The Energon Pub

!!!
No, I had it first!
I want it, Chomedome! Give it - ugh - here!
*bullets fire*


STAY. OFF. MY. GEOMETRY.
Ooh, War of the Nerds!


Hey, you got more Energon! Can I have-
Mine.
But I-
Mine! Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine!


Ow!
MINE.
I-I was just gonna ask for a little bit...

Tumbler won't talk to me. He walked in while I was reading MTMTE comics and now he won't talk to me.

Go. Away.
Tumbler...


I said go away!
You see? You see?! This is exactly why I don't let you read comics! And you always walk in on issue #15! Always!

Drift broke one of the horn-thingies on his head. I don't know how, or when, but he did.

But what if-
Drift, I told you, nobody's going to call you Prowl. We'll see tomorrow.

Next Day...

*dramatically spits out drink* BG got a Prowl?!
...Nope, I'm out.
Prowl... *growls* No, it's me, Drift.


Well, nobody told your face. I mean, yikes. What's next, you gonna lose an eye, too?
Uh-oh, I've seen that look before. I'm outta here.
Uh, Drift, that's probably not the best thing to do if you're trying not-
What? What's he doing?


Ugh!
-to be Prowl... yeah, wrong move.
He was asking for it.


*cough* ...Yep, totally Prowl.

Also, every other week I help teach the children's class at my church. Can someone tell me why I taped this to my back while in there?

The 9 isn't that accurate (neither is the rest of it), but whatever.

Aww let bee have a sip.

WreckerJack wrote:Aww let bee have a sip.

You want me to just give it away? You're working with him, aren't you?

You wouldn't believe what I'd do for more of that stuff. We just ran out. I mean, in reality it's just Gatorade, but still.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

WreckerJack wrote:Aww let bee have a sip.

You want me to just give it away? You're working with him, aren't you?

You wouldn't believe what I'd do for more of that stuff. We just ran out. I mean, in reality it's just Gatorade, but still.

Used to drink the colored stuff all the time before, but it was horrible for my stomach. Mostly the yellow, orange, and red ones though since those colors seem to be the worst (with orange being a mix of red and yellow). Tried the frost ones or whatever they are like you have there, and they were alright. Tasted pretty good. I still prefer the non-colored stuff that looks like water so it's easier to sneak though.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

WreckerJack wrote:Aww let bee have a sip.

You want me to just give it away? You're working with him, aren't you?

You wouldn't believe what I'd do for more of that stuff. We just ran out. I mean, in reality it's just Gatorade, but still.

Go to the corner store?

WreckerJack wrote:

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

WreckerJack wrote:Aww let bee have a sip.

You want me to just give it away? You're working with him, aren't you?

You wouldn't believe what I'd do for more of that stuff. We just ran out. I mean, in reality it's just Gatorade, but still.

Go to the corner store?

My brother hates that flavor and it's his turn to pick. He'll probably get the grape one.

And I have no money to get any for myself.

Old pictures from my phone. I had found Soundwave and Bumblebee in my bed - apparently I didn't put them back on the shelf (or with the laptop, for Soundwave). I'm not sure which one makes it more awkward...



!!! ???
Yes, Soundwave. I already told you, I named my tech. That's Laserbeak, the laptop's Ravage... hell, I even named the stupid scrapheap of a computer in the living room Wheelie.


What- Soundwave? How are you here? I forgot to bring a TF with me today. And your gun is on the wrong side...
Hi!
You're... not my Soundwave.


OOH, what's this thingy?
Uh... an earbud?
It looks like fun. I bet it would make a great swing! Let's see!


WHEEEE!
I know the difference between the same model toys can be really large, but... this is new.


Soundwave, listen to me. I- SOUNDWAVE! That one wasn't- I mean, he was nothing like you! He- my schoolwork! He wouldn't let me finish. Soundwave! I'm getting irritated. Would you just listen?



