The Energon Pub

[UFO]

*Locust joins the conga line*

Looks like we have a new banana boy. *throws a banana at locust, gorillas turn and crack their knuckles*

I'm suddenly having flashbacks of my disastrous show in prison...

Ouchies.

thankfully it was a bananna rather than soap. otherwise someone would eventually have to bend over and pick it up.

And the fruit shall soon lift a fruit.
It equals itself out, see?

Says you. I ended up in a cell block sharing a cell block with my bed under the toilet. And I didn't even have a cellmate.

wait... how'd the bed fit under the toilet?

you don't want to know and I've tried desperately to forget.

That would be a case of overflow I don't want to imagine.

He recreated Caddyshack.

"Doodie!"

[Halo]

*Locust joins the conga line*

Looks like we have a new banana boy. *throws a banana at locust, gorillas turn and crack their knuckles*

I'm suddenly having flashbacks of my disastrous show in prison...

Ouchies.

thankfully it was a bananna rather than soap. otherwise someone would eventually have to bend over and pick it up.

And the fruit shall soon lift a fruit.
It equals itself out, see?

Says you. I ended up in a cell block sharing a cell block with my bed under the toilet. And I didn't even have a cellmate.

wait... how'd the bed fit under the toilet?

you don't want to know and I've tried desperately to forget.

That would be a case of overflow I don't want to imagine.

That totally reminds me of this one time in Philidelphia, where the lady acrosst the hall in the hotel's toilet overflowed, and I fixed it.

[Tweezy]

[quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust joins the conga line*

Looks like we have a new banana boy. *throws a banana at locust, gorillas turn and crack their knuckles*

I'm suddenly having flashbacks of my disastrous show in prison...

Ouchies.

thankfully it was a bananna rather than soap. otherwise someone would eventually have to bend over and pick it up.

And the fruit shall soon lift a fruit.
It equals itself out, see?

Says you. I ended up in a cell block sharing a cell block with my bed under the toilet. And I didn't even have a cellmate.

wait... how'd the bed fit under the toilet?

you don't want to know and I've tried desperately to forget.

That would be a case of overflow I don't want to imagine.

That totally reminds me of this one time in Philidelphia, where the lady acrosst the hall in the hotel's toilet overflowed, and I fixed it.[/quote]
How did you fix it?

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust joins the conga line*

Looks like we have a new banana boy. *throws a banana at locust, gorillas turn and crack their knuckles*

I'm suddenly having flashbacks of my disastrous show in prison...

Ouchies.

thankfully it was a bananna rather than soap. otherwise someone would eventually have to bend over and pick it up.

And the fruit shall soon lift a fruit.
It equals itself out, see?

Says you. I ended up in a cell block sharing a cell block with my bed under the toilet. And I didn't even have a cellmate.

wait... how'd the bed fit under the toilet?

you don't want to know and I've tried desperately to forget.

That would be a case of overflow I don't want to imagine.

That totally reminds me of this one time in Philidelphia, where the lady acrosst the hall in the hotel's toilet overflowed, and I fixed it.[/quote]
How did you fix it? [/quote]

remember kids. Explosions solve everything.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust joins the conga line*

Looks like we have a new banana boy. *throws a banana at locust, gorillas turn and crack their knuckles*

I'm suddenly having flashbacks of my disastrous show in prison...

Ouchies.

thankfully it was a bananna rather than soap. otherwise someone would eventually have to bend over and pick it up.

And the fruit shall soon lift a fruit.
It equals itself out, see?

Says you. I ended up in a cell block sharing a cell block with my bed under the toilet. And I didn't even have a cellmate.

wait... how'd the bed fit under the toilet?

you don't want to know and I've tried desperately to forget.

That would be a case of overflow I don't want to imagine.

That totally reminds me of this one time in Philidelphia, where the lady acrosst the hall in the hotel's toilet overflowed, and I fixed it.[/quote]
How did you fix it? [/quote]

remember kids. Explosions solve everything.[/quote]
no toilet=no problem.

[Tweezy]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust joins the conga line*

Looks like we have a new banana boy. *throws a banana at locust, gorillas turn and crack their knuckles*

I'm suddenly having flashbacks of my disastrous show in prison...

Ouchies.

thankfully it was a bananna rather than soap. otherwise someone would eventually have to bend over and pick it up.

And the fruit shall soon lift a fruit.
It equals itself out, see?

Says you. I ended up in a cell block sharing a cell block with my bed under the toilet. And I didn't even have a cellmate.

wait... how'd the bed fit under the toilet?

you don't want to know and I've tried desperately to forget.

