The Energon Pub

[Halo]

Whats this forum about? seems a bit random. *spams*

Look out people. fresh meat.

Well Mr...Giga, is it? Time for your initiation test.
Send out the 4-foot-8-year-old-Karate-Crotch-Puncher-Boy!
*Says 'hi-ya' like he's tough and slams Giga in the groin*
Nice.

Groin hits are funny.

[Psycho Warrior]

Whats this forum about? seems a bit random. *spams*

Look out people. fresh meat.

Well Mr...Giga, is it? Time for your initiation test.
Send out the 4-foot-8-year-old-Karate-Crotch-Puncher-Boy!
*Says 'hi-ya' like he's tough and slams Giga in the groin*
Nice.

Groin hits are funny.

especailly when they involve sports related fatalities.

[The Happy Locust]

Whats this forum about? seems a bit random. *spams*

Look out people. fresh meat.

Well Mr...Giga, is it? Time for your initiation test.
Send out the 4-foot-8-year-old-Karate-Crotch-Puncher-Boy!
*Says 'hi-ya' like he's tough and slams Giga in the groin*
Nice.

Groin hits are funny.

especailly when they involve sports related fatalities.

you wouldn't say that if you were on the receiving end of a high-jump pole at 18ft up.

[UFO]

Whats this forum about? seems a bit random. *spams*

Look out people. fresh meat.

Well Mr...Giga, is it? Time for your initiation test.
Send out the 4-foot-8-year-old-Karate-Crotch-Puncher-Boy!
*Says 'hi-ya' like he's tough and slams Giga in the groin*
Nice.

Groin hits are funny.

especailly when they involve sports related fatalities.

you wouldn't say that if you were on the receiving end of a high-jump pole at 18ft up.

Nope. But, why were you up there anyway? And how?
Oh, wait, I forgot, your Locust. You, Halo, and PW can all defy the laws of physics and get away with it.

[Psycho Warrior]

Whats this forum about? seems a bit random. *spams*

Look out people. fresh meat.

Well Mr...Giga, is it? Time for your initiation test.
Send out the 4-foot-8-year-old-Karate-Crotch-Puncher-Boy!
*Says 'hi-ya' like he's tough and slams Giga in the groin*
Nice.

Groin hits are funny.

especailly when they involve sports related fatalities.

you wouldn't say that if you were on the receiving end of a high-jump pole at 18ft up.

Nope. But, why were you up there anyway? And how?
Oh, wait, I forgot, your Locust. You, Halo, and PW can all defy the laws of physics and get away with it.

My relationship with physics ended badly. We aren't on speaking terms.

[The Happy Locust]

Whats this forum about? seems a bit random. *spams*

Look out people. fresh meat.

Well Mr...Giga, is it? Time for your initiation test.
Send out the 4-foot-8-year-old-Karate-Crotch-Puncher-Boy!
*Says 'hi-ya' like he's tough and slams Giga in the groin*
Nice.

Groin hits are funny.

especailly when they involve sports related fatalities.

you wouldn't say that if you were on the receiving end of a high-jump pole at 18ft up.

Nope. But, why were you up there anyway? And how?
Oh, wait, I forgot, your Locust. You, Halo, and PW can all defy the laws of physics and get away with it.

My relationship with physics ended badly. We aren't on speaking terms.

Physics wouldn't put out. "Ay, the laws of physics be a harsh mistress" I hear biology is pretty free-spirited though.

[Psycho Warrior]

Whats this forum about? seems a bit random. *spams*

Look out people. fresh meat.

Well Mr...Giga, is it? Time for your initiation test.
Send out the 4-foot-8-year-old-Karate-Crotch-Puncher-Boy!
*Says 'hi-ya' like he's tough and slams Giga in the groin*
Nice.

Groin hits are funny.

especailly when they involve sports related fatalities.

you wouldn't say that if you were on the receiving end of a high-jump pole at 18ft up.

Nope. But, why were you up there anyway? And how?
Oh, wait, I forgot, your Locust. You, Halo, and PW can all defy the laws of physics and get away with it.

My relationship with physics ended badly. We aren't on speaking terms.

Physics wouldn't put out. "Ay, the laws of physics be a harsh mistress" I hear biology is pretty free-spirited though.

yeah but she has an answer for everything. Very opinionative and won't shut up. kinda like a blonde on a sugar binge.

[UFO]

Whats this forum about? seems a bit random. *spams*

Look out people. fresh meat.

