Yep, here it is folks. The second instalment of Late Night with Mini-Maximus Prime.
Or is that Good Morning HMW? I do so love timezones.
Anyway, enjoy! (Because I had a damn good laugh doing this!)
MMP : From Late Night with MMP to Good Morning HMW ... I don't know why I ever agreed to do this damn show. Now who the hell do we have this time?
Toxicons :Venomous Prime and his Toxicons
MMP : Lead by ... Starscream?
Toxicons : Venomous Prime
MMP : Looks like Starscream on the rankings to me.
Toxicons : shh he just has more xp at the moment
MMP : So Starscream, how'd you end up on a team like this? Latest plan to overthrow Megatron?
Toxicons : Megatron never appreciated my skills and talents.
Venomous Prime offered me a deal I couldn't refuse
MMP : Porn?
Toxicons : No, a reformatted body and enough strength to destroy Megatron with my bare hands.
All he asked for in return was loyalty.
Not exactly my strong suit…
MMP : And Jetfire, what brought you to the team?
Toxicons : If you are referring to me small creature, my name is Skyfire, not Jetfire.
I know not of this "Jetfire"
Starscream brought me to the team as a friend and a colleague to continue our studies
MMP : You look like a Jetfire.
Toxicons : Surely you jest
MMP : I'm Mini-Maximus Prime. I jest a lot. But seriously ... you look like a Jetfire.
Toxicons : Starscream: Seriously, you look like a worm
MMP : Seriously, I look like Maximus Prime. Just a little shorter. But more evil than you screachy boy!
Toxicons : Skyfire: Must we continue this spat
MMP : Makes good comedy. Which Starscream knows nothing of! Ain't that right Starscream? This is NOT bad comedy Starscream! AHAHAHahhhhh moving on.
Toxicons : Starscream: you will fry for that insect
MMP : Do I have little antenna's on my head? No. I'm not an Insecticon. Get yer damn optics tested! Anyway, Venomous Prime, aka Kaos ... did you ever watch Get Smart as a Autobot?
Toxicons : That was out of left field.
but yes, I watched it then and I watch it now.
That Maxwell Smart is quite the character
MMP : Always thrawting the plans of Kaos. Makes you wonder if Maxwell was secretly a Decepticon.
Toxicons : He was to intelligent to be a Decepticon
Starscream: What's that supposed to mean you purple scrap heap
MMP : Take it outside you two.
Time for questions from the peanut gallery.
-Soundwave- would like to ask Silhouette if they're doing better now with a new alt or when they had the old Ravage alt.
Toxicons : I am doing better now, but being a jaguar was far more fun. It was easier to scare the hell out of the Autobrats and Decepticreeps
MMP : Must...resist...urge...to...shoot...
Toxicons : Bleedingstar: Go ahead and shoot, life isn't worth living anyway
Silhouette: Don't mind my manic depressant lover, he has never recovered from the reprogramming
MMP : Oh good. Emotionally traumatised mechs. Just what this show needed. Never mind the fact i'm constantly looking over my shoulder because of that death sentence Maximus Prime has on me now I have to worry about keeping my guests from killing themselves!
Toxicons : Venomous Prime: Don't worry, he won't actually do anything. He is just in need of attention
MMP : Right, manically depressed Decepticon aside. Medisin. Interesting name. What's the deal with you? Split personalities?
Toxicons : Starscream: You don't want to talk to him. Once he gets going he won't stop. Cynical and egotistical
MMP : Redimus wants to know about him. Now talk.
Toxicons : Medisin: This is my imaginary warning light. If it starts blinking, a situation has 10 seconds to resolve itself before I flash white with anger and kill somebody.
MMP : oooo Bleedingstar quick! Get beside him!
Toxicons : Bleedingstar: No, he will just call me girls names
MMP : Medisin that's just mean! ... what names would you use exactly?
Toxicons : Bleedingstar: No, don't get him started!!
Medisin: Listen, supergirl, I'm going to break you down into so many pieces that my grandmother, who can do a 1000 piece puzzle of a clear blue sky in under an hour, will never be able to put you together again, ever, even if she does go back in time to when her vision was perfect.
MMP : hehehe fun fella. I like this one. Anyway, NEGATRON! You're a pretty impressive looking bloke (at least you don't look like a Jetfire). What's your story? You like the killy killy?
Toxicons : Negatron: The killy killy is the best part about the job
MMP : Killy killy is good for the spark. Any preferences in who and how you killy killy?
Toxicons : Hooks and chains ripping Autobots apart. Some Decepticons are fun to tear about because they put up more of a fight. I love watching mechs suffer
MMP : Any particular mech you'd like to inflict suffering upon? Fender Bender springs to mind. He could do with some good suffering inflicted upon him.
Toxicons : The troops under Phaze's command. I'd love to make them feel my wrath. I never actually get to partake in that though
MMP : It's fun at times. But it gets boring after a while.
Now, Skuttle. Do you actually talk?
Toxicons : Skuttle: Aye
MMP : So talk. I'm guessing you turn into a bug type of thing and skuttle around floors. Do anything exciting with that like sneaking into the headquarters of the Orchestrators of Destruction and peeking up Erica Campbell's dress?
Toxicons : Skuttle: Aye, a critter. But I am more concerned with diffrent kinda booty
MMP : ...Jetfire's?
