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by **Tweezy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:01 pm

Okay... so I broke up with my girlfriend today. I had hoped she wouldn't be too pissed and would be able to see reason. The problem is that once she got my break-up note. she told me that the first thing she thought of doing was going up to her room and killing herself! but she didn't thank goodness. She instead called me up and vented her frustration, which is understandable. But she isn't sure if we can still be friends, and she said that it would be good if we didn't see each other for a while. This is all well and good, but she has tons of other friends which I'm sure will have heard about the incident. Friends that will be at school tomorrow.
I was wondering if any one of the fellow seibs have any advice for when the **** hits the fan tomorrow!

Here is the Break up note I sent her, which has been edited to protect her identity!

Dear Anonymous-

I want to say that it's been wonderful being your boyfriend for all this time. But I firmly believe that I am not the right boyfriend for you, and I feel that we should sever that title where it stands, before it grows into something that neither of us can handle. Don't get me wrong. I'm not angry or upset with you in any way! I just believe that ours is a relationship the caliber of which I am not emotionally ready for.

Please don't be angry with me. I would never do this if I didn't think it was for the best. What with you taking those first tentative steps as a High School student, and me going off to college in another city. I think that this intimate of a relationship would not work well over such a distance. And I need to be able to experience other relationships in and out of college.

I want you to know that even though I no longer wish to be your boyfriend, that I still love you to death, you're like a little sister to me, and I want you to be able to find someone that can love you and be there for you in ways that I could not! Even though you may be angry with me at this point, I remain hopeful that I can still be your friend and continue to build a healthy friendship with you. I want you to know that even though I've been stripped of the title of "boyfriend", that you can always talk to me about anything. If you ever have a problem, or are facing tribulation in your lifetime, know always that I am just a phone call away!

"Here's lookin' at you kid"
-My Name-

Any and all advice would be appreciated!

News Credits: 38 · by **TheMuffin** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:06 pm

She sounds nuts. Personal opinion and all. I'd make sure to lock your doors. Also. You shouldn't give a **** if her "friends" go all ghetto chick on you and try making you feel bad about breaking up with her.

by **Tweezy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:10 pm

There is also one other small stipulation that I neglected to mention... some of here friends are my friends too! I'm just thankful that the friend with the bastard sword doesn't go to my school!

EDIT: and thanks by the way... that's good advice!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:12 pm

Nightwatcher wrote:She sounds nuts. Personal opinion and all. I'd make sure to lock your doors. Also. You shouldn't give a **** if her "friends" go all ghetto chick on you and try making you feel bad about breaking up with her.

Yeeeah, we don't have people like that in our gang.

News Credits: 38 · by **TheMuffin** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:14 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Nightwatcher wrote:She sounds nuts. Personal opinion and all. I'd make sure to lock your doors. Also. You shouldn't give a **** if her "friends" go all ghetto chick on you and try making you feel bad about breaking up with her.

Yeeeah, we don't have people like that in our gang.

It's the people outside of your group you have to worry about. That and women in general can go from "awesome" to "psycho bitch" like they're flipping a light switch.

by **Homer** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:18 pm

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:she told me that the first thing she thought of doing was going up to her room and killing herself!

First, that phrase alone shows that breaking up with her was the right way to go.

Second, with you going to college, that shows that breaking up with her was the right way to go.

I assure you that being tied to a long distance when in college will only result in one of 2 things - you will break up anyway or you will cheat on her (and vice versa).

Third, you broke up with her with a letter? Dude, why not face to face?

Fourth, now you are about to see who are HER friends, and you are yours.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:22 pm

Homer Jay wrote:Third, you broke up with her with a letter? Dude, why not face to face?

My bad. I told him not to, but the letter was very eloquent, so I said to go ahead with it.

Homer Jay wrote:Fourth, now you are about to see who are HER friends, and you are yours.

Ooh! War of Good vs. Also Good!

Which side are you on? Spring 2007.

News Credits: 38 · by **TheMuffin** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:22 pm

Holy Hell. Homer! Where have you been man? I've missed that sig soooo much. I remember when I resized it originally. lol

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:32 pm

Nightwatcher wrote:Holy Hell. Homer! Where have you been man? I've missed that sig soooo much. I remember when I resized it originally. lol

That sig was so funny, I had to save it to my hard drive.

That's something saved for only the funniest things I come across.

by **Homer** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:39 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Homer Jay wrote:Third, you broke up with her with a letter? Dude, why not face to face?

My bad. I told him not to, but the letter was very eloquent, so I said to go ahead with it.

Eloquent it is, no doubt. It also takes the nuts of a field mouse to just drop off a letter. (no offense Tweezrrr.)

Shadowman wrote:Ooh! War of Good vs. Also Good!

On second thought, screw all the friends. There's plenty of new ones in college.

Nightwatcher wrote:Holy Hell. Homer! Where have you been man? I've missed that sig soooo much. I remember when I resized it originally. lol

What up Muff?! The Alternators and I went on a little hiatus. Only they came back with a kick ass black jag, I came back with a pregnant wife.

Thanks again for the resizing - shows ya how computer literate I am :grin:

And a mod, too? Damn, how long have I been gone? *Sniff* My little boy is growing up *Sniff*.

News Credits: 38 · by **TheMuffin** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:43 pm

The fact that can still tell who I am even through the two or three name changes is impressive. Glad to have you back around these parts.

