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Ironhidensh wrote:I Consider putting onions near my meat a threat of deadly force and respond in kind.

What are you allergic or something?

Shadowman wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:I Consider putting onions near my meat a threat of deadly force and respond in kind.

What are you allergic or something?

No, I just really, really despise onions.

Ironhidensh wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:I Consider putting onions near my meat a threat of deadly force and respond in kind.

What are you allergic or something?

No, I just really, really despise onions.

I'm trying to think of a list of all the things I know how to cook that can't be improved by putting onions on or in it, but that list is pretty short.

Remeber, gents: shallots are for boys, onions are for men; but garlic is for superheroes.

Nemesis Maximo wrote:Remeber, gents: shallots are for boys, onions are for men; but garlic is for superheroes.

Damn near everything I make has garlic in it to some extent. You ever had a burger with various seasonings mixed right into the patty? Or with bacon bits mixed right in there. Because that's what I did for dinner last night.

Shadowman wrote:

Nemesis Maximo wrote:Remeber, gents: shallots are for boys, onions are for men; but garlic is for superheroes.

Damn near everything I make has garlic in it to some extent. You ever had a burger with various seasonings mixed right into the patty? Or with bacon bits mixed right in there. Because that's what I did for dinner last night.

Shadowman, I think I love you right now.

Shadowman wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:I Consider putting onions near my meat a threat of deadly force and respond in kind.

What are you allergic or something?

No, I just really, really despise onions.

I'm trying to think of a list of all the things I know how to cook that can't be improved by putting onions on or in it, but that list is pretty short.

So I'm told. To make it worse, my wife freaking loves them. Planning dinners can get fun at our house.

Ironhidensh wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:I Consider putting onions near my meat a threat of deadly force and respond in kind.

What are you allergic or something?

No, I just really, really despise onions.

I'm trying to think of a list of all the things I know how to cook that can't be improved by putting onions on or in it, but that list is pretty short.

So I'm told. To make it worse, my wife freaking loves them. Planning dinners can get fun at our house.

I guess you hate food that taste's good. Literally every horrible meal I had was done by someone who dosen't use Onions, of any variety, garlic, aromatics or anything of the like.

SW's SilverHammer wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:I Consider putting onions near my meat a threat of deadly force and respond in kind.

What are you allergic or something?

No, I just really, really despise onions.

I'm trying to think of a list of all the things I know how to cook that can't be improved by putting onions on or in it, but that list is pretty short.

So I'm told. To make it worse, my wife freaking loves them. Planning dinners can get fun at our house.

I guess you hate food that taste's good. Literally every horrible meal I had was done by someone who dosen't use Onions, of any variety, garlic, aromatics or anything of the like.

That's the beauty of being human. Literally every bad meal I've ever had was done with onions.


Nah, that's not true, some were just cooked by a poopy cook. I also have intense negative feelings about mushrooms. Oddly enough, I fracking love me some Brussels sprouts.

SW's SilverHammer wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:I Consider putting onions near my meat a threat of deadly force and respond in kind.

What are you allergic or something?

No, I just really, really despise onions.

I'm trying to think of a list of all the things I know how to cook that can't be improved by putting onions on or in it, but that list is pretty short.

So I'm told. To make it worse, my wife freaking loves them. Planning dinners can get fun at our house.

I guess you hate food that taste's good. Literally every horrible meal I had was done by someone who dosen't use Onions, of any variety, garlic, aromatics or anything of the like.

Then you'll love five-spice powder. The perfect partner to deep-fried duck breast. Just mix a handful of it with coarse salt and crushed peppercorns, and toss it in a heated pan (without oil) to blend the flavors, and use it as a dry-rub.

Ironhidensh wrote:That's the beauty of being human. Literally every bad meal I've ever had was done with onions.

The beauty of being human is...generalization?

I like onions.
I like mushrooms.
I like Brussels sprouts.

Rodimus Prime wrote:I like onions.
I like mushrooms.
I like Brussels sprouts.

Wouldn't it be easier to do up a list of foods you DON'T like?

Shadowman wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:That's the beauty of being human. Literally every bad meal I've ever had was done with onions.

The beauty of being human is...generalization?

No, we are all different, but yeah, humans are pretty good at generalization.

