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The HMW Cheesy Motto Thread

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The HMW Cheesy Motto Thread

Postby Wilko » Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:40 am

I just came up with a new motto for one of my HMW's TFsand i decided to but this thread up for whatever people think is their best / worst motto

TerraNova - A Constructicon Medic with a Star Trek based name.
Motto - "Dammit Jim, I'm a Bricklayer Not a Doctor!" :grin:
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Postby Me, Grimlock! » Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:51 am

Weapon: Stinger Missile
I just take actual Transformer mottos and tweak them to sound comical... or stupid. More stupid.

Pass the weed, please.
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Postby Sunstar » Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:52 pm

Motto: "All hail Lord Starscream"
Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
Stratonimbus: "Sunstar, back away from that cactus; it eats Transformers"
Windraker: "What was the question?"
Acidtwist: "I have only one nerve left... and you are on it!"
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Postby Wilko » Sun Aug 26, 2007 1:09 pm

even if it is copyed off the show
Queeg500 - "I have an IQ of 500 - thats the same as 1000 P.E teachers!"

and X5-452 - "Kiss my autobutt"
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Postby Archanubis » Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:29 pm

Motto: "Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out of it alive."
Weapon: Lightning Rifle
I don't think they're the worst, but here are a couple of my mottoes I think are rather silly, but fit the characters

Sea Wolf: "On land or sea, nothing is safe from me."
Venomstrike: "The more plumbing they put in, the easier it is to stop up the drain."
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Postby Silver Wind » Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:33 am

Motto: "Truth is written in the fabric of creation."
Weapon: Deflecto-Shield
Best:

Erudition - "Upon the ground of the past are the seeds of the future sown."
Firenze - "You get in my way, you're gonna go down!"

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(Commander's note: Those two don't get along very well...) (:|


Worst:

Sheela - "Humans can be helpful, too." (Humans get bashed so often that I wanted to create one that's competent. Unfortunately, I couldn't come up with a good motto to reflect this fact.)
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Postby Edgecrusher » Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:48 am

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"Shall I push the button?"
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Postby Pulsar » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:13 am

Most of mine fit my characters' personalities.

Quasar (which was thought of by Sunstar): Ask me if I give a frag.

Zephyr: Don't throw that out! I can use it to make an Uzi.

Sunchoker: Skywarp will get you for that.

And my favorite and most fitting since it expresses his delusions of grandeur...

Pulsar: There are no words to convey my greatness.
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