The Energon Pub

[Burn]

Pm me.

Damn woman! You've got Tammuz wanting to knock you up, now you're looking to get Dealer to pm you.

Three in this relationship was enough but now you gotta invite others? Now I know how Travis feels!

[-Soundwave-]

Pm me.

Damn woman! You've got Tammuz wanting to knock you up, now you're looking to get Dealer to pm you.

Three in this relationship was enough but now you gotta invite others? Now I know how Travis feels!

Nothing can replace you Burn you can have what ever you want from me.

[Malicron]

I"LL TAKE THAT OFFER!!! *shoots* Umm...ooops...missed.

Somewhere else...

Joel Schumacer: So.....someone finally made me pay for making Batman and Robin...*falls over dead*

Not the shot I was hopping for, but for killing that bastard you get the MISB Wheelie. Thanks for playing.

[Rebirth Megatron]

I"LL TAKE THAT OFFER!!! *shoots* Umm...ooops...missed.

Somewhere else...

Joel Schumacer: So.....someone finally made me pay for making Batman and Robin...*falls over dead*

Not the shot I was hopping for, but for killing that bastard you get the MISB Wheelie. Thanks for playing.

He's worth more than that!! Even Burn knows that. *Pulls out guided missle launcher.* Or do you want me to use a weapon I can actually hit you with?

[Redimus]

You couldnt hit the broadside of your arse with that thing...

[Malicron]

You couldnt hit the broadside of your arse with that thing...

And that's not a small target.
*ducks*

[Redimus]

Is the broadside of his arse bigger or smaller than Broadside's arse?

[Malicron]

I don't know, and I'm not coming out from cover to check.

[Tammuz]

is it his arse in robot mode, battleship mode, or sandwich mode?

[Rebirth Megatron]

*Fires three missles.* #1 goes UP the broad side of Broadside's robot mode aft. #2 Blows up Burn...because I can. #3 goes behind Whiney's cover, blows him into the air and causes him to land on Redimus.

Take THAT!!

[Burn]

#2 Blows up Burn...because I can.

No you can't.
ROLEPLAYER!

[Redimus]

*Fires three missles.* #1 goes UP the broad side of Broadside's robot mode aft. #2 Blows up Burn...because I can. #3 goes behind Whiney's cover, blows him into the air and causes him to land on Redimus.

Take THAT!!

My, what an active imagination.

Does anybody have the heart to tell him he's just shot 3 of sounder's favourite tfs? Boy is he gonna be in trouble when she finds out. I dont even know how he made the mistake, they're not even in the same country as ost of us...

[Burn]

That's the trouble with roleplayers! All action, no thinking.

As opposed to lazy bastards like me who do neither.

[Tammuz]

That's the trouble with roleplayers! All action, no thinking.

As opposed to lazy bastards like me who do neither.

and wankers like me who do something entirely different

[Redimus]

That's the trouble with roleplayers! All action, no thinking.

As opposed to lazy bastards like me who do neither.

and wankers like me who do something entirely different

Yes you do, yes you do...

[Rebirth Megatron]

That's the trouble with roleplayers! All action, no thinking.

As opposed to lazy bastards like me who do neither.

Actually you should appauld me. I am Godmodding as a good Decepticon should.

And Red, you didn't get blown up, you got a guy dropped on you.

[Archanubis]

Explains the hole in my ceiling...

[Redimus]

That's the trouble with roleplayers! All action, no thinking.

As opposed to lazy bastards like me who do neither.

Actually you should appauld me. I am Godmodding as a good Decepticon should.

And Red, you didn't get blown up, you got a guy dropped on you.

Except for that wasnt me, the little lady will be angry with you. It looks like spankings for you, and not the good kind!

[Rebirth Megatron]

You realize countering a Godmod action without any authourity figure is the same as a schoolyard "Did not, did too." fight right Red?

You is squished.

[Burn]

*runs up and kicks Dynamax in the nuts*

Have a nice day.

[Redimus]

^See, I had a secret weapon!^

[Rebirth Megatron]

And I had a cup. *knocks on it, metallic sound is heard* Besides, you'll make Sustain REAL mad if you break her toys.

[Burn]

Hello! McFly! I'm having an affair with your wife remember!

[Rebirth Megatron]

*Skips to the part where Burn Tannen gets covered in Manure after I kick his ass*

What you say?

[Archanubis]

Burn, Dynamax, if you two are going to fight each other, at least give me time to sell tickets first.