This- this thing took our spot on the shelf!


...
I don't care if it's comfy in that little spot, Soundwave. There's room for one bot, two if you're tiny. There used to be room for six.


At least we found where she hid the Energon this morning.
Can I-
No way.


You are all missing the point. This was completely without warning, and we should've been told, and I think she's up to something.
Uh, skeptic alert. So what if we weren't told? I'm sure everything will be sorted out, whether you like it or not, Pro- er, Drift.
Pffft.


I think it moved. I'm gonna shoot at it.
Why do you always steal my gun?
Not like you ever use it. And it matches my color scheme.
...You have a point. Carry on.


Stop it, guys. BG said she'd find a new place for us later.
Yeah, sure. I bet we'll just be thrown in a box and shoved into storage!


Really, Sideswipe, calm down. She plays with us too much to just pack us up.

An Hour Later...

This is so much better.
And you thought we'd be packed up in a box.
Hey, she left Energon for us!
Looks pretty cheap...
'Course it's cheap. It's way too transparent and... does that one have black in it?
Hey, Energon's Energon.

I have done that too. I have a big comfy bed so I like to lay and watch netflix or WWE and I often have a transformer in my hands to fidget with. Sometimes I;ll get sleepy and plop the figure on the pillow beside me rather than get up and walk to the toy shelf.

I would do that, but I have two rooms. My bedroom, where I sleep and store boxes, and my roomroom, where I exist 95% of the time. My TFs are in the latter.

Sigma Magnus wrote:I would do that, but I have two rooms. My bedroom, where I sleep and store boxes, and my roomroom, where I exist 95% of the time. My TFs are in the latter.

Unless you don't sleep much (in which case, lucky) or you sleep in your other room, You probably spend closer to 55-70% of your time existing in there.

Why have I been summoned to this thread?

I kid ... I haven't. I haven't been into this thread since Page 1. I popped in on Page 5 and the first thing I see is Geometry.

That brought back memories ... not sure if they're good or not.

I do wish we had our Like buttons instead of having to post to do this.


(I'll go back to lurking now)

Burn wrote:
I do wish we had our Like buttons instead of having to post to do this.

To be honest, I'm glad we don't. I actually like talking to people on the forums. Liking things is kind of impersonal and a big draw for smaller forums is that is a community with friendly, recognizable faces. Not saying like buttons are a bad idea, but I don't think they would encourage conversation as much.

And I encouraged staff to try to kick up conversation in GD, see how well that worked out?

In all seriousness, I do understand where you're coming from, and I know it could be a problem. But I don't always have time to pop in and compliment someone on their post, that's why a Like button would be handy. But at the same time, as you said, it may stop people from popping in with a compliment or two.

Anyhoo, back to the toys!
And back to tax crap for me.

Burn wrote:Why have I been summoned to this thread?

Burn wrote:I kid ... I haven't.

Oh my gosh, you scared me. I thought I did something wrong.


Blurr?!
'Sup?
Uh, a little help?


You didn't seem too grateful the last time I saved ya from a cliff.
Blurr! Come back!
I'ma bounce.


WAAHHH! *crash*


Ow...


Well? Can you fit?
UGH! Just... barely!


ACK! I-I think I'm stuck! Guys?


Come on, tiny! The Rescue Bots Blurr promised me to a race!
GUYS?!


Heh. I wonder if he saw when I copied him-
Tumbler!!!


What?
You know you're not supposed to look at Rewind pictures on my computers. And get it through your head: that one's already taken.
Hmph.


...And that one's another toy of me. I swear I've seen that model before...




Wait... are you saying I was retooled after a-a-a-a nerd?!


GAAAAHHH!

You need to get him a Rewind, pronto!

Sigma Magnus wrote:You need to get him a Rewind, pronto!

I've been trying! He's really starting to freak me out... the only good side I see to this is that you have a very constant reader on your thread now.

