The Energon Pub

by **The Chronic** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:07 pm

I have a dog and he can poo on himself thank you very much

News Credits: 8 · by **Electron** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:12 pm

Mr O wrote:I could bring you a Hasbro distribution employee .

does he poo on things other than my Tf hopes and dreams?

chronic wrote:I have a dog and he can poo on himself thank you very much

does he smear it on himself? if no were gonna need Mr O for that task

btw wht's ur dog doing pooing on himself, is he some sort of really bendy sausage dog, with a super strong backside so he can lift his arse over himself? and do the deeds so foul they must not be named?

:lol:

tekka wearing contact lense's given by Mr O, classic

News Credits: 5 · by **Sledge** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:19 pm

Anyone guess what arrived in the post for me today?

No guesses? What are you, dense? Are you retarded? It was the goddamn BatPrime!

News Credits: 8 · by **Electron** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:29 pm

ok guys we neither won or lost

viewtopic.php?f=201&t=46876

Galvatron Supreme wrote:The tournament is now cancelled. I am ending it with 3 of Nightelf's mechs and 1 of Electron's remaining.

we must remember i have a ten man team, so basically even stevens

well guys, let the poo talk continue

News Credits: 5 · by **DARKAGEIS** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:35 pm

thanks for the advice guys but i found him in argos today along with blue/silver streak.

also spotted the walmart exclusive repaints (fracture etc) in asda, damm my finances! i would have had them!

News Credits: 5 · by **Mr O** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:36 pm

Ever had a turd curl and prod the back of your balls? I'll stop now.

Yay transformers! Nothing but Animated around here, and the movie deluxe 3-pack they never sold on discount and are now round 2ing at full price :roll:

. No wonder Woolies are screwed.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:47 pm

Sledge wrote:Anyone guess what arrived in the post for me today?

No guesses? What are you, dense? Are you retarded? It was the goddamn BatPrime!

What will you use as Jokertron? Movie Megatron with a clowns face?

News Credits: 5 · by **Sledge** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:50 pm

Classics Megatron is a pretty good Jokertron. The green and purple are very Joker.

News Credits: 8 · by **Electron** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:10 pm

Mr O wrote:Ever had a turd curl and prod the back of your balls? I'll stop now.

lol, you Liar!!!, first off that type of thing is stuff of legend, secondly you only have the ball sack, cause u left one ball in the albert hall and oddsey has got the other

News Credits: 8 · by **Electron** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:24 pm

Sledge wrote:Classics Megatron is a pretty good Jokertron. The green and purple are very Joker.

i dunno y people like bats the best, granted with time and gadgets he could beat any of the justice league members hands down but still, he's me compared to big op

News Credits: 5 · by **Mr O** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:27 pm

I was asking, not claiming experience :shock:

. And don't bring oddsey into this with your sordid little threesomisms.

by **The Chronic** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:30 pm

Sledge wrote:Classics Megatron is a pretty good Jokertron. The green and purple are very Joker.

If you did that you'd have to have a bang flag pop out

Un-edited

News Credits: 8 · by **Electron** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:38 pm

Mr O wrote:I was asking, not claiming experience . And don't bring oddsey into this with your sordid little threesomisms.

uh huh

chronic wrote:
Sledge wrote:Classics Megatron is a pretty good Jokertron. The green and purple are very Joker.

If you did that you'd have to have a bang flag pop out

u should so do that post picks wen ur done sledge

by **The Chronic** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:43 pm

can I tell yous what just happened,
a weird lady (she knows my mum) just came round with her kid saying he needed a potty, then she walked straight up to my room sat down smoked all my roll ups asked me to pick her kid up from school next week, made me listen to some snoop dogg and didnt even let me put on ludacris and told me to get a job

she did a simalar thing a while ago where she invites herself in and hangs around for an hour or so - its not normal is it

and befor anyone asks she is not a milf

Im out to get some roll-ups and a doubble cheese burger

News Credits: 8 · by **Electron** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:33 pm

chronic wrote:can I tell yous what just happened,
a weird lady (she knows my mum) just came round with her kid saying he needed a potty, then she walked straight up to my room sat down smoked all my roll ups asked me to pick her kid up from school next week, made me listen to some snoop dogg and didnt even let me put on ludacris and told me to get a job

she did a simalar thing a while ago where she invites herself in and hangs around for an hour or so - its not normal is it

yeh well, check with ur mum and next time if this happens tell her to f**k off

pick up her kid wtf? thats just mental

snoop dog lol, chronics all gangster

btw u should'nt smoke in the first place, maybe if u quit and then she'll be like he doesnt have any fags, i'll never go to his again

crazy lady btw, i'd be pissed

chronic wrote:
and befor anyone asks she is not a milf

Im out to get some roll-ups and a doubble cheese burger

milf hey lol like we were gonna mention, btw maybe ur her type did ya think of that?

oh yeh get me a double cheese burger to, jus post it to me monday, thanks

or send the money that'll be better

anyways, should check before answering the door mate, as ralph wiggum says, stranger danger

unlucky

News Credits: 5 · by **Sledge** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:09 pm

chronic wrote:
Sledge wrote:Classics Megatron is a pretty good Jokertron. The green and purple are very Joker.

If you did that you'd have to have a bang flag pop out

Oh, I have GOT to make that.

by **The Chronic** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:32 pm

Uh-Oh Electrons got a price on his head

That woman is going to pay me for looking after her kid and I could use the cash - so I couldn't really tell her to sod off

oh and I didn't see your message till I got back so no cheese burger for you Electron

News Credits: 1 · by **oddsey** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:32 am

chronic wrote:Uh-Oh Electrons got a price on his head

That woman is going to pay me for looking after her kid and I could use the cash - so I couldn't really tell her to sod off

oh and I didn't see your message till I got back so no cheese burger for you Electron

Are you sure that she's gonna pay you in cash?!!

by **ThunderThruster** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 8:45 am

i actually think that lockdown would make a good bat man/mobile!

News Credits: 8 · by **Electron** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:08 am

chronic wrote:Uh-Oh Electrons got a price on his head

oh noes, can't actually see that mate, show me please and who's started the thread i'm guessin that nightelfcrawler, apart from that i don't have any enemies

and wht makes it worse no cheese burger

oddsey wrote:
chronic wrote:Uh-Oh Electrons got a price on his head

That woman is going to pay me for looking after her kid and I could use the cash - so I couldn't really tell her to sod off

oh and I didn't see your message till I got back so no cheese burger for you Electron

Are you sure that she's gonna pay you in cash?!!

ha u no chronic, sly devil u!