Ironhidensh wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:That's the beauty of being human. Literally every bad meal I've ever had was done with onions.

The beauty of being human is...generalization?

No, we are all different, but yeah, humans are pretty good at generalization.

No, I mean, what you said makes no goddamn sense. Like you meant to say something else, but went with "I don't like onions because sometimes I have a bad meal and it has onions in it." And that's...the beauty of being human?

I mean, I didn't like lasagna for the longest time. Turns out every time someone made it for me, they were just doing it wrong. Now I'm getting closer and closer to becoming Garfield.

Nemesis Maximo wrote:Remeber, gents: shallots are for boys, onions are for men; but garlic is for superheroes.

Burn wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:I like onions.
I like mushrooms.
I like Brussels sprouts.

Wouldn't it be easier to do up a list of foods you DON'T like?

If I did everything in life the "easy way" it would be much more boring. Granted, I'd be further along in life, perhaps sitting on a pile of cash and plowing a brunette with big bewbz, but the rest of the time I would be bored.

In hindsight, I'd take the brunette with the big bewbz.

F**k, I'm a loser. Who had a lot of fun in life.

Shadowman wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:That's the beauty of being human. Literally every bad meal I've ever had was done with onions.

The beauty of being human is...generalization?

No, we are all different, but yeah, humans are pretty good at generalization.

No, I mean, what you said makes no goddamn sense. Like you meant to say something else, but went with "I don't like onions because sometimes I have a bad meal and it has onions in it." And that's...the beauty of being human?

I mean, I didn't like lasagna for the longest time. Turns out every time someone made it for me, they were just doing it wrong. Now I'm getting closer and closer to becoming Garfield.

Here is a new game for us to play. It's called "let's pretend you don't exist". The rules are simple, you completely ignore my posts, and I'll do the same with yours. It'll be fun. See, I'm too damn old for this horseshit anymore. You pick at me, I pick at you, it goes nowhere and probably annoys the holy living **** out of burn. Enough is enough, and it's time to let it go.

Ironhidensh wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:That's the beauty of being human. Literally every bad meal I've ever had was done with onions.

The beauty of being human is...generalization?

No, we are all different, but yeah, humans are pretty good at generalization.

No, I mean, what you said makes no goddamn sense. Like you meant to say something else, but went with "I don't like onions because sometimes I have a bad meal and it has onions in it." And that's...the beauty of being human?

I mean, I didn't like lasagna for the longest time. Turns out every time someone made it for me, they were just doing it wrong. Now I'm getting closer and closer to becoming Garfield.

Here is a new game for us to play. It's called "let's pretend you don't exist". The rules are simple, you completely ignore my posts, and I'll do the same with yours. It'll be fun. See, I'm too damn old for this **** anymore. You pick at me, I pick at you, it goes nowhere and probably annoys the holy living **** out of burn. Enough is enough, and it's time to let it go.

On the one hand, that might help, since every time I read one of your posts, I feel more of my brain cells committing suicide.

On the other hand, no. And truth be told, I like that one the best.

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Burn wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:I like onions.
I like mushrooms.
I like Brussels sprouts.

Wouldn't it be easier to do up a list of foods you DON'T like?

If I did everything in life the "easy way" it would be much more boring. Granted, I'd be further along in life, perhaps sitting on a pile of cash and plowing a brunette with big bewbz, but the rest of the time I would be bored.

In hindsight, I'd take the brunette with the big bewbz.

F**k, I'm a loser. Who had a lot of fun in life.

If you're taking the bewbz, I'll take the pile of cash.

Ironhidensh wrote:probably annoys the holy living **** out of burn.

So it's not all bad...



I'm guessing, Shadowman = Mahoney and Ironhidensh = Lt. Harris. But only because of age, not because Harris was a total douche.

And they both can't be Harris

I prefer to be Tackleberry. I've certainly got the gun fetish down.

I was telling Burn this, but I felt like sharing.

I just made more cookies, returning to a previous variation: peanut butter, dark chocolate drops, multiseed mix.

Va'al wrote:I was telling Burn this, but I felt like sharing.

I just made more cookies, returning to a previous variation: peanut butter, dark chocolate drops, multiseed mix.

Oh yummers, you should do some white chocolate chips with macadamia nuts