Sideswipe, Bumblebee and I went out to what is going to soon be the family garden.

Th-that's all dirt? I... it's too much. Too... much...


Uh, Sideswipe, I think you're being a little over dramatic.


WHEEE!
I thought you were upset over the dirt?
This is a branch, not dirt. And it's bouncy!


How can you climb that? You can't even move.
Bzzz nn-doowaa. (Blades thinks bricks have magic powers to get around.)
Yeah. That doesn't answer my question. It's Blades.


So... you collected spiky things?
Yes, but the best part of coming home from the garden is...




...this. You two get a drop each.
Yeah! We get something!
Bzz. (Pass.)
That's okay, Bee. I was kidding, anyway.
What?


BUMBLEBEEEEEEEEEE!!!


Are you okay? You had me so worried, being in a totally new place!
Dnnn-zoo woop. (I'm just fine.)
Good. So what did you do?
Mm... hmm-doop. (I... climbed a tree.)
...Okay, and?
Meep. Dopp-weeoo boop. (That's it. After she was done taking pictures she tucked me back in her purse.
Her purse?! Are you trying to lose another wheel?

Meanwhile...

Oh, dude, that's creepy...


There's no eyes...

Ominous...

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

Burn wrote:Why have I been summoned to this thread?

Burn wrote:I kid ... I haven't.

Oh my gosh, you scared me. I thought I did something wrong.

I thought I was about to get my ass handed to by Burn about that dumb political joke I made a couple pages back and is deleted and irrelevant now...



Also Brick Bee tree climbing.

The camera was having some difficulties so I went kind of back and forth between camera and phone in some scenes.

These flowers should be blue.
???
Yes, I do, but... they should still be blue.

A little later...

???
*sigh* Yes, what is it, Soundwave?


Oh, it's- one of the little flowers from outside.
... ???
Yes, I did say I liked them.


Well... thanks, I guess.
You're welcome.
Did you... say something?!
...

Yeah, so my brother somehow managed to take Megatronus's face off and I had to put it back on. He looks weird without his face.



Ooh! Shiny sequin!


Let me see it!
Oof!


Move it, Prime! Primes always get the shiny stuff. It's time this Rescue-Brick gets some.


Why would anyone give something to a brick like you? It should go to a Generations figure, like me.


Bwee! Doo-zoop drrp! (Stay off of him! Besides, the sequin clearly goes to me!)
Yeah! Wait, you?!


Break it up! It obviously has to go to someone mature and proffesional and me.


*scoffs* Yeah, like we'd ever give it to a Prowl!
COMIN' THROUGH!


Ugh!
Ouch...
It's mine!


Move it! I call dibs!
BEE! Wrong move, bub.


Guys! Guys! Please, stop this madness!


ENOUGH!




There, problem solved. Besides, everyone knows...


...all shiny and/or sparkly things go directly to me.

Everybody knows 'bots love shiny things!

...why is Tumbler on fire in your sig?

IMPASTA!

Sigma Magnus wrote:...why is Tumbler on fire in your sig?

You'll see. I took a literal 52-pic scene that leads up to it.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

Sigma Magnus wrote:...why is Tumbler on fire in your sig?

You'll see. I took a literal 52-pic scene that leads up to it.

...I can't wait.

SillyMcGilly wrote:IMPASTA!

If you meant me, I'm not, I promise! Shockwave locked me up, but I have my phone. I just can't post in my own thread until things hopefully get sorted out...and if you didn't mean me, sorry for assuming!

Sigma Magnus wrote:

SillyMcGilly wrote:IMPASTA!

If you meant me, I'm not, I promise! Shockwave locked me up, but I have my phone. I just can't post in my own thread until things hopefully get sorted out...and if you didn't mean me, sorry for assuming!

I believe he either meant Soundwave is an imposter because of the ever quiet "You're welcome" he issued to Tumbler, or he's randomly stating that he's an Italian food dish.