The Energon Pub

Like Prowl76 on Facebook · by **Prowl76** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:33 pm

Things are getting pretty crazy in here.

by ***Elita_One*** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:35 pm

MechMasterAlpha wrote:my dildo?

I see you've shoved it so far up your ass it made you lose your memory.

News Credits: 3 · by **Barricade** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:41 pm

*Elita_One* wrote:
MechMasterAlpha wrote:my dildo?

I see you've shoved it so far up your ass it made you lose your memory.

damn i was trying to find the rodimus prime dildo pic but i cant find it anywhere =(((((9

by ***Elita_One*** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:45 pm

If you like reusing things, I'm sure he'll let you use his. ;;)

by **Blast Cannon** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:19 pm

You know, I'm not entirely sure that he knows what a dildo is...

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:20 pm

Blast Cannon wrote:You know, I'm not entirely sure that he knows what a dildo is...

A woman's favourite part of a robot.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:54 pm

Dick wrote:
*Elita_One* wrote:
MechMasterAlpha wrote:Americans may not be that good at grammar but we can **** anybody up in war.

Bitch

Yes because war is fun and people dying is funny!!!!

Grow the **** up you asswipe. If you were sent war, you'd have **** dribbling down your leg.

Oh I like you. I do hope this one sticks around.

She failed the Burn Sacarasm Test.

Off with her head.

News Credits: 38 · by **TheMuffin** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:58 pm

Ya know I realize I should lock this thread. But God damn it I'm laughing too hard.

by **Predaprince** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:01 pm

TheMuffin wrote:Ya know I realize I should lock this thread. But God damn it I'm laughing too hard.

It is one of the few new threads where most people are agreeing on something. Yeah, yeah, that sounds like a good fake excuse to leave it be.

News Credits: 3 · by **Barricade** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:03 pm

Predaprince wrote:
TheMuffin wrote:Ya know I realize I should lock this thread. But God damn it I'm laughing too hard.

It is one of the few new threads where most people are agreeing on something. Yeah, yeah, that sounds like a good fake excuse to leave it be.

word

by ***Elita_One*** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:06 pm

Burn wrote:
She failed the Burn Sacarasm Test.

Off with her head.

You fail the grammar test. Off with your balls.

by **Predaprince** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:08 pm

*Elita_One* wrote:
Burn wrote:
She failed the Burn Sacarasm Test.

Off with her head.

You fail the grammar test. Off with your balls.

ROFLMFAO!!!

by **Blast Cannon** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:10 pm

*Elita_One* wrote:
Burn wrote:
She failed the Burn Sacarasm Test.

Off with her head.

You fail the grammar test. Off with your balls.

Game and set to Elita_One, I do believe.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:11 pm

*Elita_One* wrote:
Burn wrote:
She failed the Burn Sacarasm Test.

Off with her head.

You fail the grammar test. Off with your balls.

I have a bloody hangover!

by ***Elita_One*** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:12 pm

Than your balls wont feel a thing.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:17 pm

And technically it was the spelling test I was failing.

But that's just being picky. It's far too early in the morning for being picky.

by ***Elita_One*** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:18 pm

Pick your balls?

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:19 pm

Silyl Burn. It's Blast Cannon who has enough to pick and choose.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:19 pm

*Elita_One* wrote:Pick your balls?

That sounds like a good plan actually.

by **Blast Cannon** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:20 pm

I have 136. And they sing!

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:30 pm

Blast Cannon wrote:I have 136. And they sing!

Brother, can you spare a ball?

by **Sonray** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:18 pm

Id go with arcee. Mainly just because i dont think all that of megan fox (she looks rather boring to me, and not attractive in the least) plus id get more use out of Arcee since she can transform into a car and all.
Would cut down on my fuel bills and maintenance work thats for sure.

Im thinking practically here people!

Seriously though? Well..im a guy, and if i HAD to choose one of the more serious candidates (i.e. a REAL person) id probably go for Shia, since, again, Megan fox isnt hot.

Hey im open minded, so sue me!

News Credits: 11 · by **Robinson** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:39 pm

Sonray wrote:Id go with arcee. Mainly just because i dont think all that of megan fox (she looks rather boring to me, and not attractive in the least) plus id get more use out of Arcee since she can transform into a car and all.
Would cut down on my fuel bills and maintenance work thats for sure.

Im thinking practically here people!

Seriously though? Well..im a guy, and if i HAD to choose one of the more serious candidates (i.e. a REAL person) id probably go for Shia, since, again, Megan fox isnt hot.

Hey im open minded, so sue me!