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News Credits: 127 · by **Counterpunch** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:23 am

DOTS are unmatched in their delicious taste and yumminess. If you go out tonight for Trick or Treating and are given some other vile piece of sugar, I suggest you ask to file a complaint.

Feel free to make a case for other candies, but please, try not to be disheartened when it turns out that your candy is a lying part of the liberal socialist terrorist un-American media.

News Credits: 1 · by **Venomous Prime** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:48 am

Whoppers>Dots

News Credits: 127 · by **Counterpunch** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:54 am

Original Sin wrote:Whoppers>Dots

Whoppers are vile inbreeders who have only one flavor.

DOTS have a variety of delicious flavors and colors.

(and you just HAD to bring chocolate into this...didn't you?)

by **energonexpress** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:06 pm

Barring chocolate, Ima have to cast a vote for......um.....is there any peanut butter candy that doesn't involve chocolate and isn't hard? Man, this is tough.

Gummi worms take the day. Play value plus eat value, how can you lose? And they're great to use as giant snakes to attack GI Joes. Such delicious villainy.

News Credits: 1 · by **Venomous Prime** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:09 pm

Counterpunch wrote:
Original Sin wrote:Whoppers>Dots

Whoppers are vile inbreeders who have only one flavor.

DOTS have a variety of delicious flavors and colors.

(and you just HAD to bring chocolate into this...didn't you?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSrEMM47XVw

Inbreeeeederrs buh uh dee

News Credits: 38 · by **TheMuffin** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:12 pm

Bah! Your dots are worthless next to the might of lifesavers!

News Credits: 127 · by **Counterpunch** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:23 pm

Iron-Man wrote:Bah! Your dots are worthless next to the might of lifesavers!

More liberal media lies!

When have "lifesavers" ever lived up to their title?

Never. That's when.

DOTS don't lie.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:26 pm

In terms of non-chocolate, they have these little candies based on A&W Root Beer.

In terms of Chocolate, Twix or Snickers. Or Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

News Credits: 38 · by **TheMuffin** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:44 pm

Counterpunch wrote:
Iron-Man wrote:Bah! Your dots are worthless next to the might of lifesavers!

More liberal media lies!

When have "lifesavers" ever lived up to their title?

Never. That's when.

DOTS don't lie.

I'll have you know that a green one saved my brother in a fire. SOB gave his life. Melted to the floor and we couldn't revive him. :sad:

Like Me, Grimlock! on Facebook · by **Me, Grimlock!** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:47 pm

Peanuts M&M's are everyone's undoing. Superman lets everyone know about his kryptonite weakness to divert their attention away from his M&M weakness.

Yeah, I brought chocolate into this.

News Credits: 3 · by **Archanubis** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:01 pm

Good Halloween candy, hmm, that's a toughie. Other than Tootsie Rolls, Tootsie Pops, and Sugar Daddy's, I don't recall ever NOT liking a piece of Halloween candy.

A little out of season, but personally, put a bag of regular Jelly Beans near me and the bag will be empty within 24hrs. I love 'em.

News Credits: 349 · by **Bed Bugs** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:21 pm

Starburst owns all.

by **BumblebeeJetfireFan** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:05 pm

M&M'S

News Credits: 150 · by **GetterDragun** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:35 pm

GREATER THAN ALL!

News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:55 pm

CP is right. DOTS are the best! They were always the first to be eaten when I used to go trick or treating.

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:57 pm

Actually, it just came over the news on CNN this evening. Gummy candies like DOTS are proven to be far worse for your teeth than chocolate.

So, a definite pass for me.

News Credits: 21 · by **Skice** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:50 am

You are all fools! Fun-dip is the greatest candy ever! sure the Halloween versions have only one flavor and stick, but it's still fun-dip dammit! However I will accept Starburst's and wild berry skittles as well. Oh and as far as chocolate gose Snickers are the best! =P~

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:35 am

Autobot420 wrote:You are all fools! Fun-dip is the greatest candy ever! sure the Halloween versions have only one flavor and stick, but it's still fun-dip dammit! However I will accept Starburst's and wild berry skittles as well. Oh and as far as chocolate gose Snickers are the best!

Fun-Dip...RAWK.

by **Pyrostrata** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:00 am

Autobot420 wrote:You are all fools! Fun-dip is the greatest candy ever! sure the Halloween versions have only one flavor and stick, but it's still fun-dip dammit! However I will accept Starburst's and wild berry skittles as well. Oh and as far as chocolate gose Snickers are the best!

Fun-Dip is awesome! Only other relative equivalent would be Pixie-Stix! Starbursts also rock....but I throw Skittles away...hate all versions of those nasty ole things!

Chocolate is always accepted in most forms, but I prefer Twix and Reeses.

Greatest, and cheapest, of all Halloween treats: Peanut butter taffy FTW!

by **Jazz Reborn** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:33 am

Pyrostrata wrote:Fun-Dip is awesome! Only other relative equivalent would be Pixie-Stix!

Pixy-Stix: crack for kids. I know someone who actually sniffed pixy-stix and someone else dared me to sniff it too. Did I do it? Yes... My nose started to tingle after I sniffed it...

by **8 bit** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 8:50 am

The best candy IMO is the kind that burns your lips off!

News Credits: 150 · by **GetterDragun** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:01 pm

Autobot420 wrote:You are all fools! Fun-dip is the greatest candy ever! sure the Halloween versions have only one flavor and stick, but it's still fun-dip dammit! However I will accept Starburst's and wild berry skittles as well. Oh and as far as chocolate gose Snickers are the best!

Hmm, Good N' Fruity, Fun Dip, and a giant Pixie Stick is the trifecta.

Giant Pixie sticks were cool cause you could beat the **** out of someone with one.

by **SephM** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:23 pm

Jawbreakers...suckers are delicious and deadly! and im talking about the baseball sized ones.

News Credits: 349 · by **Bed Bugs** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:01 pm

Speaking of candy, check out this story: http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2 ... 76-ap.html

Michigan woman limits her treats to McCain supporters only
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

GROSSE POINTE FARMS, Mich. - A suburban Detroit woman decided to scare up the vote among neighbourhood children by just offering treats to John McCain supporters.

Shirley Nagel of Grosse Pointe Farms, Michigan, handed out candy Friday only to those who shared her support for the Republican presidential candidate and his running mate, Sarah Palin.

Others were turned away empty-handed.

TV station WJBK says a sign outside Nagel's house warned: No handouts for Obama supporters, liars, tricksters or kids of supporters.

Nagel calls Democrat Barack Obama scary. When asked about children who were turned away empty-handed and crying, she said simply: Everybody has a choice.

Fax and phone messages left at numbers for Nagel were not returned.

What a bitch. :-x

Kid's don't know the difference, they just want candy.

That's downright pathetic to politicize a childrens holiday.

Like Me, Grimlock! on Facebook · by **Me, Grimlock!** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:43 pm

Fender Bender wrote:What a bitch. Kid's don't know the difference, they just want candy.

That's downright pathetic to politicize a childrens holiday.

There are people out there like that. I hope she likes what the public thinks of her now.