ROTFL!! Dont ya just hate tryin to drive and untie that damn paper tie to free your new figure at the same time?
I just HAAAAAD to take that set of nail clippers out of the center console didnt I?
"Im not going to buy any figs for awhile so I wont need theese for awhile" I said!
"I have already exceeded my limit on figs this month by three so I wont be buyin any for a bit" I said!
Why wont this damn thing UNTIE?!?!?! SCREEEEEE............
Whats that you say officer? Why was I swerving? I couldnt get my friggin transformer outta his box on a count of this damn twist tie! See? You didnt expect me to wait till I got all the way home to open him did you? So can I pay this by mail or do I gotta show up to court?
Happens to me all the time bro. Im just glad they dont do bots like they do barbie. Ever see that poor girl? She has a damn plastic stick jammed into the back of her head that ties into the plastic box Cant cut that sucker out without taking some hair with it. Not to mention all the rubber bands, tape and ties. Compared to ol barbie We got off easy dude.