The Energon Pub

Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:53 pm

Hahaha, that's so cute. You think it's "healing salve". HAHAHAHA.

Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:45 pm

Halo wrote:Hahaha, that's so cute. You think it's "healing salve". HAHAHAHA.

yeah. Acid is like magic healing salve to me. I have strange bodily functions.

Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:28 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:Hahaha, that's so cute. You think it's "healing salve". HAHAHAHA.

yeah. Acid is like magic healing salve to me. I have strange bodily functions.

As evidenced by your current lack of pets and hearty meat supply.

Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:02 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:Hahaha, that's so cute. You think it's "healing salve". HAHAHAHA.

yeah. Acid is like magic healing salve to me. I have strange bodily functions.

As evidenced by your current lack of pets and hearty meat supply.

His favorite is "deep fried doormouse on a stick".

Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:37 pm

Halo wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:yeah. Acid is like magic healing salve to me. I have strange bodily functions.

As evidenced by your current lack of pets and hearty meat supply.

His favorite is "deep fried doormouse on a stick".

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The beauty of having a regenerative healing factor is that if you get really desperate, you can chop off a limb, eat it, and wait for it to grow again. Recycling, harvesting, and eco-friendly. Just never ask for the following meals: brisket, sausage, meatballs, or "that unamable wiggling thing"

Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:09 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:The beauty of having a regenerative healing factor is that if you get really desperate, you can chop off a limb, eat it, and wait for it to grow again. Recycling, harvesting, and eco-friendly. Just never ask for the following meals: brisket, sausage, meatballs, or "that unamable wiggling thing"

... I shouldn't have had seconds at O'Grubs and McTapeworm's then...

Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:05 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:The beauty of having a regenerative healing factor is that if you get really desperate, you can chop off a limb, eat it, and wait for it to grow again. Recycling, harvesting, and eco-friendly. Just never ask for the following meals: brisket, sausage, meatballs, or "that unamable wiggling thing"

... I shouldn't have had seconds at O'Grubs and McTapeworm's then...

That can't be too good for you.

Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:05 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:The beauty of having a regenerative healing factor is that if you get really desperate, you can chop off a limb, eat it, and wait for it to grow again. Recycling, harvesting, and eco-friendly. Just never ask for the following meals: brisket, sausage, meatballs, or "that unamable wiggling thing"

... I shouldn't have had seconds at O'Grubs and McTapeworm's then...

That can't be too good for you.

what are you talking about? I haven't been this thin in years. *plays xylophone on his own ribcage*

Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:47 am

You're beginning to Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie (Pre Pregnancy).

Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:19 pm

Halo wrote:You're beginning to Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie (Pre Pregnancy).

Ugh.. you're right. *swallows an entire fried chicken* More gravy! I command it!

Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:28 pm

Halo wrote:You're beginning to Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie (Pre Pregnancy).

There are some who would consider the term "pre-pregnancy" to be an inherently misogynistic and presumptuous statement. I think those people are dicks.

Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:04 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:You're beginning to Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie (Pre Pregnancy).

There are some who would consider the term "pre-pregnancy" to be an inherently misogynistic and presumptuous statement. I think those people are dicks.

... was that a serious statement from Locust? I think the fates just choked on their drinks.

Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:13 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:You're beginning to Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie (Pre Pregnancy).

There are some who would consider the term "pre-pregnancy" to be an inherently misogynistic and presumptuous statement. I think those people are dicks.

... was that a serious statement from Locust? I think the fates just choked on their drinks.

People have always wanted to see what I'm like drunk (considering how I am sober). Personally I see myself becoming hyper-intelligent and focused as a flipside to my normally unfocused and admittedly dimwitted sober self.

Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:18 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:There are some who would consider the term "pre-pregnancy" to be an inherently misogynistic and presumptuous statement. I think those people are dicks.

... was that a serious statement from Locust? I think the fates just choked on their drinks.

People have always wanted to see what I'm like drunk (considering how I am sober). Personally I see myself becoming hyper-intelligent and focused as a flipside to my normally unfocused and admittedly dimwitted sober self.

True, I have a normally violent personsonality while sober, but get me drunk and I'm mr. nice n' happy.

Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:16 pm

Halo doesn't drink because she values her liver and brain cells.

Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:25 pm

Halo wrote:Halo doesn't drink because she values her liver and brain cells.

Locust doesn't drink because... well liver and brain cells be damned. Locust doesn't drink because beer tastes yucky.

Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:05 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:Halo doesn't drink because she values her liver and brain cells.

Locust doesn't drink because... well liver and brain cells be damned. Locust doesn't drink because beer tastes yucky.

PW is strictly a wine guy, since he makes homemade wine.

Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:22 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:Halo doesn't drink because she values her liver and brain cells.

Locust doesn't drink because... well liver and brain cells be damned. Locust doesn't drink because beer tastes yucky.

PW is strictly a wine guy, since he makes homemade wine.

My uncle makes Moonshine that eats plastic.

Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:02 pm

Halo wrote:My uncle makes Moonshine that eats plastic.

Strong enough to take off the opposite sex's undergarments, but only if they're standing withing 3 feet directly behind you and are not wearing a hazmat suit.

Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:21 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:My uncle makes Moonshine that eats plastic.

Strong enough to take off the opposite sex's undergarments, but only if they're standing withing 3 feet directly behind you and are not wearing a hazmat suit.

hazmat suit? That's what the Gmen wore when they came for coffee.

Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:11 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:My uncle makes Moonshine that eats plastic.

Strong enough to take off the opposite sex's undergarments, but only if they're standing withing 3 feet directly behind you and are not wearing a hazmat suit.

hazmat suit? That's what the Gmen wore when they came for coffee.

I love HAZMAT suits!!

Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:39 am

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:Strong enough to take off the opposite sex's undergarments, but only if they're standing withing 3 feet directly behind you and are not wearing a hazmat suit.

hazmat suit? That's what the Gmen wore when they came for coffee.

I love HAZMAT suits!!

I lived in one of those for a week when my cardboard box was being remodeled. Wasn't bad, but the guy who owned it had to bury it in a nuclear sludge pie when I got it back to him. Dunno why...

Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:05 pm

Remind me to never go over to your place PW.

Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:16 pm

Nassuman!! wrote:Remind me to never go over to your place PW.

That makes 2 of us.

Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:49 pm

Halo wrote:
Nassuman!! wrote:Remind me to never go over to your place PW.

That makes 2 of us.

I'm willing to invest in that property. Once they figure out how to keep plants and animals alive there, it's going to be a prime piece of real estate... in about 2 to 3.5 millions years.