Sonic wrote:As per request of Hallucenogenic Halo and Locust...with the funny ciggarettes....
Dildo.
*gets smacked by a thick metal hand*
Where'd that come from!?
offscreen hands... they are many in number.
Posted by Psycho Warrior Thu May 24, 2007 3:34 pm
Sonic wrote:As per request of Hallucenogenic Halo and Locust...with the funny ciggarettes....
Dildo.
*gets smacked by a thick metal hand*
Where'd that come from!?

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
Posted by Shadowman Thu May 24, 2007 3:38 pm

Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Posted by UFO Thu May 24, 2007 4:04 pm
Shadowman wrote:Heh, dildo.
*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*
Yup, 23 times.
Posted by Shadowman Thu May 24, 2007 4:11 pm
Sonic wrote:Shadowman wrote:Heh, dildo.
*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*
Yup, 23 times.
Hm.
Now what?
I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.

Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Posted by Halo Thu May 24, 2007 6:29 pm
Shadowman wrote:Sonic wrote:Shadowman wrote:Heh, dildo.
*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*
Yup, 23 times.
Hm.
Now what?
I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.
What, boner?
*Shadowman is handed a delightfully wrapped Christmas Present.*
Aw, how sweet!
*Out comes a boxing glove, at roughly half the speed of light.*
Ah hwawwowed mah 'ongue.

Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
Posted by UFO Thu May 24, 2007 6:35 pm
Halo wrote:Shadowman wrote:Sonic wrote:Shadowman wrote:Heh, dildo.
*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*
Yup, 23 times.
Hm.
Now what?
I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.
What, boner?
*Shadowman is handed a delightfully wrapped Christmas Present.*
Aw, how sweet!
*Out comes a boxing glove, at roughly half the speed of light.*
Ah hwawwowed mah 'ongue.
You know you deserved that.
Posted by Halo Thu May 24, 2007 6:36 pm
Sonic wrote:Halo wrote:Shadowman wrote:Sonic wrote:Shadowman wrote:Heh, dildo.
*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*
Yup, 23 times.
Hm.
Now what?
I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.
What, boner?
*Shadowman is handed a delightfully wrapped Christmas Present.*
Aw, how sweet!
*Out comes a boxing glove, at roughly half the speed of light.*
Ah hwawwowed mah 'ongue.
You know you deserved that.
You know, I've never even seen Halo swear. Mabye I have....I dunno...I think mabye...I...
*Shrugs shoulders with questionability.*

Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
Posted by UFO Thu May 24, 2007 7:03 pm
Halo wrote:Sonic wrote:Halo wrote:Shadowman wrote:Sonic wrote:Shadowman wrote:Heh, dildo.
*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*
Yup, 23 times.
Hm.
Now what?
I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.
What, boner?
*Shadowman is handed a delightfully wrapped Christmas Present.*
Aw, how sweet!
*Out comes a boxing glove, at roughly half the speed of light.*
Ah hwawwowed mah 'ongue.
You know you deserved that.
You know, I've never even seen Halo swear. Mabye I have....I dunno...I think mabye...I...
*Shrugs shoulders with questionability.*
F****r, stop spreading lies.
Posted by Halo Thu May 24, 2007 7:34 pm
Sonic wrote:Halo wrote:Sonic wrote:Halo wrote:Shadowman wrote:Sonic wrote:Shadowman wrote:Heh, dildo.
*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*
Yup, 23 times.
Hm.
Now what?
I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.
What, boner?
*Shadowman is handed a delightfully wrapped Christmas Present.*
Aw, how sweet!
*Out comes a boxing glove, at roughly half the speed of light.*
Ah hwawwowed mah 'ongue.
You know you deserved that.
You know, I've never even seen Halo swear. Mabye I have....I dunno...I think mabye...I...
*Shrugs shoulders with questionability.*
F****r, stop spreading lies.
That solves that.

Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
Posted by The Happy Locust Thu May 24, 2007 7:58 pm
Halo wrote:Sonic wrote:Halo wrote:Sonic wrote:Halo wrote:Shadowman wrote:Sonic wrote:Shadowman wrote:Heh, dildo.
*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*
Yup, 23 times.
Hm.
Now what?
I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.
What, boner?
*Shadowman is handed a delightfully wrapped Christmas Present.*
Aw, how sweet!
*Out comes a boxing glove, at roughly half the speed of light.*
Ah hwawwowed mah 'ongue.
You know you deserved that.
You know, I've never even seen Halo swear. Mabye I have....I dunno...I think mabye...I...
*Shrugs shoulders with questionability.*
F****r, stop spreading lies.
That solves that.
Damn straight it does.

Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
Posted by UFO Thu May 24, 2007 7:58 pm
Halo wrote:Sonic wrote:Halo wrote:Sonic wrote:Halo wrote:Shadowman wrote:Sonic wrote:Shadowman wrote:Heh, dildo.
*Shadowman's head is smacked around 8280 degrees.*
Yup, 23 times.
Hm.
Now what?
I could say...that one word....the thing it's embarrassing to get in gym class, but I guess dildo is enough for today.
What, boner?
*Shadowman is handed a delightfully wrapped Christmas Present.*
Aw, how sweet!
*Out comes a boxing glove, at roughly half the speed of light.*
Ah hwawwowed mah 'ongue.
You know you deserved that.
You know, I've never even seen Halo swear. Mabye I have....I dunno...I think mabye...I...
*Shrugs shoulders with questionability.*
F****r, stop spreading lies.
That solves that.
Damn straight it does.
Posted by Psycho Warrior Thu May 24, 2007 10:44 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
Posted by Jar Axel Fri May 25, 2007 12:45 am
Bohab Warrior wrote:*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*
Posted by The Happy Locust Fri May 25, 2007 12:50 am
Jar Axel wrote:Bohab Warrior wrote:*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*
Hmm how to top that
*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*
I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww

Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
Posted by UFO Fri May 25, 2007 7:09 am
The Grim Locust wrote:Jar Axel wrote:Bohab Warrior wrote:*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*
Hmm how to top that
*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*
I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww
now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.
Posted by Psycho Warrior Fri May 25, 2007 1:15 pm
Sonic wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Jar Axel wrote:Bohab Warrior wrote:*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*
Hmm how to top that
*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*
I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww
now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.
Hm. Luckily I can't afford a ring anyway, so, I'm good.

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
Posted by UFO Fri May 25, 2007 6:06 pm
Bohab Warrior wrote:Sonic wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Jar Axel wrote:Bohab Warrior wrote:*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*
Hmm how to top that
*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*
I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww
now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.
Hm. Luckily I can't afford a ring anyway, so, I'm good.
Party on wayne.
Posted by The Happy Locust Fri May 25, 2007 7:56 pm
Sonic wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Jar Axel wrote:Bohab Warrior wrote:*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*
Hmm how to top that
*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*
I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww
now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.
Hm. Luckily I can't afford a ring anyway, so, I'm good.

Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
Posted by Halo Fri May 25, 2007 8:21 pm
The Grim Locust wrote:Sonic wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Jar Axel wrote:Bohab Warrior wrote:*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*
Hmm how to top that
*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*
I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww
now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.
Hm. Luckily I can't afford a ring anyway, so, I'm good.
Wed her with an onion ring.

Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
Posted by The Happy Locust Fri May 25, 2007 8:35 pm
Halo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Sonic wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Jar Axel wrote:Bohab Warrior wrote:*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*
Hmm how to top that
*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*
I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww
now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.
Hm. Luckily I can't afford a ring anyway, so, I'm good.
Wed her with an onion ring.
That won't bother me.

Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
Posted by Jar Axel Fri May 25, 2007 11:13 pm
The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Sonic wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Jar Axel wrote:Bohab Warrior wrote:*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*
Hmm how to top that
*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*
I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww
now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.
Hm. Luckily I can't afford a ring anyway, so, I'm good.
Wed her with an onion ring.
That won't bother me.
Hmm... I need to get better writiers. More research needed.
*Locust heads back to Debacle Industries R&D division, specifically the "Halo disgust and anger department."*
Guys! You've been slacking. Now get me shot or you're fired!
Posted by The Happy Locust Fri May 25, 2007 11:36 pm
Jar Axel wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Sonic wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Jar Axel wrote:Bohab Warrior wrote:*gives halo a hug... or rather a peice of paper with the word hug on it*
Hmm how to top that
*Gives Halo a 24kt ring with a 15kt stone*
I should probably run for my life about nowwwwwwwwwwwww
now that's how a proposal should be. Quick, easy, and life-threatening.
Hm. Luckily I can't afford a ring anyway, so, I'm good.
Wed her with an onion ring.
That won't bother me.
Hmm... I need to get better writiers. More research needed.
*Locust heads back to Debacle Industries R&D division, specifically the "Halo disgust and anger department."*
Guys! You've been slacking. Now get me shot or you're fired!
*pushes the corpse he's hiding behind out of the way and shoots Locust in the groin*
There happy now

Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
Posted by Psycho Warrior Sat May 26, 2007 12:17 am

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
Posted by Halo Sat May 26, 2007 12:55 pm
Sonic wrote:Bohab Warrior wrote:*offers Halo an onion ring*
Shoots spicy sauce all over BW's hand.
Well...they taste better like that anyway.

Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
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