SpaceSkull wrote:RIP Brains and Wheelie. If Ironhide, Sentinel and all the rest are gone then so should they.
Cue Steve Jablonsky swelling musical score.
Optimus walks slowly up to the crowd of soldiers, civilians and Autobots amidst a smoldering city.
Sam asks "Optimus, what happened to Wheelie and Brains? You know, those two little shits that kept eying up my girl friends? One of them who dry humped my gal's leg?"
"Today they sacrificed their lives so that humanity and the Autobots could unite and defeat the scourge of the Decepticons, led by their cruel and brutal leader Megatron. Together Brains and Wheelie were able to bring down a Decepticon warship helping to turn the tide of battle within the city of Chicago, in our favor. The tiniest of warriors gave their spark for us all. Truly there was more than meets the eye to those two fallen heroes who are now one with the Matrix."
"That being said, I wish they were still with us so they could comically crawl, into our new threat, Unicron's body and wreak havoc again helping to turn the tide once more in our favor in this new movie." "This time it will be you Sam and that little Chihuahua that will go."
"Till all are one!"
THIS.
OP is too politically correct sometimes. In TFP, he wouldn't even call Bulkhead fat, he made some poetic analogy about his size.
"Samuel, for the sake of both our kinds, we must now part ways and never cross paths. For you carry the dark magic of plagiarism. I am afraid the infection has spread to myself as I have copied your actions of destroying my brother Megatron"