That would be a case of overflow I don't want to imagine.

That totally reminds me of this one time in Philidelphia, where the lady acrosst the hall in the hotel's toilet overflowed, and I fixed it.[/quote]
How did you fix it? [/quote]

remember kids. Explosions solve everything.[/quote]
no toilet=no problem.[/quote]
Ah explosions... is there anything you can't do?

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust joins the conga line*

Looks like we have a new banana boy. *throws a banana at locust, gorillas turn and crack their knuckles*

I'm suddenly having flashbacks of my disastrous show in prison...

Ouchies.

thankfully it was a bananna rather than soap. otherwise someone would eventually have to bend over and pick it up.

And the fruit shall soon lift a fruit.
It equals itself out, see?

Says you. I ended up in a cell block sharing a cell block with my bed under the toilet. And I didn't even have a cellmate.

wait... how'd the bed fit under the toilet?

you don't want to know and I've tried desperately to forget.

That would be a case of overflow I don't want to imagine.

That totally reminds me of this one time in Philidelphia, where the lady acrosst the hall in the hotel's toilet overflowed, and I fixed it.[/quote]
How did you fix it? [/quote]

remember kids. Explosions solve everything.[/quote]
no toilet=no problem.[/quote]
Ah explosions... is there anything you can't do?[/quote]

when I find out, I'll make sure no one else does.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust joins the conga line*

Looks like we have a new banana boy. *throws a banana at locust, gorillas turn and crack their knuckles*

I'm suddenly having flashbacks of my disastrous show in prison...

Ouchies.

thankfully it was a bananna rather than soap. otherwise someone would eventually have to bend over and pick it up.

And the fruit shall soon lift a fruit.
It equals itself out, see?

Says you. I ended up in a cell block sharing a cell block with my bed under the toilet. And I didn't even have a cellmate.

wait... how'd the bed fit under the toilet?

you don't want to know and I've tried desperately to forget.

That would be a case of overflow I don't want to imagine.

That totally reminds me of this one time in Philidelphia, where the lady acrosst the hall in the hotel's toilet overflowed, and I fixed it.[/quote]
How did you fix it? [/quote]

remember kids. Explosions solve everything.[/quote]
no toilet=no problem.[/quote]
Ah explosions... is there anything you can't do?[/quote]

when I find out, I'll make sure no one else does. [/quote]
Say locust, doesn't your guest room have a cresant moon shape on it?

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust joins the conga line*

Looks like we have a new banana boy. *throws a banana at locust, gorillas turn and crack their knuckles*

I'm suddenly having flashbacks of my disastrous show in prison...

Ouchies.

thankfully it was a bananna rather than soap. otherwise someone would eventually have to bend over and pick it up.

And the fruit shall soon lift a fruit.
It equals itself out, see?

Says you. I ended up in a cell block sharing a cell block with my bed under the toilet. And I didn't even have a cellmate.

wait... how'd the bed fit under the toilet?

you don't want to know and I've tried desperately to forget.

That would be a case of overflow I don't want to imagine.

That totally reminds me of this one time in Philidelphia, where the lady acrosst the hall in the hotel's toilet overflowed, and I fixed it.[/quote]
How did you fix it? [/quote]

remember kids. Explosions solve everything.[/quote]
no toilet=no problem.[/quote]
Ah explosions... is there anything you can't do?[/quote]

when I find out, I'll make sure no one else does. [/quote]
Say locust, doesn't your guest room have a cresant moon shape on it?[/quote]

If you're referring to the sheets, that's from one of my more overweight guests.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust joins the conga line*

Looks like we have a new banana boy. *throws a banana at locust, gorillas turn and crack their knuckles*

I'm suddenly having flashbacks of my disastrous show in prison...

Ouchies.

thankfully it was a bananna rather than soap. otherwise someone would eventually have to bend over and pick it up.

And the fruit shall soon lift a fruit.
It equals itself out, see?

Says you. I ended up in a cell block sharing a cell block with my bed under the toilet. And I didn't even have a cellmate.

wait... how'd the bed fit under the toilet?

you don't want to know and I've tried desperately to forget.

That would be a case of overflow I don't want to imagine.

That totally reminds me of this one time in Philidelphia, where the lady acrosst the hall in the hotel's toilet overflowed, and I fixed it.[/quote]
How did you fix it? [/quote]

remember kids. Explosions solve everything.[/quote]
no toilet=no problem.[/quote]
Ah explosions... is there anything you can't do?[/quote]

when I find out, I'll make sure no one else does. [/quote]
Say locust, doesn't your guest room have a cresant moon shape on it?[/quote]

If you're referring to the sheets, that's from one of my more overweight guests.[/quote]
Mimi from the drew carrey show couldn't use that thing as a mumu.

