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Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Psychout » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:25 pm

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Clue is in the title...

Ive had almost no opposition all day. Get out here and fight me you cowards.

Thats is all.
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Burn » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:43 pm

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."
The League of Veteran Decepticons called, they've requested you stop acting like a n00b! :P
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Psychout » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:49 pm

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Then they can tell me where all the bots are. At this rate ill have to dirty my fists on the maximals.
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Tammuz » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:53 pm

and you hardly get enough of the fleshies in one mission to make it worth while.

EDIT: as to bots;
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Psychout » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:06 pm

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You are bad person. I hope you are happy with that fact.

And why do you think id rather fight bots?
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby DISCHARGE » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:12 pm

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Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

I'll tell you where they are. They took one look at the results from this mornings'(afternoon) Fight Club and they all just gave up.
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Dragonslayer » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:16 pm

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Ummm...I'm still here...and ummm...yeeeeeeeaaaaaah I've got nothing :oops: :grin:
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby zorian » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:59 pm

Hey! I play when I can. I don't have internet access at work. :D
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Burn » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:11 pm

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."
Dragonslayer wrote:Ummm...I'm still here...and ummm...yeeeeeeeaaaaaah I've got nothing :oops: :grin:


Well that's a first.

An Autobot with a come back that doesn't actually embarrass himself.

Now all we need is Last Gen and Jazzzzzzzzzzzrules to come along and remind us all how bad Autobot come backs really are. :grin:
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Symbiote Spiderman14 » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:23 pm

Motto: "mmmm Juicy"
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They prefer to fight me 3 or 4 to 1 because they think they will win. Unfortunately for them I have won most of my missions today :twisted:
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Psychout » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:27 pm

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So they really are scared of us then?
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Carnosaur » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:44 pm

you want someone take me on :)
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Dr. Caelus » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:57 pm

Tammuz wrote:and you hardly get enough of the fleshies in one mission to make it worth while.


Quality > Quantity

Unless you guys are just afraid to show up without brooms?

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Of course, there's something to be said for Quality and Quantity.
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Tammuz » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:09 am

i barely mad my bas xp, you didn't, that mission = fail.
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Gonshyk » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:34 am

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[quote][Clue is in the title.../quote]
You’re decepticons will be in hell :P , and we arrive in heavens. ;;) Seriously all have simply lost hope and not only Autobots.
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Orion_Prime48 » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:57 am

I just came back didnt know game was back (thank god) but im ready to fight so BRING IT ON! :twisted:
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Tifereth » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:21 am

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Vergil ;).
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Ouroboros » Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:19 am

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Evidence to support Autobot disappearance:

They're sinking efforts into cheating again!

Bloody Autobots, WE'RE supposed to be the bad guys here!
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby jazzrules » Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:05 am

Well some of us require this thing called sleep.

I could turn this around and say where were all the cons yesterday because I seemed to have a lack of oppostion. Even in the missions where it was 2 bots vs 2 cons I still had no takers. So either you're numbers were way down on normal, or you were to afraid of the awesomeness that is the Iacon Defense Squad. :P
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Ram » Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:25 am

jazzrules wrote:Well some of us require this thing called sleep.

I could turn this around and say where were all the cons yesterday because I seemed to have a lack of oppostion. Even in the missions where it was 2 bots vs 2 cons I still had no takers. So either you're numbers were way down on normal, or you were to afraid of the awesomeness that is the Iacon Defense Squad. :P


Afraid of the Iacon Defense Squad? HA HA HA HA

I was bitch slapping them before the game went down and I will continue to do so now that the games back
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Burn » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:09 am

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."
Hollow One wrote:Evidence to support Autobot disappearance:

They're sinking efforts into cheating again!

Bloody Autobots, WE'RE supposed to be the bad guys here!


Seeing as you have absoloutely no idea what problems REAL cheating has caused this game, please save yourself from further embarrassment by not making such ridiculous claims.
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Ouroboros » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:42 am

Motto: "Embrace the cycle of life. Always beginning, always ending."
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Burn wrote:
Hollow One wrote:Evidence to support Autobot disappearance:

They're sinking efforts into cheating again!

Bloody Autobots, WE'RE supposed to be the bad guys here!


Seeing as you have absoloutely no idea what problems REAL cheating has caused this game, please save yourself from further embarrassment by not making such ridiculous claims.


It was only some light humour, geez.

BTW, what kind of cheatng are you referig to, cause I'm aware of the Iron and cash glitches, but not anything major?
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby Psychout » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:59 am

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jazzrules wrote:Well some of us require this thing called sleep.
Asleep? All 8000 of you??

We own this game. You bots dont have a chance.
Now get out here and die!
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby zorian » Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:18 am

Well considering that the Autobot players include a higher percentage of casual players who probably don't know the game is up again, let's wait until the game is up and going again before making that claim Psychout. :grin: :P
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Re: Where the hell are all the Autobots??!

Postby jazzrules » Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:34 am

Psychout wrote:
jazzrules wrote:Well some of us require this thing called sleep.
Asleep? All 8000 of you??

We own this game. You bots dont have a chance.
Now get out here and die!


Well, I was definitely asleep, but I can't say what the other 7999 of us were doing.

I will happily partake in a battle now that I've got the rest of the day to do nothing.
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