The Energon Pub

[Tweezy]

For the first time in my life I have shed the oppression of dial up internet and I have connected to the World Wide Web on a high speed internet connection from my very own home!

I'm reminded of a song...

Believe it or not
I'm walkin' on air
I never thought I could feel so free
Flyin' away
on a wing and a prayer
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me!

[Prowl76]

Wow! The theme song from the old show Great American Hero. I used to love that show. It was cool. My father used to watch it with me.

[Homer]

You just NOW got upgraded from dial-up? Damn, Tweez.

Well, welcome to the world of blindingly fast porn downloads. You will never have to wait long for nasty action again.

[Cyber Bishop]

Wow! The theme song from the old show Great American Hero. I used to love that show. It was cool. My father used to watch it with me.

Originally sung by Joey Scarbury..

DSL, cable, whatever it is it PWNS dial up.

[Jetfire Masta]

Haha, I thought you meant connected as in engaged, anyways, congrats

[Shadowman]

Welcome to High-Speed, bro. Downloads go faster, games lag less often, and porn comes at you a mile a minute.

It's like Valhalla on steroids.

[Mighty Scorponok]

Mostly anything now days blows dial-up. Even Paris Hilton Blows a Dial Up, which is preatty sad, cause she aint so bright. LOL.