... I just really wanted to say mumu.

[Tweezy]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust joins the conga line*

Looks like we have a new banana boy. *throws a banana at locust, gorillas turn and crack their knuckles*

I'm suddenly having flashbacks of my disastrous show in prison...

Ouchies.

thankfully it was a bananna rather than soap. otherwise someone would eventually have to bend over and pick it up.

And the fruit shall soon lift a fruit.
It equals itself out, see?

Says you. I ended up in a cell block sharing a cell block with my bed under the toilet. And I didn't even have a cellmate.

wait... how'd the bed fit under the toilet?

you don't want to know and I've tried desperately to forget.

That would be a case of overflow I don't want to imagine.

That totally reminds me of this one time in Philidelphia, where the lady acrosst the hall in the hotel's toilet overflowed, and I fixed it.[/quote]
How did you fix it? [/quote]

remember kids. Explosions solve everything.[/quote]
no toilet=no problem.[/quote]
Ah explosions... is there anything you can't do?[/quote]

when I find out, I'll make sure no one else does. [/quote]
Say locust, doesn't your guest room have a cresant moon shape on it?[/quote]

If you're referring to the sheets, that's from one of my more overweight guests.[/quote]
Mimi from the drew carrey show couldn't use that thing as a mumu.

... I just really wanted to say mumu. [/quote]
Wow... that's got to be some kind of freaky right there!

[Psycho Warrior]

I imagine homer simpson when he wanted to get up to 300 pounds.

[The Happy Locust]

I imagine homer simpson when he wanted to get up to 300 pounds.

that depresses me. I weigh more than Homer Simpson. and I'm not nearly as fat.

[Psycho Warrior]

I imagine homer simpson when he wanted to get up to 300 pounds.

that depresses me. I weigh more than Homer Simpson. and I'm not nearly as fat.

what surprises me is that I wiegh less than locust.

[Halo]

I imagine homer simpson when he wanted to get up to 300 pounds.

that depresses me. I weigh more than Homer Simpson. and I'm not nearly as fat.

what surprises me is that I wiegh less than locust.

That's nice.

[Psycho Warrior]

I imagine homer simpson when he wanted to get up to 300 pounds.

that depresses me. I weigh more than Homer Simpson. and I'm not nearly as fat.

what surprises me is that I wiegh less than locust.

That's nice.

Nah, it's that I figured locust would be thin and well built. I sit on my ass all day and eat candy and I don't gain a pound.

[The Happy Locust]

I imagine homer simpson when he wanted to get up to 300 pounds.

that depresses me. I weigh more than Homer Simpson. and I'm not nearly as fat.

what surprises me is that I wiegh less than locust.

That's nice.

Nah, it's that I figured locust would be thin and well built. I sit on my ass all day and eat candy and I don't gain a pound.

I hope you're not expecting sympathy

[Psycho Warrior]

I imagine homer simpson when he wanted to get up to 300 pounds.

that depresses me. I weigh more than Homer Simpson. and I'm not nearly as fat.

what surprises me is that I wiegh less than locust.

That's nice.

Nah, it's that I figured locust would be thin and well built. I sit on my ass all day and eat candy and I don't gain a pound.

I hope you're not expecting sympathy

I guess I'm just a little self concsous since I just found out that I weigh double my grandmother's weight. (she weighs 83 pounds) I worry about her.

[UFO]

I imagine homer simpson when he wanted to get up to 300 pounds.

that depresses me. I weigh more than Homer Simpson. and I'm not nearly as fat.

what surprises me is that I wiegh less than locust.

That's nice.

Nah, it's that I figured locust would be thin and well built. I sit on my ass all day and eat candy and I don't gain a pound.

I hope you're not expecting sympathy

I guess I'm just a little self concsous since I just found out that I weigh double my grandmother's weight. (she weighs 83 pounds) I worry about her.

I know how that feels. My Grandpa is a skeleton with fleshy plastic wrap. Poor guy.
I'm in the best shape of my life. 5'9" and 149 pounds. I have a bit of a gut, but it doesn't get in the way.

[Psycho Warrior]

I imagine homer simpson when he wanted to get up to 300 pounds.

that depresses me. I weigh more than Homer Simpson. and I'm not nearly as fat.

what surprises me is that I wiegh less than locust.

That's nice.

Nah, it's that I figured locust would be thin and well built. I sit on my ass all day and eat candy and I don't gain a pound.

