The Energon Pub

Like Evolution Prime on Facebook · by **Evolution Prime** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:49 am

The RNG has become angered and has sent out his Unknowns yesterday. He is angered by the lack virgins sacrificed in his name. Bring your virgins to him and he promises HMW v2.0 will go on as planned. If not, he will send out his Unknowns again. He also asks that you stop sleeping with is daughter.

BEHOLD!! RNG v2.0!! Yes he too has gotten upgrade.

News Credits: 322 · by **Robot** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:50 am

not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP

by **Rolltide** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:54 am

I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????

News Credits: 7 · by **Dragonslayer** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:58 am

Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????

I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!

News Credits: 7 · by **Chaoslock** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:58 am

*Throws tourists in the Volcano*

News Credits: 322 · by **Robot** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:59 am

Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!

but im not worthy as a sacrifice :-?

by **SpawnDragon13** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:01 am

Robot wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice

yes u are.

by **Prowl240z** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:03 am

Lets sacrifice Lucky?

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:11 am

Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP

Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.

by **chrisjbrandon** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:13 am

SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice

yes u are.

Seconeded!

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:13 am

Jesus Prime wrote:
Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP

Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.

Stop wearing them then.

News Credits: 322 · by **Robot** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:15 am

chrisjbrandon wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice

yes u are.

Seconeded!

so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:23 am

Psychout wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP

Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
Stop wearing them then.

But they're my pulling heels!

by **SpawnDragon13** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:25 am

Robot wrote:
chrisjbrandon wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice

yes u are.

Seconeded!

so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad

stop hiding the thruth here a virgin will be sacrfice and the RNG god has a blade with your name on it

News Credits: 322 · by **Robot** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:28 am

SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
chrisjbrandon wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice

yes u are.

Seconeded!

so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad

stop hiding the thruth here a virgin will be sacrfice and the RNG god has a blade with your name on it

ok the truth...the RNG god's daughter was really hott.... :grin:

News Credits: 3 · by **Archanubis** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:37 am

*tosses the few Yeohas killed last night on Silkroad into volcano*

Sometimes its quantity over quality.

by **SpawnDragon13** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:58 am

Robot wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
chrisjbrandon wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice

yes u are.

Seconeded!

so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad

stop hiding the thruth here a virgin will be sacrfice and the RNG god has a blade with your name on it
ok the truth...the RNG god's daughter was really hott....

and she said no didn't she

News Credits: 322 · by **Robot** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:02 am

SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
chrisjbrandon wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice

yes u are.

Seconeded!

so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad

stop hiding the thruth here a virgin will be sacrfice and the RNG god has a blade with your name on it
ok the truth...the RNG god's daughter was really hott....

and she said no didn't she

she never said no...i think...she got me wasted before hand

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:06 am

Robot wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
chrisjbrandon wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree????
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice

yes u are.

Seconeded!

so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad

stop hiding the thruth here a virgin will be sacrfice and the RNG god has a blade with your name on it
ok the truth...the RNG god's daughter was really hott....

and she said no didn't she
she never said no...i think...she got me wasted before hand

I do believe she'd be the one needing the drink.

Like Me, Grimlock! on Facebook · by **Me, Grimlock!** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:07 am

Sacrifices? Uh, uh, uh, uh that guy over there!!

*starts throwing random people into volcanoes*

I worship the RNG and its RND!

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:10 am

Jesus Prime wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP

Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
Stop wearing them then.

But they're my pulling heels!

Im sure the RNG will love them. Tried lending them to Robot?

by **Rolltide** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:14 am

Psychout wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP

Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
Stop wearing them then.

But they're my pulling heels!

Im sure the RNG will love them. Tried lending them to Robot?

They came from Robot to begin with, he just let the daughter borrow them is what I heard

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:18 am

Psychout wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP

Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
Stop wearing them then.

But they're my pulling heels!

Im sure the RNG will love them. Tried lending them to Robot?

He may need more than just the pulling heels.

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:36 am

Jesus Prime wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP

Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
Stop wearing them then.

But they're my pulling heels!

Im sure the RNG will love them. Tried lending them to Robot?

He may need more than just the pulling heels.