The Energon Pub

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:08 pm

no, they were nice and warm---then i took a bite out of them

they looked so good but tasted awful :-(

by **Blastback** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:31 pm

MY POPTARTS!!!! :sad:

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:58 am

Haven't had a poptart in years.

by **Halo** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:04 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Haven't had a poptart in years.

No wonder you're made of Fail. Pop Tarts are made of Win these days. :grin:

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:11 am

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Haven't had a poptart in years.

No wonder you're made of Fail. Pop Tarts are made of Win these days.

I wouldn't say MADE of fail...

by **Jar Axel** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:59 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Haven't had a poptart in years.

No wonder you're made of Fail. Pop Tarts are made of Win these days.

I wouldn't say MADE of fail...

more like made of Flail

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:57 pm

i dont get the new poptart commercial (if your mind is as twisted and perverted as mine you'd understand why)

by **Halo** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:18 pm

You all are distracting me from writing my 20 page Senior Thesis of DOOM.

Thanks :grin:

by **Jar Axel** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:48 pm

*Takes out a SMG and starts firing at Halo*

I'm sorry is that better?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:56 pm

Halo wrote:You all are distracting me from writing my 20 page Senior Thesis of DOOM.

Thanks

Don't forget the part about how the Rubik's Cube, when placed into the right position, can summon an army of sadistic demons...

...no, wait, that was the puzzle box from Hellraiser. I get the two confused a lot.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:09 pm

Wikipidia wrote:
Wheelimus Prime Mania [ Whee'le Premi Manus]

1. a dease that causes a people the inabilty to do work and other meaningless tasks

2. symptoms of this dease are: Sore throats, Buttsores, direhea, EXTREME lazyness, and in severe cases coma or death

3. the only known cure for Wheelimus Prime Mania is to drink the urine of some small cats or dogs. Doctors aren't sure which breed cures it, so its best to drink ALL dog/cat urine in specific 3:7 ratios until symptoms have cleared

Sorry Halo i couldnt resist

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:31 pm

Viperman wrote:*Takes out a SMG and starts firing at Halo*

I'm sorry is that better?

*had been walking by with his awkwardly huge wheel of cheese*

NO! My cheese! It was the only innocent thing I've ever cared about...

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:41 pm

*meanwhile wheelimus prime runs out of giant cheese screaming and running with bullets in his head*

HELP

by **Jar Axel** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:16 am

*Peppers WP's buttox with more bullets*

Stop running and I'll put you out of our missery :grin:

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:12 am

Wheelimus Prime wrote:*meanwhile wheelimus prime runs out of giant cheese screaming and running with bullets in his head*

HELP

... you got blood in my cheese.

by **Jar Axel** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:06 pm

Damn we need to get some action going in here

*Takes out a pie*

Halo... you realy are the apple of my pie

*Hits Halo in the face with the apple pie then dives behind the couch for safety*

Hey at least I didn't use a "cream pie"

by **Blastback** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:17 pm

Viperman wrote:Damn we need to get some action going in here

*Takes out a pie*

Halo... you realy are the apple of my pie

*Hits Halo in the face with the apple pie then dives behind the couch for safety*

Hey at least I didn't use a "cream pie"

*Flings two dozen assorted pies at Viperman*

Waaahhoooooooo!!!!!!

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:42 pm

* WP now hidden behiond closet (aka wheelie mobile) starts shooting expiremental WPM canon, infecting everyone with Wheelimus Prime Mania*

by **Jar Axel** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:18 am

*Takes out his RPP and blasts Blastback with a meatpie*

What a ham :lol:

RPP = Rockett Propelled Pie

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:07 pm

*Random dustbunnies and wall gnomes start running around*

your all infected with wheelimus prime mania, start drinkin' dog/cat pee

by **Blastback** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:34 pm

*Drops a truckload of pies on Wheelimus Prime*

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:57 pm

*random black hole opens up and pies are sucked into and antimatter is spewed everywhere, destroying everything the touch; hole quickly closes when pies are gone*

yummy, but i never knew i was such a messy eater ;;)