The Energon Pub

[Halo]

So, who doesn't want to do stuff tomorrow?

[The Happy Locust]

So, who doesn't want to do stuff tomorrow?

If only we couldn't.

[Kid_Kapatilsm]

So, who doesn't want to do stuff tomorrow?

I got an exam in Auto Service tomorrow.

I hope it snows.

[Halo]

So, who doesn't want to do stuff tomorrow?

I got an exam in Auto Service tomorrow.

I hope it snows.

I feel ya.

[Psycho Warrior]

So, who doesn't want to do stuff tomorrow?

I don't want to go outside and split wood with the wedge and sledge hammer...

[Halo]

So, who doesn't want to do stuff tomorrow?

I don't want to go outside and split wood with the wedge and sledge hammer...

That's not fun at all.

[The Happy Locust]

So, who doesn't want to do stuff tomorrow?

I don't want to go outside and split wood with the wedge and sledge hammer...

That's not fun at all.

If you're really good at splitting the wood, you can see how far the pieces fly.

*Drops a hammer onto the wedge, the two halves of the log each fly into the distance, both breaking neighbor's windows*

Now that's got to be a record.

[ShadowKatt]

If you're really good at splitting the wood, you can see how far the pieces fly.

*Drops a hammer onto the wedge, the two halves of the log each fly into the distance, both breaking neighbor's windows*

Now that's got to be a record.

*sprays him with Raid* That was MY window.

[Halo]

If you're really good at splitting the wood, you can see how far the pieces fly.

*Drops a hammer onto the wedge, the two halves of the log each fly into the distance, both breaking neighbor's windows*

Now that's got to be a record.

*sprays him with Raid* That was MY window.

Now that was uncalled for.

[The Happy Locust]

If you're really good at splitting the wood, you can see how far the pieces fly.

*Drops a hammer onto the wedge, the two halves of the log each fly into the distance, both breaking neighbor's windows*

Now that's got to be a record.

*sprays him with Raid* That was MY window.

You forget, I'm a bug from Los Angeles, which pretty much means RAID is a condiment.

[Halo]

If you're really good at splitting the wood, you can see how far the pieces fly.

*Drops a hammer onto the wedge, the two halves of the log each fly into the distance, both breaking neighbor's windows*

Now that's got to be a record.

*sprays him with Raid* That was MY window.

You forget, I'm a bug from Los Angeles, which pretty much means RAID is a condiment.

LOL.

[ShadowKatt]

then I'll force you to watch Carebears!

[Psycho Warrior]

then I'll force you to watch Carebears!

I'd make him watch Barney and MR. Rogers for an hour. that would destroy his mind.

[Kid_Kapatilsm]

then I'll force you to watch Carebears!

I'd make him watch Barney and MR. Rogers for an hour. that would destroy his mind.

Compared to how mentally scarred he is now?

[The Happy Locust]

then I'll force you to watch Carebears!

I'd make him watch Barney and MR. Rogers for an hour. that would destroy his mind.

Compared to how mentally scarred he is now?

You would force me to watch condescendingly bright and cheery animals who have been gutted and filled with cotton and refuse to seek violence of any kind in a half-assed attempt to prove that there is nothing bad about the world while the children watching still hear their parents fighting in the next room? YOU MONSTER!

[Kid_Kapatilsm]

You would force me to watch condescendingly bright and cheery animals who have been gutted and filled with cotton and refuse to seek violence of any kind in a half-assed attempt to prove that there is nothing bad about the world while the children watching still hear their parents fighting in the next room? YOU MONSTER!

I rest my case

[The Happy Locust]

You would force me to watch condescendingly bright and cheery animals who have been gutted and filled with cotton and refuse to seek violence of any kind in a half-assed attempt to prove that there is nothing bad about the world while the children watching still hear their parents fighting in the next room? YOU MONSTER!

I rest my case

*Locust is huddled in a corner holding his knees and shaking.*

Good intentions lead to bad places... good intentions lead to bad places...

[Binaltech Bombshell]

You would force me to watch condescendingly bright and cheery animals who have been gutted and filled with cotton and refuse to seek violence of any kind in a half-assed attempt to prove that there is nothing bad about the world while the children watching still hear their parents fighting in the next room? YOU MONSTER!

I rest my case

*Locust is huddled in a corner holding his knees and shaking.*

Good intentions lead to bad places... good intentions lead to bad places...

*Intensive Psychotherapy Bear approaches the shattered Locust* I.P.B.: It's all your mother's fault. Tee-Hee!

[Psycho Warrior]

This is why I cut back on his sugar intake.

[The Happy Locust]

This is why I cut back on his sugar intake.

*Locust is holding a bag of granulated sugar, still huddling in the corner.*

Guberment took mah babay!

[Psycho Warrior]

This is why I cut back on his sugar intake.

*Locust is holding a bag of granulated sugar, still huddling in the corner.*

Guberment took mah babay!

Well I failed. *sits next to locust and turns on TV*

[The Happy Locust]

This is why I cut back on his sugar intake.

*Locust is holding a bag of granulated sugar, still huddling in the corner.*

Guberment took mah babay!

Well I failed. *sits next to locust and turns on TV*

*Locust's corner is now inch deep in drool and spilt sugar*

The king is a fool! The king is a fool! I'M NOT CRAZY!

*A clown wearing a crown passes by*

[Psycho Warrior]

Nonsense. The king is a mime. notice my boredom

[The Happy Locust]

Nonsense. The king is a mime. notice my boredom

No, that's the queen. She's just not very.... photogenic.

[Psycho Warrior]

Nonsense. The king is a mime. notice my boredom

No, that's the queen. She's just not very.... photogenic.

you mean Rosie o'donnel unphotogenic or Carol Channing unphotogenic?