The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:55 pm

Liege Evilmus wrote:MoonBase2, your sig disturbs me, yet it also makes me wanna hug something

It makes me think of Hasbro. :grin:

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:01 pm

Personally, I think the six gifts- one to a month- is a winner. You could combine all sorts of nifty things in that one!

Heck, the jigsaw puzzle idea would be winner for the 3rd month.

by **Homer** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:51 pm

Animus wrote:Well anytime a woman says it's ok for you to have sex with other women, be it while she's away or still at home, it means that she most definatly will be having sex with other men/women. Most likely men. And lots of them. Now I don't know you, and I certainly don't know her. But coming from my mysoginistic mindset that makes sense to me. Why else would she tell you it's ok to fool around on her if she wasn't planning on doing it to you? It's their twisted way of screwing around on you behind your back guilt free.

Yup, get her an STD test and a box of rubbers, cause she will be having fun like its her last week on earth.

I suggest you do the same. Have a good time while she is gone, man. Then enjoy her when she gets back.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:25 pm

I suggest calling an ambulance and the police, because if she took your heart, and has left the country, you're going to be having some very serious cardiac problems.

by **Blast Cannon** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:40 am

Well, I opted for a travel journal and a drawing of something that means something to us both inside.

Thanks for your help guys!

by **Bonger** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:52 am

MagnusPrimal wrote:
UltraPrimal wrote:
Blast Master wrote:What do you get a girl who has your heart?

Give her your balls too. Make it a complete set.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, best advice I have ever seen.

by **Blast Cannon** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:01 pm

Well, there she is, the girl on the right. Not the most flattering of pictures but you can just about make out the £50 bracelet I bought for her. She approves of the shinyness, apparently. When all else fails lads, go for things that shine. Women are essentially magpies.

Oh, and I suppose there's a quite nice photo of us both together.

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:27 pm

Go BC!

And good work

A fine lass to be sure.

News Credits: 32 · by **UltraPrimal** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:10 am

Umm...gee. How do I put this? It looks like her boob is sticking out of her top. Anyone else notice that? Definately not flattering, and definately not appropriate for this site, if I'm right.

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:11 am

Ahh, it's just a little skewed. There's nothing showing.

Can't say I noticed that though...

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:22 am

Uh oh, how will they ever cope after seeing that? :cry:

Save your children from the cleavage! :shock:

Who knows what a small flash of the flesh can do to their impressionable young minds.

We'd better balance it out with some mindless death and destruction. That'll set them straight! :-B

Let them see some wholesome entertainment... Rent the passion of the christ so they can see Jesus being brutally executed by the Romans or something. It's all good, and way less evil than nipple teasing.

by **Blast Cannon** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:25 am

UltraPrimal wrote:Umm...gee. How do I put this? It looks like her boob is sticking out of her top. Anyone else notice that? Definately not flattering, and definately not appropriate for this site, if I'm right.

What are you, twelve?

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:31 am

Blast Cannon wrote:
UltraPrimal wrote:Umm...gee. How do I put this? It looks like her boob is sticking out of her top. Anyone else notice that? Definately not flattering, and definately not appropriate for this site, if I'm right.

What are you, twelve?

Yes