The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

Your frog went to a scary place.

Kermit! NO!

[Halo]

Your frog went to a scary place.

Kermit! NO!

"Accidental" cremation, perhaps.

[Psycho Warrior]

Your frog went to a scary place.

Kermit! NO!

"Accidental" cremation, perhaps.

What about Gonzo and Fonzie?

[The Happy Locust]

Kermit! NO!

"Accidental" cremation, perhaps.

What about Gonzo and Fonzie?

Fonzie? He finally died from overexposure.

IF you meant Fozzie, he's now a fur-lined jacket and furry speedos. Gonzo was captured by traders while touring the east because Gonzo horn is considered an aphrodesiac.

[Halo]

IF you meant Fozzie, he's now a fur-lined jacket and furry speedos. Gonzo was captured by traders while touring the east because Gonzo horn is considered an aphrodesiac.

LOL.

[The Happy Locust]

IF you meant Fozzie, he's now a fur-lined jacket and furry speedos. Gonzo was captured by traders while touring the east because Gonzo horn is considered an aphrodesiac.

LOL.

Oh, and even if someone tells you otherwise, Locust horn has no medicinal value. None whatsoever.

*Locust hurriedly burns several Eastern pamphlets of medicinal remedies*

[Psycho Warrior]

IF you meant Fozzie, he's now a fur-lined jacket and furry speedos. Gonzo was captured by traders while touring the east because Gonzo horn is considered an aphrodesiac.

LOL.

Oh, and even if someone tells you otherwise, Locust horn has no medicinal value. None whatsoever.

*Locust hurriedly burns several Eastern pamphlets of medicinal remedies*

I never trusted them eastern doctors. Now gimmie my leeches and that drill. I HAVE A HEADACHE!

[The Happy Locust]

LOL.

Oh, and even if someone tells you otherwise, Locust horn has no medicinal value. None whatsoever.

*Locust hurriedly burns several Eastern pamphlets of medicinal remedies*

I never trusted them eastern doctors. Now gimmie my leeches and that drill. I HAVE A HEADACHE!

From the same author who brought you "How to be your own dentist using only a spatula, sulfuric acid, and a rubber band"

[Halo]

I use these books for exquisite forms of punishment.




LOL.

[Kid_Kapatilsm]

I use these books for exquisite forms of punishment.




LOL.

I'm guess you've never read Little Women.

over 2,000 pages of nothing happening

[Halo]

I use these books for exquisite forms of punishment.




LOL.

I'm guess you've never read Little Women.

over 2,000 pages of nothing happening

I read it when I was 9. It ranks right up there with Jane Eyre.

[The Happy Locust]

And now, the most entertaining book ever.

*A very thick book with no cover or title comes out. It immediately sprouts arms and legs and begins tapdancing and yodeling while juggling a chainsaw and two small dogs*

And you won't have to read a word.

[Psycho Warrior]

I use these books for exquisite forms of punishment.

LOL.

I'm glad to know I have fans. enjoy my next book, "How to pluck your nose hairs in your sleep." And remember, I test everything before I write it.

[Halo]

I use these books for exquisite forms of punishment.

LOL.

I'm glad to know I have fans. enjoy my next book, "How to pluck your nose hairs in your sleep." And remember, I test everything before I write it.

I sure hope you're paid well.

[The Happy Locust]

I use these books for exquisite forms of punishment.

LOL.

I'm glad to know I have fans. enjoy my next book, "How to pluck your nose hairs in your sleep." And remember, I test everything before I write it.

I sure hope you're paid well.

he gets to keep his unsold copies as firelighter.

[Psycho Warrior]

he gets to keep his unsold copies as firelighter.

how do you think I keep warm in the winter?

[Halo]

he gets to keep his unsold copies as firelighter.

how do you think I keep warm in the winter?

Burning Randys?

[Psycho Warrior]

he gets to keep his unsold copies as firelighter.

how do you think I keep warm in the winter?

Burning Randys?

Burning randies is more what I do to get to sleep each night. They're to be burned for their screams, not for heat.

[Halo]

Of course.

[The Happy Locust]

I've just discovered the perfect method for eliminating wrinkles. I can't give away details because it's still unpatented, but it involves an ironing board. I'll demonstrate.

*the following scene is censored due to the disturbing nature of the activity. However, Locust's screams are not only uncensored, they're in hi-def 7.1 surround sound*

[Psycho Warrior]

I've just discovered the perfect method for eliminating wrinkles. I can't give away details because it's still unpatented, but it involves an ironing board. I'll demonstrate.

*the following scene is censored due to the disturbing nature of the activity. However, Locust's screams are not only uncensored, they're in hi-def 7.1 surround sound*

for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.

[Halo]

I've just discovered the perfect method for eliminating wrinkles. I can't give away details because it's still unpatented, but it involves an ironing board. I'll demonstrate.

*the following scene is censored due to the disturbing nature of the activity. However, Locust's screams are not only uncensored, they're in hi-def 7.1 surround sound*

for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.

Ditto.

[The Happy Locust]

I've just discovered the perfect method for eliminating wrinkles. I can't give away details because it's still unpatented, but it involves an ironing board. I'll demonstrate.

*the following scene is censored due to the disturbing nature of the activity. However, Locust's screams are not only uncensored, they're in hi-def 7.1 surround sound*

for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.

Ditto.

*The large censoring block falls over, revealing Locust in a very disgusting smoking pile.*

need... medical... help...

Doctor: I've got it covered. This could get a bit graphic. In fact...

*The Doctor holds up a dull and bloody hacksaw, then yanks a cord which causes the censoring block to obscure our view again.*

That feels a little better. Wait, not it doesn't.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!

[Halo]

I find that amusing.

[Psycho Warrior]

*hands Halo Popcorn*