Congrats also on the muffin in the oven.

by **Tweezy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:48 pm

But I sent it through E-Mail... so it takes the "electric" nuts of a field mouse!

by **Homer** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:07 pm

Nightwatcher wrote:The fact that can still tell who I am even through the two or three name changes is impressive. Glad to have you back around these parts.

Congrats also on the muffin in the oven.

The muffin in the oven? Damn, my lying wife said she hung out with her FAMILY when she was on vacation in Ohioooooo.

Naw, thanks for the congrats!

On a side note, my dog just farted next to my wife and drove her out of the room. Good stuff!

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:But I sent it through E-Mail... so it takes the "electric" nuts of a field mouse!

Touche'!

by **Tweezy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:11 pm

okay... new updates!
She calls me see and tells me that she would honestly rather be dead than be without me! Creepy? Yes!

News Credits: 38 · by **TheMuffin** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:36 pm

Told you so.

News Credits: 11 · by **Robinson** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:38 pm

Get her help now, or something is gonna happen

by **Tweezy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:52 am

We've already informed her mother. The only thing we can do now is hope for the best!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:38 pm

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:okay... new updates!
She calls me see and tells me that she would honestly rather be dead than be without me! Creepy? Yes!

You were together for THREE WEEKS!

Anyone nuts enough to kill themselves after a relationship of three weeks (Which is hardly enough time to get to know eachother very well) is in serious need of help.

by **Tweezy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:27 pm

well thankfully she seems to have gotten over it!

and congrats on 15,000 posts!

News Credits: 4 · by **GrimSqueaker** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:37 pm

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:Okay... so I broke up with my girlfriend today. I had hoped she wouldn't be too pissed and would be able to see reason. The problem is that once she got my break-up note. she told me that the first thing she thought of doing was going up to her room and killing herself! but she didn't thank goodness. She instead called me up and vented her frustration, which is understandable. But she isn't sure if we can still be friends, and she said that it would be good if we didn't see each other for a while. This is all well and good, but she has tons of other friends which I'm sure will have heard about the incident. Friends that will be at school tomorrow.
I was wondering if any one of the fellow seibs have any advice for when the **** hits the fan tomorrow!

Here is the Break up note I sent her, which has been edited to protect her identity!

Dear Anonymous-

I want to say that it's been wonderful being your boyfriend for all this time. But I firmly believe that I am not the right boyfriend for you, and I feel that we should sever that title where it stands, before it grows into something that neither of us can handle. Don't get me wrong. I'm not angry or upset with you in any way! I just believe that ours is a relationship the caliber of which I am not emotionally ready for.

Please don't be angry with me. I would never do this if I didn't think it was for the best. What with you taking those first tentative steps as a High School student, and me going off to college in another city. I think that this intimate of a relationship would not work well over such a distance. And I need to be able to experience other relationships in and out of college.

I want you to know that even though I no longer wish to be your boyfriend, that I still love you to death, you're like a little sister to me, and I want you to be able to find someone that can love you and be there for you in ways that I could not! Even though you may be angry with me at this point, I remain hopeful that I can still be your friend and continue to build a healthy friendship with you. I want you to know that even though I've been stripped of the title of "boyfriend", that you can always talk to me about anything. If you ever have a problem, or are facing tribulation in your lifetime, know always that I am just a phone call away!

"Here's lookin' at you kid"
-My Name-

Any and all advice would be appreciated!

NO NO NO!!!!! WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!!!!!!

you never ever ever break up in any way other than face to face, it is cowardly and disrespectful. You will catch **** for it, and you probably deserve to too. But i really wouldnt be to concerned about third party's opinions, you really oughta talk to this girl face to face first thing tomorrow and say sorry for being such a shameful git.

As for the mates, keep your head down, be polite and it will all blow over-girls are pretty fickle and you will be old news pretty soon.

EDIT: You's were only together 3 weeks?! F**k that, ive had longer relationships with sandwiches! Unless it was ur first girlfriend or something id say u are giving it way to much thought. Did you's even sleep together?

by **Tweezy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:45 pm

see above it's all been said and done! She got over the break-up and we're all spiffy! So this thread has no further purpose really! So I would like to call for it to be locked if at all possible!

News Credits: 4 · by **GrimSqueaker** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:48 pm

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:see above it's all been said and done! She got over the break-up and we're all spiffy! So this thread has no further purpose really! So I would like to call for it to be locked if at all possible!

I dunno some issues still needed to be addressed, such as....

-the lack of balls on ur part

-the over emphasis placed on this break up

-the sudden need for this break up (werent u posting pics of her only last week?)

this thread has only just caught my attention and i refuse to let it go!

by **Tweezy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:53 pm

First of all I only posted one pic!

and as for balls... I'd post a picture... but then I'd get banned for genocide! Did I mention that they can do the robot?

News Credits: 4 · by **GrimSqueaker** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:57 pm

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:First of all I only posted one pic!

and as for balls... I'd post a picture... but then I'd get banned for genocide! Did I mention that they can do the robot?

You share your nut sack with Saddam Hussein? Isnt he dead? That must be a real cramp on your love life.....plus i ment metaphorical balls, u know guts. Ive seen ur pics, so yeah u arent the biggest hairiest guy around, but being a man means alot more than that, its about standing up and doing the right thing, even if it makes ya feel poopy.

Oh and dodging bullshit from bitchy girls is straight out for manly men-u gotta take whats coming to ya.