The Energon Pub

[Wheelimus Prime]

*zombies merge into one being capable of masse pudding spreading*

oh dear

[Psycho Warrior]

*zombies merge into one being capable of masse pudding spreading*

oh dear

zombie pudding? Super awesome or super scary..

[Wheelimus Prime]

now where did i put my spork *rumages through PW's stuff until he finds the pantyhose of power*

even better! *starts eating pudding with pantyhose*

mmm...yummy

[Blastback]

now where did i put my spork *rumages through PW's stuff until he finds the pantyhose of power*

even better! *starts eating pudding with pantyhose*

mmm...yummy

Dead God, he really is a poor man's Locust.

[Psycho Warrior]

now where did i put my spork *rumages through PW's stuff until he finds the pantyhose of power*

even better! *starts eating pudding with pantyhose*

mmm...yummy

Dead God, he really is a poor man's Locust.

They're not mine! I swear! ... just a sec.

*pushes box marked '10 set panty hose of power into the closet*

Ahem, THEY AREN'T MINE!

[The Happy Locust]

now where did i put my spork *rumages through PW's stuff until he finds the pantyhose of power*

even better! *starts eating pudding with pantyhose*

mmm...yummy

Dead God, he really is a poor man's Locust.

I think I was just complemented. Oh wait, I'm not supposed to be here.

*Goes back to pretending to be a portrait on the wall*

[Jar Axel]

now where did i put my spork *rumages through PW's stuff until he finds the pantyhose of power*

even better! *starts eating pudding with pantyhose*

mmm...yummy

Dead God, he really is a poor man's Locust.

I think I was just complemented. Oh wait, I'm not supposed to be here.

*Goes back to pretending to be a portrait on the wall*

*Spots movement from a Locust portrait on the wall*

Ah ha

*In one smoth motion pulls out his shotgun and blasts a load of buckshot into Locust's groin*

[Psycho Warrior]

now where did i put my spork *rumages through PW's stuff until he finds the pantyhose of power*

even better! *starts eating pudding with pantyhose*

mmm...yummy

Dead God, he really is a poor man's Locust.

I think I was just complemented. Oh wait, I'm not supposed to be here.

*Goes back to pretending to be a portrait on the wall*

*Spots movement from a Locust portrait on the wall*

Ah ha

*In one smoth motion pulls out his shotgun and blasts a load of buckshot into Locust's groin*

and here I was thinking it was strange that painting sneezed as I drew that mustache on it.

[Blastback]

now where did i put my spork *rumages through PW's stuff until he finds the pantyhose of power*

even better! *starts eating pudding with pantyhose*

mmm...yummy

Dead God, he really is a poor man's Locust.

I think I was just complemented. Oh wait, I'm not supposed to be here.

*Goes back to pretending to be a portrait on the wall*

*Spots movement from a Locust portrait on the wall*

Ah ha

*In one smoth motion pulls out his shotgun and blasts a load of buckshot into Locust's groin*

and here I was thinking it was strange that painting sneezed as I drew that mustache on it.

I TOLD YOU ITS EYES KEPT FOLLOWING ME!!!

[Psycho Warrior]

Dead God, he really is a poor man's Locust.

I think I was just complemented. Oh wait, I'm not supposed to be here.

*Goes back to pretending to be a portrait on the wall*

*Spots movement from a Locust portrait on the wall*

Ah ha

*In one smoth motion pulls out his shotgun and blasts a load of buckshot into Locust's groin*

and here I was thinking it was strange that painting sneezed as I drew that mustache on it.

I TOLD YOU ITS EYES KEPT FOLLOWING ME!!!

And I kept telling you the mustard and ketchup bottles duel each other to the death.

[Jar Axel]

I think I was just complemented. Oh wait, I'm not supposed to be here.

*Goes back to pretending to be a portrait on the wall*

*Spots movement from a Locust portrait on the wall*

Ah ha

*In one smoth motion pulls out his shotgun and blasts a load of buckshot into Locust's groin*

and here I was thinking it was strange that painting sneezed as I drew that mustache on it.

I TOLD YOU ITS EYES KEPT FOLLOWING ME!!!

And I kept telling you the mustard and ketchup bottles duel each other to the death.

And so do the Ranch and Catalina; they all have their nemisis

[Wheelimus Prime]

i heard salt n' peppa are joinin' forces to destroy tokyo ( BAD refrence but someone had to make it )

[Shadowman]

And so do the Ranch and Catalina; they all have their nemisis

But BBQ Sauce doesn't. It only has allies. Except Steak Sauce, but they're more like friendly rivals than anything.

[Psycho Warrior]

And so do the Ranch and Catalina; they all have their nemisis

But BBQ Sauce doesn't. It only has allies. Except Steak Sauce, but they're more like friendly rivals than anything.

Have you ever seen the Worcestershire sauce and the Soy sauce fight? It's like the freakin' matrix!

[Wheelimus Prime]

thats almost sig worthy


but the blue cheese versus american cheese is the best fight, some how they evolved to using actual homing missiles on eachother many peanutbutter jars died in their battles (not sure why, most life seems to avoid them)

[The Happy Locust]

*Locust hobbles from his portrait hiding place, doing his best to move despite the pain of a shotgun blast to a sensitive area*

ow doesn't quite cover it. Let's try something a little more subtle

*Wearing only a grass skirt and coconuts, Locust tries to pass as a Hedge carving*

[Jar Axel]

*Locust hobbles from his portrait hiding place, doing his best to move despite the pain of a shotgun blast to a sensitive area*

ow doesn't quite cover it. Let's try something a little more subtle

*Wearing only a grass skirt and coconuts, Locust tries to pass as a Hedge carving*

*Unbeknown-st to Locust the gardener is coming down the row trimming the hedges*

[Wheelimus Prime]

*even worse, the trimmer is a randy*

this is gonna hurt

[The Happy Locust]

*even worse, the trimmer is a randy*

this is gonna hurt

I am in no danger whatsoever. remember who we're talking about here.

*Randy trips over his own feet and lands on his own shears, sending his head rolling further past the hedges*

See?

[Jar Axel]

*even worse, the trimmer is a randy*

this is gonna hurt

I am in no danger whatsoever. remember who we're talking about here.

*Randy trips over his own feet and lands on his own shears, sending his head rolling further past the hedges*

See?

Damn cheap labor

[Psycho Warrior]

*even worse, the trimmer is a randy*

this is gonna hurt

I am in no danger whatsoever. remember who we're talking about here.

*Randy trips over his own feet and lands on his own shears, sending his head rolling further past the hedges*

See?

Damn cheap labor

They're really only great at painting ... rooms with their own blood.

[Wheelimus Prime]

not what i had planned * UW grabs chainsaw to trim the hedges, trips on randy head and sends the chainsaw going through his crotch*


strained: call an ambulance

[Jar Axel]

not what i had planned * UW grabs chainsaw to trim the hedges, trips on randy head and sends the chainsaw going through his crotch*


strained: call an ambulance

Or you could just ask Locust if you can borrow his sewing kit

[Wheelimus Prime]

* UW gets off the ground with a chainsaw sticking through his crotch*

hey not so bad once you get off the ground

[Psycho Warrior]

not what i had planned * UW grabs chainsaw to trim the hedges, trips on randy head and sends the chainsaw going through his crotch*


strained: call an ambulance

Or you could just ask Locust if you can borrow his sewing kit

*is over in the corner sewing his arm back on from his latest pogo accident*

Ow... ow... ow... NERVE! ow... ow...