The Energon Pub

Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Ratbat, Laserbeak, Rewind, Eject, Steeljaw, Ramhorn.

Did i mention them all? Did i left anyone out?

Talk about alt modes. In these days, who use cassette tapes???

I think turning into a cop car with "To punish and enslave" defeats the purpose of said cop car. But who would turn into that?

I think turning into a cop car with "To punish and enslave" defeats the purpose of said cop car.

But Sam Witwicky would still believe him

I think BM Rattrap was probably the most useless bot for his era in both modes. An organic punk rat ain't going to do much against big tank Vehicons and he isn't even armed with a water pistol in his robot alt. So the guy can crack a few codes but who's going to help peel him off the wall?

Anyone who wears their faction symbol in Alt. mode.
Their supposed to be in disguise, remember?

Whiner-tron wrote:Anyone who wears their faction symbol in Alt. mode.
Their supposed to be in disguise, remember?

well, the best disguise of the autobots so far is soundwave...either that or rock lords

well, the best disguise of the autobots so far is soundwave

Then it's looking pretty dismal for the Autobots - Soundwave was the Decepticon tapedeck. Though there was the Autobot one...Blaster?

And Energon Ironhide's exposed head in alt mode isn't right by any stealth standards. Or just any standards really.

Flip Side wrote:

well, the best disguise of the autobots so far is soundwave

Then it's looking pretty dismal for the Autobots - Soundwave was the Decepticon tapedeck. Though there was the Autobot one...Blaster?

And Energon Ironhide's exposed head in alt mode isn't right by any stealth standards. Or just any standards really.

Yes his name is Blaster.

Agreed, Energon Ironhide is lame.

and love the title in bold text at the bottom of your sig.

Saber Prime wrote:Yes his name is Blaster.

Agreed, Energon Ironhide is lame.

and love the title in bold text at the bottom of your sig.

Speeking of Blaster, how is turning into a boombox supposed to help anyone win a war?
And I still say Reflector is stupid, even if thier are only three robots to a camera.

Whiner-tron wrote:

Saber Prime wrote:Yes his name is Blaster.

Agreed, Energon Ironhide is lame.

and love the title in bold text at the bottom of your sig.

Speeking of Blaster, how is turning into a boombox supposed to help anyone win a war?
And I still say Reflector is stupid, even if thier are only three robots to a camera.

Yea I allways wondered why Soundwave can turn into a tape deck by himself but it takes 3 robots to form a camera.

Reflector definatly has my vote for world's worst combiner.

Cy-Kill.

and love the title in bold text at the bottom of your sig.

Hitchiker's rocks!

Maybe the Reflectors are just really small transformers? And I think Blaster's a communications expert, but how they get that from a stereo is beyond me.

Whiner-tron wrote:Speeking of Blaster, how is turning into a boombox supposed to help anyone win a war?

His alt mode allows him to access Autobot City's communication array (see animated movie). Given the size of the access point it may also have been designed for humans to use as well.

As for Reflector, tiny camera = hard to detect surveillance.

Just remember this is about who has the most "useless" alt mode, not the most dumbest looking.

I'd have to say Huffer. I mean what use is a tiny semi. He was also a whiny pansy always complaining about how he missed cybetron.

Obvious Prime?

Your avatar makes me laugh.

Like, a whole lot. !

[Sure it has nothing to do with this thread, but... Icon love. ]

optimus423 wrote:I'd have to say Huffer. I mean what use is a tiny semi. He was also a whiny pansy always complaining about how he missed cybetron.

Huffer once towed Prime's trailer when Prime was injured and couldn't do it himself.

Being a mini-bot doesn't automatically make them small, they were only small toy wise. Cartoon/comic they were pretty much regular sized TF's and alts.

Who's the winner?

Obvious Prime wrote:Cy-Kill.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....etc.

Wasn't he the leader too? How intimidating is a fricking motorcycle compared to a jet? At least Megs was a gun...

BTW. Love the sig!

Thanks TP and ACScreamer!

Flip Side wrote:

and love the title in bold text at the bottom of your sig.

Hitchiker's rocks!

Only the TV Series was good, accept it

Worst alt-mode? Not counting mini-cons my money would have to be on Gunrunner. He transformers into a landing gear while his backpack turns into a fighterplane to which he attaches. On top of that, as a pretender with a jet alt-mode his pretender shell is..... a larger jet! His part in this jet pretender shell? If he isn't piloting it, he is the floor board of the cockpit. He can be the wheels for his alt-mode or the floor of his pretender, can we get much lamer?

Oh wait, he has the automobile pretender shell which he can be the floor board for. So his Pretender mode is even less useful then I thought. Yah!

The Time Traveller wrote:

Flip Side wrote:

and love the title in bold text at the bottom of your sig.

Hitchiker's rocks!

Only the TV Series was good, accept it

I've never seen the TV series - would it be on Youtube?

Besides, as a golden rule the books are better than the on-screen version

Flip Side wrote:

The Time Traveller wrote:

Flip Side wrote:

and love the title in bold text at the bottom of your sig.

Hitchiker's rocks!

Only the TV Series was good, accept it

I've never seen the TV series - would it be on Youtube?

Besides, as a golden rule the books are better than the on-screen version

TV series had a ditzy blond with an anoing voice playing the part of Trillian. I'm not sure he even read the book or he'd know Trillian was the smartest character in that series not a blond stereotype.

Oh and the series only lasted 6 episodes which covered all of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy exactly as the book had it and part of Resturant at the end of the Universe. Mostly only the parts with Ford and Arthur in them.

Anyway back to worst alt mode...

How about anyone who transforms into pants. You know, like Armada Jetfire.

But as pants, you can run around and kick people.

Insurgent wrote:But as pants, you can run around and kick people.

Ah, very good point. Well then, I'd say those that transform into the TOP parts of those combiners. Yes they can punch & see & hear & speak, but they can't move XD Poor fella's...