I hope you're not expecting sympathy

I guess I'm just a little self concsous since I just found out that I weigh double my grandmother's weight. (she weighs 83 pounds) I worry about her.

I know how that feels. My Grandpa is a skeleton with fleshy plastic wrap. Poor guy.
I'm in the best shape of my life. 5'9" and 149 pounds. I have a bit of a gut, but it doesn't get in the way.

and watching my uncle waste away from diabetes didn't help either. The guy was a tank and he ended up as a frail boney old man curled up on the sofa 24/7.

[UFO]

I imagine homer simpson when he wanted to get up to 300 pounds.

that depresses me. I weigh more than Homer Simpson. and I'm not nearly as fat.

what surprises me is that I wiegh less than locust.

That's nice.

Nah, it's that I figured locust would be thin and well built. I sit on my ass all day and eat candy and I don't gain a pound.

I hope you're not expecting sympathy

I guess I'm just a little self concsous since I just found out that I weigh double my grandmother's weight. (she weighs 83 pounds) I worry about her.

I know how that feels. My Grandpa is a skeleton with fleshy plastic wrap. Poor guy.
I'm in the best shape of my life. 5'9" and 149 pounds. I have a bit of a gut, but it doesn't get in the way.

and watching my uncle waste away from diabetes didn't help either. The guy was a tank and he ended up as a frail boney old man curled up on the sofa 24/7.

*sigh*

[Psycho Warrior]

I imagine homer simpson when he wanted to get up to 300 pounds.

that depresses me. I weigh more than Homer Simpson. and I'm not nearly as fat.

what surprises me is that I wiegh less than locust.

That's nice.

Nah, it's that I figured locust would be thin and well built. I sit on my ass all day and eat candy and I don't gain a pound.

I hope you're not expecting sympathy

I guess I'm just a little self concsous since I just found out that I weigh double my grandmother's weight. (she weighs 83 pounds) I worry about her.

I know how that feels. My Grandpa is a skeleton with fleshy plastic wrap. Poor guy.
I'm in the best shape of my life. 5'9" and 149 pounds. I have a bit of a gut, but it doesn't get in the way.

and watching my uncle waste away from diabetes didn't help either. The guy was a tank and he ended up as a frail boney old man curled up on the sofa 24/7.

*sigh*

I depressed someone. I feel powerful.

[gigtronicdeth]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"]I imagine homer simpson when he wanted to get up to 300 pounds.

that depresses me. I weigh more than Homer Simpson. and I'm not nearly as fat.

what surprises me is that I wiegh less than locust.

That's nice.

Nah, it's that I figured locust would be thin and well built. I sit on my ass all day and eat candy and I don't gain a pound.

I hope you're not expecting sympathy

I guess I'm just a little self concsous since I just found out that I weigh double my grandmother's weight. (she weighs 83 pounds) I worry about her.

I know how that feels. My Grandpa is a skeleton with fleshy plastic wrap. Poor guy.
I'm in the best shape of my life. 5'9" and 149 pounds. I have a bit of a gut, but it doesn't get in the way.

and watching my uncle waste away from diabetes didn't help either. The guy was a tank and he ended up as a frail boney old man curled up on the sofa 24/7.

*sigh*

I depressed someone. I feel powerful.[/quote]

Whats this forum about? seems a bit random. *spams*

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]I imagine homer simpson when he wanted to get up to 300 pounds.

that depresses me. I weigh more than Homer Simpson. and I'm not nearly as fat.

what surprises me is that I wiegh less than locust.

That's nice.

Nah, it's that I figured locust would be thin and well built. I sit on my ass all day and eat candy and I don't gain a pound.

I hope you're not expecting sympathy

I guess I'm just a little self concsous since I just found out that I weigh double my grandmother's weight. (she weighs 83 pounds) I worry about her.

I know how that feels. My Grandpa is a skeleton with fleshy plastic wrap. Poor guy.
I'm in the best shape of my life. 5'9" and 149 pounds. I have a bit of a gut, but it doesn't get in the way.

and watching my uncle waste away from diabetes didn't help either. The guy was a tank and he ended up as a frail boney old man curled up on the sofa 24/7.

*sigh*

I depressed someone. I feel powerful.[/quote]

Whats this forum about? seems a bit random. *spams*[/quote]
Look out people. fresh meat.

[UFO]

Whats this forum about? seems a bit random. *spams*

Look out people. fresh meat.

Well Mr...Giga, is it? Time for your initiation test.
Send out the 4-foot-8-year-old-Karate-Crotch-Puncher-Boy!
*Says 'hi-ya' like he's tough and slams Giga in the groin*
Nice.