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Heavy Metal War - The Ultimate Online Battle Between Good and Evil

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TECH SPECS
STR: 10
INT: 10
SPD: 10
END: 10
RNK: 10
CRG: 10
FRP: 10
SKL: 10
ALTERNATE MODE
Class: Gadget
Desc: Cassette
Cassette

PERFORMANCE SUMMARY
Mission: 73%
Arena: 50%
Kills: 4401 (0.81 per day)


OVERALL GAME RANK: #5 / 614
Rank
Character
Diff
Fact
Alt
3 Mantis (L11)
Cdr: sprockitz
+75Mxp
Praying Mantis
4 Mantissa (L11)
Cdr: Bumblevivisector
+16.3Mxp
Praying Mantis
5 Iron Pig (L11)
Cdr: Bumblevivisector
-
Cassette
6 Magnus Prime (L11)
Cdr: Naked Magnus
-77.5Mxp
Battle Station
7 Storm Front (L10)
Cdr: Bumblevivisector
-253.4Mxp
Strike Jet

Iron Pig

"6 in1, 5-part-Cassette-Strike-Force-C, GO!"

Level 11 Decepticon

Team: The Misaligned [RDD]
Commander: Bumblevivisector
Faction: Decepticon
Level: 11
Total XP: 1,669,926,518xp
Weapon: Reaver-Wrecking Railgun
Doing: Inactive


Iron Pig's Bio

Showed up at Decepticon HQ a few years ago, claiming she was eager to once again serve alongside Soundwave and his kids just like she used to in amphibious operations in SE Asia and the Pacific. Although glad to have any new faces in those trying times, with their old Serpent's Lair recruitment center temporarily shut down, her newfound allies finally got perturbed by 3 things:

1.) Parts of the stories she's always telling about the good ol' days just don't make any sense: Soundwave's never been known to wield a sword or have huge human letters on his chest. Some of her fellow cassettes sound vaguely familiar, but with their personalities, coloration, and faces all wrong, including a yellow guy who sounds like Ravage but actually claims he's a dog.

2.) At least three of these guys also sound a lot like Ramhorn, whom she herself strongly resembles except for...

3.) ...her bizarre, constantly smiling face, which along with her squeaky voice makes her seem like something Soundwave might've created solely to infiltrate Hello Kitty's home planet. Not impossible, as Squawkbox was likely conceived as a ringer for the Decepticon basketball team, but most 'cons who spend more than a day around her start to get uneasy. They appreciate her willingness to pack enormous cannons onto her tiny frame when she goes into battle, but even then her laughter while blowing enemies to smithereens bears an eerie resemblance to how the Autobots' most efficient killing machine Wheelie used to eviscerate their friends with his lightsaber.

So it was perhaps inevitable that she was eventually stuck with The Misaligned, where she's only the 5th most disturbing/annoying 'con, tops. Only Mantessa gets really irritated with her, as Iron Pig frequently outperforms her as a medic, despite not having any of her scientific training or ambition, and apparently not even noticing this fact herself.

What is the incredible secret of Iron Pig's origin?!? The answer may well be decided on Carob Island...


WTF!?!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=242829

At over 10,000, topscore for my whole team, by about 4X. And she was level 1. If you know the KO cassette I based her off of, that is slaggin' hilarious:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=246661
Top Con in a no-win situation:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=28645

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=30276

And she was the second to join after Magnus! Just funny, that's all.
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=34689

5,608: Her best at level 2!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=35522

She got everyone out without a scratch!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=40616

Her greatest loss! Almost half her record!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=4285

What if they threw a Hell, and nobody came?
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=261

Another mission we should've lost:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=1700

Interesting way to come out on top, that's all...
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=49194

And here I REALLY don't understand how she came in first:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=54546

Just a fun match of levels and numbers:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=64899

Her best since her reboot (which I may have to undo anyway):
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=76967

6,144: Her NEW best since the reset!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=3219

10,514! A New Record!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=28054

Another one where she surprisingly came out #1:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=30114

Another interesting one; good show, Bit!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=33689

6,288, and top of the Hell, just for repairing 3% worth of damage!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=35678

Something must've gone horribly wrong with her last reset, but no sense in complaining:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=37466

HO-LY...Midnight, January 28, 2011: 23,206!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New record for whole team. By almost 2X. Iron Pig rises up from the grave.
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=39840

14,916! And here I thought the upgrade for the infrared cannon 2 hours ago was a waste:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=58972

4,4,4,3,3,2 beats 6,6,3,3,1? I guess the math checks out, but it still seems unlikely:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=63157

Contest-Repair:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=73522

Contest-Repair:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=74082

Contest-Repair:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=78336

22,522! Almost beat the record:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=80413

Her repairs made the difference this time:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=89459

SH:#33
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=95230

SH:#10: Predaking
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=100939

1 on 1 win!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=101440

4 beat 7:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=103829

Levels were unbalanced, but still a cool win:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=21460

Again, it's no mystery why we won, but still:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=42032

27,450!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=44169

38,222!!! 4 kills, including the final blow!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=5856

29,904! I believe Name Violation made the first level 10s today:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=17309

Next mission, 35,680. I could get used to this:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=17377

4X5>5+5+6+7!!!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=64258

123,820, falling just short of Mantissa's old team record on 10/8/2011:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=65939

New Record: 353,904!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=156424

New 2nd best: 260,634!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=157489

Really weird one, with no one to repair:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=169845

305,104!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=230882

305,360!!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=267584

Endurance beats strafing? Or is it strength?
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=275037

NEW record: 414,184!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=289344

I gotta' get me one o' them!:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=424493

574,208!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=450407

714,708!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=457373

1,019,880!!!!!!! First on the team to break a million!!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=458356

And then, just 3 missions later, 1,129,960!!!!!!! And perfect health (thanks Satanstorm):
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=458650

Third time scoring a million, and she ends the battle by taking out Hallowjack!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=490522

Terrible example of how the 2-medic thing can bite you in the ass, even if you score more points:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=29377

923,624:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=168476

1,004,008!!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=255753

1,121,178!!!!!!! A new record!
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=468337

1,575,104!!!!!!! The newest record!
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=72884

1,572,864!!!!!!!
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=75452

1,812,914!!!!!!!
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=150040

1,040,384!!!!!!!
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=375518

Another experiment with the medic/strafing exploit has her almost break a million for the first time in a long time:
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=47640

11/5/2023: 1,090,000 and 100% heath!!!!!!!
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=168330


Iron Pig's recent battles
MISSION HISTORY
Intercept the armor Done - 06:53:56
Intercept the armor Done - 08:21:19
Inferno: Hell Unleashed Done - 10:07:26
Resources: Plunder the ruins of Praxus Done - 12:44:04
Inferno: Hell Unleashed Done - 13:35:00
ARENA HISTORY
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