The Energon Pub

[X3ROhour]

DISCLAIMER---

I like Wheelie.
As a character
As a homage.
Even because he drives others mad.
I'm one of those few who get tickled by other peoples' pain and frustration.
I mean... when they hate stupid, harmless things.
Or get hurt jumping off buildings, because Batman does.
Or loose their minds when something innocuous happens.
Like clicking pens
or too many stops on the bus
or the way the toilet paper is hanging...
LOVE IT!

Thusly, I dig Wheelie.

---END DISCLAIMER

2 days ago I picked up Titans Return Stripes, Rewind & Wheelie.
YAY FOR PLASTIC CRACK!

One was pretty cool.
One was... ehhhh... okay
And one... was Wheelie.


First, i'd like to say this:
Bot mode - really quite spiffy
Weapon - uuummmm... nope

My problem query is this:

For such a cool alt mode,
WHY THE FRACK WOULD "THEY" DESIGN A TRANSFORMER IN THIS DAY, AGE AND TECH ERA THAT CANNOT
FOR NO PERCIEVABLE REASON
STAY FIRMLY TOGETHER?

Clips, springs, pegs, magnets,
Fasteners abound

Yet here we are.

Like they want TransFans to lose their minds.

I don't get it.






I haven't been this bothered by stupidity since Ultra Magnus's hands
Or Arachnid's entire figure!


Any fixes out there?
Or is it to soon in TR's game to hope for someone to figure it out?
Yet.