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no, then it's just predation.
The Office: The New Building Thread
Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:16 am
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no, then it's just predation.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:27 pm
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in that case i'll have him served deep-fried 
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:58 pm
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*walks in, inconspicuously changes into waffle suit and runs around the building attracting random oohs and ahhs*
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:44 pm
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*sets fire to Rob schnieder* ... he had it coming.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Blastback Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:09 am
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Psycho Warrior wrote:*sets fire to Rob schnieder* ... he had it coming.
And there was much rejoicing.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:40 am
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Blastback wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*sets fire to Rob schnieder* ... he had it coming.
And there was much rejoicing.
Was that before or after we ate Wheelimus's minstrels?
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Blastback Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:37 am
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Psycho Warrior wrote:Blastback wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*sets fire to Rob schnieder* ... he had it coming.
And there was much rejoicing.
Was that before or after we ate Wheelimus's minstrels?
Both.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:36 pm
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Blastback wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Was that before or after we ate Wheelimus's minstrels?
Both.
So... does that mean....
we are them now?
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Exdominus Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:18 pm
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GOD CURSE U ALL you did not save me*walks out of lab as a char cooked meat popsicle*
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by The Happy Locust Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:41 pm
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*somewhere in the basement, a pair of floppy red shoes protrude from the concrete floor. Inside, the occupant rests soundfully, having resigned to his fate as "that pair of shoes sticking out from under the concrete floor in the basement"* 
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:48 pm
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*pulls out random machinegun and starts shooting flies outside the window*
man, these things are hard to hit
man, these things are hard to hit
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:42 am
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The Happy Locust wrote:*somewhere in the basement, a pair of floppy red shoes protrude from the concrete floor. Inside, the occupant rests soundfully, having resigned to his fate as "that pair of shoes sticking out from under the concrete floor in the basement"*
that poor clown... he must be in a living hell.
*feels he should cheer him up so he takes off Locust's shoes and uses a large feather to tickle his feet*
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Halo Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:54 pm
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"[REDACTED]"
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Psycho Warrior wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:*somewhere in the basement, a pair of floppy red shoes protrude from the concrete floor. Inside, the occupant rests soundfully, having resigned to his fate as "that pair of shoes sticking out from under the concrete floor in the basement"*
that poor clown... he must be in a living hell.
*feels he should cheer him up so he takes off Locust's shoes and uses a large feather to tickle his feet*
You...don't wanna do that. I kind of put some experimental powder on it, just to see what would happen.
On second thought, DO IT.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:21 pm
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Halo wrote:You...don't wanna do that. I kind of put some experimental powder on it, just to see what would happen.
On second thought, DO IT.
I would if whatever it is you put on there hadn't dissolved the feather... and my hand... and is somehow eating its way up my arm.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Halo Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:39 pm
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Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:You...don't wanna do that. I kind of put some experimental powder on it, just to see what would happen.
On second thought, DO IT.
I would if whatever it is you put on there hadn't dissolved the feather... and my hand... and is somehow eating its way up my arm.
The results are better than I suspected. Excellent.
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:02 pm
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Corrosive Slime Shooter
Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:You...don't wanna do that. I kind of put some experimental powder on it, just to see what would happen.
On second thought, DO IT.
I would if whatever it is you put on there hadn't dissolved the feather... and my hand... and is somehow eating its way up my arm.
The results are better than I suspected. Excellent.
That was my cinnmax hand you... maybe I shouldn't have scratched myself after tickling Locust... excuse me.
AAAAAAAAARGH!
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:55 pm
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HOLY CRAP *runs into a random wall that wasn't there a few seconds ago* i hate these wall-knomes moving everything 
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Halo Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:12 pm
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Wheelimus Prime wrote:HOLY CRAP *runs into a random wall that wasn't there a few seconds ago* i hate these wall-knomes moving everything
And I'm glad that they make you mad!
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:08 am
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Halo wrote:Wheelimus Prime wrote:HOLY CRAP *runs into a random wall that wasn't there a few seconds ago* i hate these wall-knomes moving everything
And I'm glad that they make you mad!
Maddness is the first step to happiness.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Halo Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:32 pm
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"[REDACTED]"
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Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:Wheelimus Prime wrote:HOLY CRAP *runs into a random wall that wasn't there a few seconds ago* i hate these wall-knomes moving everything
And I'm glad that they make you mad!
Madness is the first step to happiness.
And Enlightenment. Don't forget that.
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:03 pm
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Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Madness is the first step to happiness.
And Enlightenment. Don't forget that.
How can I? you tattooed it on my teeth last week. ... with a chisel you monster.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Halo Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:58 pm
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"[REDACTED]"
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Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Madness is the first step to happiness.
And Enlightenment. Don't forget that.
How can I? you tattooed it on my teeth last week. ... with a chisel you monster.
Teeth are hard. How else was I suppose to get the message in?
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:03 pm
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"Seems Legit"
Weapon:
Sonic Umbrella
*looks around,jumps out window on top floor and slams into wall(that seemingly pops out of nowhere) on the 15th floor* wtf
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by The Happy Locust Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:23 am
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Weapon:
Black Magic
Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Madness is the first step to happiness.
And Enlightenment. Don't forget that.
How can I? you tattooed it on my teeth last week. ... with a chisel you monster.
Teeth are hard. How else was I suppose to get the message in?
How? Rapid fire trick shooting.
*Locust fires a rapid succession of shots which immediately leaves the word "ELITEMINT" in Randy's now bleeding teeth.*
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:37 am
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Corrosive Slime Shooter
The Happy Locust wrote:How? Rapid fire trick shooting.
*Locust fires a rapid succession of shots which immediately leaves the word "ELITEMINT" in Randy's now bleeding teeth.*
Elite mint, for when you have to have fresh breathe by court order.
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