Senor Hugo » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:47 am

Saya wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:It may look funny.

However, several trailers have made movies look good, and/or funny.

In Uwe Boll's case. He has NEVER made a good film. Also he has never made a good film based on a video game.

So, lets look at the criteria for Postal.

It's based on a video game
Uwe Boll is producing and directing
There has never been a good video game movie since Mortal Kombat

Yep, it's going to totally suck giant donkey cahones.


Um, hello? MK sucked. You must be thinking of DoA, which was super awesome.


And yet, DoA went straight to DVD.

Mortal Kombat, the first movie. Was good, which was surprising since Paul Anderson directed it. The story was, for the most part, spot on. The acting was awesome, the fights were awesome, the actors for the film were awesome

Annihilation, the second film sucked.
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Postby Spoon » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:54 am

Saya wrote:Um, hello? MK sucked. You must be thinking of DoA, which was super awesome.
NO.
next person that says the DoA movie was awesome will find a suicide bomber on his/her doorsteps with a note attached that says
"For the infidel, with love.
~Spoon. "

On topic
This movie actually looks pretty dang funny. Which is a scary thing to say when its about a production made by Uwe boll.
9/11 jokes - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiB7n8XWfyY was hilarious :lol:
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Postby Ericus Prime » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:20 am

Senor Hugo wrote:
Mortal Kombat, the first movie. Was good, which was surprising since Paul Anderson directed it. The story was, for the most part, spot on. The acting was awesome, the fights were awesome, the actors for the film were awesome

Annihilation, the second film sucked.


Please, don't ever mention Annihilation again. Thinking about it makes me want to shoot myself. :BOOM:
Oh, and I would have to be drunk to see Postal.
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Postby Hotrod » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:48 am

Burn wrote:New rule for Seibertron.com?

Discussion of Uwe Boll and any of his movies are not permitted on this site

Please? :grin:


That is a rule I could support :P
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Postby Supreme Convoy » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:30 pm

Hotrod wrote:
Burn wrote:New rule for Seibertron.com?

Discussion of Uwe Boll and any of his movies are not permitted on this site

Please? :grin:


That is a rule I could support :P


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Postby General Magnus » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:37 pm

Spoon wrote:
Saya wrote:Um, hello? MK sucked. You must be thinking of DoA, which was super awesome.
NO.
next person that says the DoA movie was awesome will find a suicide bomber on his/her doorsteps with a note attached that says
"For the infidel, with love.
~Spoon. "

On topic
This movie actually looks pretty dang funny. Which is a scary thing to say when its about a production made by Uwe boll.
9/11 jokes - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiB7n8XWfyY was hilarious :lol:


It had Devon Aoki. Anything with Devon aoki is awsome!
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Postby Mr.RobotoAutoMan » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:46 pm

i wonder how ppl will react to the 9/11 jokes on this movie when it comes out.
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