Well Mr...Giga, is it? Time for your initiation test.
Send out the 4-foot-8-year-old-Karate-Crotch-Puncher-Boy!
*Says 'hi-ya' like he's tough and slams Giga in the groin*
Nice.

Groin hits are funny.

especailly when they involve sports related fatalities.

you wouldn't say that if you were on the receiving end of a high-jump pole at 18ft up.

Nope. But, why were you up there anyway? And how?
Oh, wait, I forgot, your Locust. You, Halo, and PW can all defy the laws of physics and get away with it.

My relationship with physics ended badly. We aren't on speaking terms.

Physics wouldn't put out. "Ay, the laws of physics be a harsh mistress" I hear biology is pretty free-spirited though.

yeah but she has an answer for everything. Very opinionative and won't shut up. kinda like a blonde on a sugar binge.

Well, I was set up on a blind date with Gravity, and all she did was sit around watching 24 and eating Doritos.

[Halo]

[quote="gigtronicdeth"]Whats this forum about? seems a bit random. *spams*

Look out people. fresh meat.

Well Mr...Giga, is it? Time for your initiation test.
Send out the 4-foot-8-year-old-Karate-Crotch-Puncher-Boy!
*Says 'hi-ya' like he's tough and slams Giga in the groin*
Nice.

Groin hits are funny.

especailly when they involve sports related fatalities.

you wouldn't say that if you were on the receiving end of a high-jump pole at 18ft up.

Nope. But, why were you up there anyway? And how?
Oh, wait, I forgot, your Locust. You, Halo, and PW can all defy the laws of physics and get away with it.

My relationship with physics ended badly. We aren't on speaking terms.

Physics wouldn't put out. "Ay, the laws of physics be a harsh mistress" I hear biology is pretty free-spirited though.

yeah but she has an answer for everything. Very opinionative and won't shut up. kinda like a blonde on a sugar binge.

Well, I was set up on a blind date with Gravity, and all she did was sit around watching 24 and eating Doritos.[/quote]
You should've poisoned the Doritos.

[Big_yellow_glasses]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="gigtronicdeth"]Whats this forum about? seems a bit random. *spams*

Look out people. fresh meat.

Well Mr...Giga, is it? Time for your initiation test.
Send out the 4-foot-8-year-old-Karate-Crotch-Puncher-Boy!
*Says 'hi-ya' like he's tough and slams Giga in the groin*
Nice.

Groin hits are funny.

especailly when they involve sports related fatalities.

you wouldn't say that if you were on the receiving end of a high-jump pole at 18ft up.

Nope. But, why were you up there anyway? And how?
Oh, wait, I forgot, your Locust. You, Halo, and PW can all defy the laws of physics and get away with it.

My relationship with physics ended badly. We aren't on speaking terms.

Physics wouldn't put out. "Ay, the laws of physics be a harsh mistress" I hear biology is pretty free-spirited though.

yeah but she has an answer for everything. Very opinionative and won't shut up. kinda like a blonde on a sugar binge.

Well, I was set up on a blind date with Gravity, and all she did was sit around watching 24 and eating Doritos.[/quote]
You should've poisoned the Doritos.[/quote]I tried going out with geology, but it turns out she was more into rock and roll than anything...

[gigtronicdeth]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="gigtronicdeth"]Whats this forum about? seems a bit random. *spams*

Look out people. fresh meat.

Well Mr...Giga, is it? Time for your initiation test.
Send out the 4-foot-8-year-old-Karate-Crotch-Puncher-Boy!
*Says 'hi-ya' like he's tough and slams Giga in the groin*
Nice.

Groin hits are funny.

especailly when they involve sports related fatalities.

you wouldn't say that if you were on the receiving end of a high-jump pole at 18ft up.

Nope. But, why were you up there anyway? And how?
Oh, wait, I forgot, your Locust. You, Halo, and PW can all defy the laws of physics and get away with it.

My relationship with physics ended badly. We aren't on speaking terms.

Physics wouldn't put out. "Ay, the laws of physics be a harsh mistress" I hear biology is pretty free-spirited though.

yeah but she has an answer for everything. Very opinionative and won't shut up. kinda like a blonde on a sugar binge.

Well, I was set up on a blind date with Gravity, and all she did was sit around watching 24 and eating Doritos.[/quote]
You should've poisoned the Doritos.[/quote]I tried going out with geology, but it turns out she was more into rock and roll than anything...[/quote]
As usual I'm the center of things. ^.^

[Big_yellow_glasses]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="gigtronicdeth"]Whats this forum about? seems a bit random. *spams*

Look out people. fresh meat.

