they looked so good but tasted awful
The Office: The New Building Thread
Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:08 pm
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no, they were nice and warm---then i took a bite out of them
they looked so good but tasted awful
they looked so good but tasted awful
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Blastback Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:31 pm
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MY POPTARTS!!!!
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:58 am
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Haven't had a poptart in years.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Halo Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:04 pm
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Psycho Warrior wrote:Haven't had a poptart in years.
No wonder you're made of Fail. Pop Tarts are made of Win these days.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:11 am
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Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Haven't had a poptart in years.
No wonder you're made of Fail. Pop Tarts are made of Win these days.
I wouldn't say MADE of fail...
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Jar Axel Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:59 am
Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Haven't had a poptart in years.
No wonder you're made of Fail. Pop Tarts are made of Win these days.
I wouldn't say MADE of fail...
more like made of Flail
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:57 pm
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i dont get the new poptart commercial (if your mind is as twisted and perverted as mine you'd understand why) 
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Halo Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:18 pm
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You all are distracting me from writing my 20 page Senior Thesis of DOOM.
Thanks
Thanks
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Jar Axel Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:48 pm
*Takes out a SMG and starts firing at Halo*
I'm sorry is that better?
I'm sorry is that better?
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Shadowman Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:56 pm
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Halo wrote:You all are distracting me from writing my 20 page Senior Thesis of DOOM.
Thanks
Don't forget the part about how the Rubik's Cube, when placed into the right position, can summon an army of sadistic demons...
...no, wait, that was the puzzle box from Hellraiser. I get the two confused a lot.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:09 pm
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Wikipidia wrote:
Wheelimus Prime Mania [ Whee'le Premi Manus]
1. a dease that causes a people the inabilty to do work and other meaningless tasks
2. symptoms of this dease are: Sore throats, Buttsores, direhea, EXTREME lazyness, and in severe cases coma or death
3. the only known cure for Wheelimus Prime Mania is to drink the urine of some small cats or dogs. Doctors aren't sure which breed cures it, so its best to drink ALL dog/cat urine in specific 3:7 ratios until symptoms have cleared
Sorry Halo i couldnt resist
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:31 pm
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Viperman wrote:*Takes out a SMG and starts firing at Halo*
I'm sorry is that better?
*had been walking by with his awkwardly huge wheel of cheese*
NO! My cheese! It was the only innocent thing I've ever cared about...
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:41 pm
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*meanwhile wheelimus prime runs out of giant cheese screaming and running with bullets in his head*
HELP
HELP
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Jar Axel Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:16 am
*Peppers WP's buttox with more bullets*
Stop running and I'll put you out of our missery
Stop running and I'll put you out of our missery
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:12 am
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Wheelimus Prime wrote:*meanwhile wheelimus prime runs out of giant cheese screaming and running with bullets in his head*
HELP
... you got blood in my cheese.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Jar Axel Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:06 pm
Damn we need to get some action going in here
*Takes out a pie*
Halo... you realy are the apple of my pie
*Hits Halo in the face with the apple pie then dives behind the couch for safety*
Hey at least I didn't use a "cream pie"
*Takes out a pie*
Halo... you realy are the apple of my pie
*Hits Halo in the face with the apple pie then dives behind the couch for safety*
Hey at least I didn't use a "cream pie"
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Blastback Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:17 pm
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Viperman wrote:Damn we need to get some action going in here
*Takes out a pie*
Halo... you realy are the apple of my pie
*Hits Halo in the face with the apple pie then dives behind the couch for safety*
Hey at least I didn't use a "cream pie"
*Flings two dozen assorted pies at Viperman*
Waaahhoooooooo!!!!!!
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:42 pm
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* WP now hidden behiond closet (aka wheelie mobile) starts shooting expiremental WPM canon, infecting everyone with Wheelimus Prime Mania*
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Jar Axel Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:18 am
*Takes out his RPP and blasts Blastback with a meatpie*
What a ham
RPP = Rockett Propelled Pie
What a ham
RPP = Rockett Propelled Pie
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:07 pm
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*Random dustbunnies and wall gnomes start running around*
your all infected with wheelimus prime mania, start drinkin' dog/cat pee
your all infected with wheelimus prime mania, start drinkin' dog/cat pee
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Blastback Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:34 pm
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*Drops a truckload of pies on Wheelimus Prime*
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:57 pm
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*random black hole opens up and pies are sucked into and antimatter is spewed everywhere, destroying everything the touch; hole quickly closes when pies are gone*
yummy, but i never knew i was such a messy eater
yummy, but i never knew i was such a messy eater
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Psycho Warrior Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:22 pm
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Blastback wrote:*Drops a truckload of pies on Wheelimus Prime*
those poor pies.
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Wheelimus Prime Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:26 pm
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Sonic Umbrella
*meanwhile, in a different dimension the pies are spinning randomly in a vortex of unimaginable power*
-belch-
excuse me
-belch-
excuse me
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
Posted by Jar Axel Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:49 pm
Eat punishment Wheelimus Prime
*Loads a cow pie into the launcher and fires it a WP*
Now thats a dirty mouth
*Loads a cow pie into the launcher and fires it a WP*
Now thats a dirty mouth
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