The Energon Pub

by **Kennimus Prime** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:18 pm

I'm new here. So please bear with me, Transfans!

THE GREAT DEBATE: OPTIMUS PRIME VS. THE MISFITS!

Stormer: Mary Phillips of Cool Trash Magazine here to speak with the great Optimus Prime!

Optimus Prime: Well, if it isn't that irritating little blue fairy of a Misfit, Stormer!

Stormer: Isn't it true that you were last seen in a sex tape featuring you, the Autobot leader, in bed with the lead singer of the Misfits, Phyllis "Pizzazz" Gabor?

Optimus Prime: So what if I banged that obnoxious green-haired Jem wannabe! I've did more women on Cybertron in one year than Megatron did in his whole career as Decepticon leader!

Stormer: Didn't you also say that you were going to leave your wife Alita-One so that you could have a threesome with both Pizzazz and her rival Jem?

Optimus Prime: No Comment

Stormer: On the issue of Spike Witwicky, didn't you say that if you had your way, you would make Spike your little human *****?

Optimus Prime: No Comment

Stormer: And finally, didn't you say that your mission of peace was just a cover to hide your real plan of stealing all the Earth's resources and its women for yourself!

Optimus Prime: Blasphemy! Megatron's been feeding you lies! I would never do anything like that!

Stormer: So you admit it! do you, Oh great leader of Autobots!

Optimus Prime: Again, NO COMMENT!!!

News Credits: 335 · by **Down_Shift** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:23 pm

Welcome to Seibertron Kennimus Prime.

Well that was... interesting to say the least. Mind you I don't think that's the kind of content this site wishes to portray. If we still had our after dark section, it would be welcomed there. However this is also a kids site, so try not to get t0o out of hand with your stories, ok?

Thanks again, and remember:

"Into the ocean, best be daring..."

I'll leave the contains nuts bit for someone else. :wink:

News Credits: 1 · by **ghostofstarscream** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:27 pm

...interesting. I'm not sure of the point or what but still... Welcome.

(beat the lock)

by **Saya** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:38 pm

Well that was certainly a unique first post. Please make your second one funny.

News Credits: 335 · by **Down_Shift** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:33 pm

Azura wrote:Well that was certainly a unique first post. Please make your second one funny.

See, use that as an example. Bursting with subtle hilarity. :lol:

by **Retardimus Prime** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:57 pm

Damn... I had forgot about those Misfits, when I saw the title I though about the classic Punk-band fronted By Glen Danzig.
Gee, was I dissapointed :-(

News Credits: 335 · by **Down_Shift** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:06 pm

Retardimus Prime wrote:Damn... I had forgot about those Misfits, when I saw the title I though about the classic Punk-band fronted By Glen Danzig.
Gee, was I dissapointed

I also had hoped it would have been about THE Misfits. Welcome to Seibertron Retardimus Prime. Odd choice for a name, but who am I do judge:wink:

News Credits: 1 · by **simonightmare** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:06 pm

Ferrealz - I was hoping to see some kind of comic with Jerry Only being trodden on by Prime

News Credits: 1 · by **simonightmare** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:09 pm

Ferrealz - I was hoping to see some kind of comic with Jerry Only being trodden on by Prime

by **Dclone Soundwave** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:34 am

No one's said it yet? Yes! As the others have said, welcome.............SEIBERTRON CONTAINS NUTS!!!!!! Enjoy your stay............

News Credits: 2 · by **Basketball Jones** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:21 am

I believe he's aware that the site contains nuts. He's increasing the concentration.

by **Kennimus Prime** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:27 pm

Sorry about the confusion guys. Those are the female Misfits from the animated series "Jem." But, that's another good idea to have the real life male Misfits in a story though.