The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

PW manages to right himself long enough until he can get to the register.

PW: Can I get a chiropractor at the register?

*Stone Cold Steve Austin picks up PW, slams him other counter, shoves him across it knocking off the lotto tickets and novelty hula girls, and finally rams him into the slurpee machine*

*Stone Cold gets on the intercom and shouts "Price check on a jackass!" before getting a case of beer and leaves*

PW: ... despite having ice cold drink down my pants... the pain in my back is gone.