Well Mr...Giga, is it? Time for your initiation test.
Send out the 4-foot-8-year-old-Karate-Crotch-Puncher-Boy!
*Says 'hi-ya' like he's tough and slams Giga in the groin*
Nice.

Groin hits are funny.

especailly when they involve sports related fatalities.

you wouldn't say that if you were on the receiving end of a high-jump pole at 18ft up.

Nope. But, why were you up there anyway? And how?
Oh, wait, I forgot, your Locust. You, Halo, and PW can all defy the laws of physics and get away with it.

My relationship with physics ended badly. We aren't on speaking terms.

Physics wouldn't put out. "Ay, the laws of physics be a harsh mistress" I hear biology is pretty free-spirited though.

yeah but she has an answer for everything. Very opinionative and won't shut up. kinda like a blonde on a sugar binge.

Well, I was set up on a blind date with Gravity, and all she did was sit around watching 24 and eating Doritos.[/quote]
You should've poisoned the Doritos.[/quote]I tried going out with geology, but it turns out she was more into rock and roll than anything...[/quote]
As usual I'm the center of things. ^.^[/quote]

Don't flatter yourself

being in the center of ANYTHING here is pretty scary...

[Psycho Warrior]

I try to be about seven steps away from the center of attention here.

[UFO]

I try to be about seven steps away from the center of attention here.

Yeah, I-

Where'd you go?

[Psycho Warrior]

I try to be about seven steps away from the center of attention here.

Yeah, I-

Where'd you go?

Behind you.

[UFO]

I try to be about seven steps away from the center of attention here.

Yeah, I-

Where'd you go?

Behind you.

Oh.

[Psycho Warrior]

I try to be about seven steps away from the center of attention here.

Yeah, I-

Where'd you go?

Behind you.

Oh.

... *slaps randy with a fish for no reason*

[UFO]

I try to be about seven steps away from the center of attention here.

Yeah, I-

Where'd you go?

Behind you.

Oh.

... *slaps randy with a fish for no reason*

Ow! Poor fishy!

[Big_yellow_glasses]

I try to be about seven steps away from the center of attention here.

Yeah, I-

Where'd you go?

Behind you.

Oh.

... *slaps randy with a fish for no reason*

Ow! Poor fishy!

Lunch!

-steals the fish and grills it with his mech's blaster-

[Psycho Warrior]

I try to be about seven steps away from the center of attention here.

Yeah, I-

Where'd you go?

Behind you.

Oh.

... *slaps randy with a fish for no reason*

Ow! Poor fishy!

yeah, the oil on randy's skin would make any living thing sick.

[Halo]

I try to be about seven steps away from the center of attention here.

Yeah, I-

Where'd you go?

Behind you.

Oh.

... *slaps randy with a fish for no reason*

Ow! Poor fishy!

Lunch!

-steals the fish and grills it with his mech's blaster-

I approve of that move.

[Big_yellow_glasses]

I try to be about seven steps away from the center of attention here.

Yeah, I-

Where'd you go?

Behind you.

Oh.

... *slaps randy with a fish for no reason*

Ow! Poor fishy!

Lunch!

-steals the fish and grills it with his mech's blaster-

I approve of that move.

Anyone want ash?

[Halo]

I try to be about seven steps away from the center of attention here.

Yeah, I-

Where'd you go?

Behind you.

Oh.

... *slaps randy with a fish for no reason*

Ow! Poor fishy!

Lunch!

-steals the fish and grills it with his mech's blaster-

I approve of that move.

Anyone want ash?

That's yours, honey.

[UFO]

I try to be about seven steps away from the center of attention here.

Yeah, I-

Where'd you go?

Behind you.

Oh.

... *slaps randy with a fish for no reason*

Ow! Poor fishy!

Lunch!

-steals the fish and grills it with his mech's blaster-

I approve of that move.

Anyone want ash?

That's yours, honey.

Especially since your mech's blaster turned it bright glowing purple.

[Psycho Warrior]

I try to be about seven steps away from the center of attention here.

Yeah, I-

Where'd you go?

Behind you.

Oh.

... *slaps randy with a fish for no reason*

Ow! Poor fishy!

Lunch!

-steals the fish and grills it with his mech's blaster-

I approve of that move.

Anyone want ash?

only if you rub it in randy's eyes.