The Energon Pub

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When I was reading a Nick magazine, They were making fun of different things, but what got my attention was the optimus prime dairy. they gave it a bio " This milk carton is ready for action! Rotate and move optimus dairy's pieces, and he transforms into a rompin; stompin; half-gallon-size dairy farmer, complete with energon pitchfork! Use the Udder Blaster to boost the milk from 1% to whole or to churn the milk into butter. Lactose-free version available."

[Sherade]

sickening. Creative, but sickening.

[Glitcher]

Oh dear God, the last thing I'd want is to drink Optimus Prime's milk. I'm not that type of person.

[greenbee]

Oh dear God, the last thing I'd want is to drink Optimus Prime's milk. I'm not that type of person.

ditto!