Night Raid wrote:In all fairness, sometimes things are exactly what they look like. Sometimes things aren't supposed to be overintellectualized. Even the greatest movies, I've found, fall apart under the amount of nitpicking ROTF is being subjected to.
That's the problem. RotF isn't a great movie. It was written by a bunch of amaeteur writers during a writers strike and it shows. It was also directed by a hack who ignores what he doesn't like or just shits on it. He didn't like Jazz, so he gets maybe five lines of dialogue before being killed off. Bay didn't like Arcee or apparently the idea of female robots so he made them hideous and relegated them to bit characters in favor of his ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEALs Hurp and Durp. He's like a spoiled child who was told that he can make the movie anyway he wants so long as it makes money.
Night Raid wrote:Would you, perhaps, have been happier had there never been any Transformers movies at all
Yes actually. Because the two live action movies aren't even Transformers movies. They're The Adventures of Sam Witwicky, Mikaela, and the US army
with Transformers and The Adventures of Sam Witwicky, Mikaela, and the US army
with Transformers 2: Revenge of the Plotholes.
Night Raid wrote:if the Trasnformers series as a whole just stopped in its tracks after the 1986 movie, which was just as much of a cash grab in that it was done to get more money by throwing away old favorites to market new toys? Somewhat substandard is better than absolutely nothing at all.
I couldn't disagree more. I think you have me pegged for a Geewunner, you've all but said it. That couldn't be further from the truth. I'm a Geetooer.
I'll take this one part at a time. You're partially right about the '86 movie. Except that it A) it was actually good, B) the Transformers were the stars of the movie, and C) the new characters that were introduced had large roles and weren't irritating (some say Blurr and Wheelie were, but they didn't get irritating until Season 3. I don't find Blurr irritating though).
And no. Somewhat substandard is not better then nothing at all. The first movie was enjoyable despite the fact that the Transformers pretty much camoed in their own damn movie. The second one was utter garbage, roughly half of it was human centric. The Devastator combination sequence should have been a jaw dropping action scene. But no. They wasted it by having him walk around, dig a trench, bitch slap the top of a pyramid and die in one shot from a Deus Ex Machina gun. Then The Fallen, who was built up to be an unstoppable juggernaut dies in about 5 seconds against Optimus Prime with parts of Jetfire's corpse tackwelded to him. Would it have killed Bay to have had an actual fight instead of an anti-climatic letdown?
Like Scatterlung said: "Do it right or don't do it at all." Personally I don't think they should have made Transformers movies until they had the technology and budget to make them the stars.