The Energon Pub

[Uniprimus]

Where the **** is my **** crown, bitches???

[Deadpool.]

YOUR crown?
Nobody would follow an uncharismatic bore like you.

[Uniprimus]

Eradicator: Superior.

optronix91: Inferior.

[Deadpool.]

Ooh. Really.
You couldn't even lead Ant-droids to a picnic.

[DISCHARGE]

Remember, whoever leads must supply it's members with free toys.

[Deadpool.]

How about a equal-partnership?
I make the decisions, Eradicator supplies the goodies and the toys.
Agreed?

[Auto Bot]

When do we get the first batch of toys?

[Deadpool.]

Ask Eradicator.
He's in charge of the toys dept, not me.

[Auto Bot]

But you make the decisions.

[Malicron]

Where the **** is my **** crown, bitches???

I was wearing it when you disinigrated me.
Now I, King Whiner-tron I, declare Doomy an enemy of the state (look at all the death his absence has caused) and Eradicator worthy of his name.

[Prowl86]

The Kickassatrons (Me, Grim Squeaker, Deceptiwho?, Jin, and Jesus Prime) form Pwnertron, the most powerful robot, surely WE should rule?!?

[Malicron]

On seacond thought, I abdicate to Eradicator, who is willing to destroy planets to gain the crown (which he destroyed. )

[Uniprimus]

*disintigrates everyone who has posten in thread*

[Malicron]

*disintigrates everyone who has posten in thread*

WHAT IN THE INFERNO WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!

I just gave you control, you could at least say thank you befor killing me.

[Uniprimus]

*turns back time*

I want to thank you Whiner-Tron, before I kill you.

*disintigrates everyone in thread*

[Malicron]

That's better.
(kills Eradicator and mounts his head in den)
Anyone eles think they can kill me?

[Prowl86]

WE DO! Kickassatrons, combine to form PWNERTRON! *Everyone dies in awe at our UBACOO'-ness* Will any one else atempt to fill their shoes?

[Uniprimus]

That's better.
(kills Eradicator and mounts his head in den)
Anyone eles think they can kill me?

Ummm...how the hell can you kill me if you're already dead???

[Malicron]

That's better.
(kills Eradicator and mounts his head in den)
Anyone eles think they can kill me?

Ummm...how the hell can you kill me if you're already dead???

Everyone in this thread is already dead, including you.
You're just upset becuse I stole your head.

[Malicron]

WE DO! Kickassatrons, combine to form PWNERTRON! *Everyone dies in awe at our UBACOO'-ness* Will any one else atempt to fill their shoes?

I'm not dead yet!
"No, I'm not dead yet,
I can dance and I can sing..."

[Uniprimus]

[DISCHARGE]

You're meager weapon poses no threat to me.

When doomy returns you will all feel his wrath
for your insolence.

[Uniprimus]

No u.

[Tekka]

How about we go for a diplomatic solution? =D

[Deadpool.]

Yep..
Go diplomatic. My rifle will discuss terms and conditions with you on my behalf. *fires*.