Toxicons : Naye, energon my good lad
MMP : Wait wait wait ... you value energon more than a peak at naked Erica Campbell?
Toxicons : Aye, money be able to buy me all the naked femmes id want
MMP : Righteo then. Sunfyre and Sunburn, related?
Toxicons : Sunfyre: We are brothers unfortunatly
MMP : *sniff* I'd like a brother.
All I got was Mini-Bubbatron.
Toxicons : Sunburn: you can have Sunfyre, his tinker toys do us no good in battle
Sunfyre: See, I am the smart one. He is the one that has to run into battle like a moron constantly. I thought the older brother was supposed to be more mature
MMP : Hey running into battles like a moron sometimes works! How else do you think Autobots win missions every now and then?
Toxicons : Sunburn: Last the D-cons had the Robots on the ropes
Sunfyre: I think he means Autobots...
Sunburn: Don't correct me assclown
MMP : So much infighting. What a happy little family they are. Anyway, Airstrke. I have an interesting question for you .....
Toxicons : Airstryke: yes my friend
MMP : Who do you think is hotter, Venomous Prime or Starscream? (It's times like this i'm glad I do this show via satellite hook-up)
Toxicons : That is the most disturbing thing I have ever heard
MMP : What do you expect when you let fangirls ask questions?
Toxicons : Something less disgusting I would hope
MMP : They're fangirls ... anyway. I'll just put you down as a fan of Jetfire. How's that sound?
Toxicons : Skyfire: My name is SKYFIRE cretin
MMP : That's not what your tech specs say now sit down before I take out your kneecaps!
Toxicons : My kneecaps. You'd be lucky if you can reach them. You appear to be quite short
MMP : I can reach kneecaps. Gimme a big stick i'll reach a little higher ....
Toxicons : I'm not called the gentle giant for no reason short one
MMP : 'cause you're a big dumb wuss who doesn't like to hit things? Veep, seriously ... fire him.
Toxicons : Venomous Prime: He is too intelligent to let go...Plus, when get he gets fired up he is a decent dogfighter
MMP : Okay, Jetfire bashing aside. Dyno Maximus. Are you some Dynamax clone or what?
Toxicons : Dyno Maximus: Me Dyno Maximus have two names, not one like puny son of bucket head
MMP : oh bloody hell. It's a Grimlock wannabe.
Toxicons : Me tank before him ever dream about it, he bad copy of me. Me like that Grimlock feller
MMP : I've heard that you're a bit of a "player". Is this true or just more strange babblings of a rabid fangirl?
Toxicons : what player mean
MMP : You bounce from femme to femme.
Toxicons : me never meet a femme dat take da time to get to know me
MMP : awwww that sounds so sad. You hang out with Bleedingstar much?
Toxicons : Me no like sad bot. Sad bot make me want to hurt him
MMP : Okay, does everyone on this team want to beat every other member up? Is there anyone who does NOT want to beat up a team mate here?
Toxicons : Skuttle: Aye. As long as they don't be stealing my booty
Airstryke: We are like one big dysfunctional family. Deep down we all love each other
Negatron: My only mission is to make mechs suffer. Allegiance matters not...
MMP : Such a fun little team. Let me see if I have this right.
Starscream sounds like a girl.
Venomous Prime use to be an Autobot and likes Get Smart
Airstryke .... I didn't really get much out of you. Seemed like a nice fella
Skuttle is a booty loving pirate
Dyno Maximus has the intelligence of Grimlock and the looks of Dynamax (you poor poor bot)
Skyfire is suffering an identity crisis
Bleedingstar could off himself at any moment.
Medisin and Negatron are complete psychopaths.
Sunburn and Sunfyre are two brothers who don't seem to get along
And Silhouette is the only thing keeping Bleedingstar alive.
How's all that sound?
Toxicons : Venomous Prime: Sounds like us in a nutshell
MMP : Well it beats being an Experimental!
Toxicons : SKuttle: Aye!
MMP : Now I guess this needs to be asked. Starscream, when will you be putting a hole in VP's head and taking control?
Toxicons : Starscream: He has part of my spark in bondage, Any attempt on his life hurts me
MMP : ....bondage huh? Well that just stirred up way too many disturbing mental images.
Toxicons : Starscream: I am sticking to my theory about you being an insect
MMP : Jetfire was always the smarter scientist ....
Toxicons : Skyfire: Must you be such a nuicance
MMP : Actually yes I must. It's what makes me me. But I guess YOU wouldn't get that seeing as you have no idea who you are.
Now, anyone else have anything final to say? Bad emo poem from Bleedingstar maybe?
Toxicons : Bleedingstar: Some mechs are just programmed with pain in their sparks....
MMP : Or get them strapped up tightly in leather like Starscream over there.
Toxicons : Starscream: I can't believe Bleedingstar is of higher rank then me...and I will crush you
MMP : Yes yes you want to kill me. Get in line!
Anyone else got anything to add before I kill this connection and go back to bed?
Toxicons : Medisin: Listen Barbara, you need to steal a different set. Space Ghost is the only one remotely decent enough to hold his show here.
Airstryke:....I think that's it my short friend
MMP : Yes it is. So it's good night, or good morning, or what the hell ever it is where you from me and the Toxicons!
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