The Energon Pub

[X3ROhour]

2018 was not exactly a banner year at the Z3ROhour house.

- my car self-immolated
- our savings was hacked and jacked
- our apartment was demoed
- we had to move in with "in-laws"
- my best friend's dad died
- my dog died
- my mom's dog died
- my best friend's brother died
- my sisters were into some hinky, unethical things, so i had to eliminate them from my life.
- my baby brother is missing
- had a legal melee with the new neighbors
- the wife is freaked about having "relations" around her family, despite our being married for 21 years.
- my mom gave me her van, which seems like a good thing. It is NOT.
- the"new" van is ugly, has had 3 flats, smokes and was born in HELL.
- no Xmas this year
- my mom died.
- my messed up sister nearly turned the service into JERRY SPRINGER!
- the other sister decided - despite my brother & I basically giving her a black check - had my moms funeral wake... at Round Table. At least the pizza was good.

That was Monday.

I am probably leaving several dozen things out.
For brevity sake
and my active campaign to block it all out.

now,
you might be asking,
"Why the f#$% do I need to know this!?"

because,
despite it all,
my loving, beautiful, hilarious wife
&
TRANSFORMERS
saved my vary mind, heart & spark!

And I wanted to say
Thank you!
Thank you, & All 3rd Parties
for toys, clothes and plastic friends.
Thank you fan-sites for never letting me down.
Thank you IDW for one of greatest eras ever!
But, lastly...
and MOSTLY...
I want to thank you.
ALL OF YOU!
You never fail to enlighten, entertain and you always make me smile.
(Which hurts a lot. My face is unaccustomed to making gestures if any kind.)
My fellow Seibertronians & Cybertronians!
THANKS!