Kreon Bios at Walmart.com
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Walmart.com has listed bios for several of the Kreon mini-figures that come packed with Hasbro's new Kre-O Transformers building sets. Take a look at the light hearted bios for Optimus Prime, Sentinel Prime, Bumblebee, Megatron, and Starscream below.
About the OPTIMUS PRIME KREON Character
I am OPTIMUS PRIME. I do not care for the hijinks of the other KREONS. It is our responsibility to ensure that all brick-made beings are able to live in freedom. I do not have time for pranks.
Likes: Sending BUMBLEBEE on missions so I can get some work done instead of worrying about whose bricks he'll rearrange next.
Big Plan: To defeat the DECEPTICONS and retire somewhere an idling truck will be accepted.
Protoform Pet: I once had a cyberdog named Magnus. He was great.
About the SENTINEL PRIME KREON Character
Since OPTIMUS PRIME took over, I've had a lot more time to devote to rest and relaxation. Sure, I take time to knock a DECEPTICON block off now and again, but all these rivers on Earth aren't gonna fish themselves.
Hobbies: Deep-sea fishing with the block and tackle. Napping between battles.
Most Prized Possession: My indestructible battle hammer!
Favorite Hangout: The shore of the nearest lake.
About the BUMBLEBEE KREON Character
'Sup? I'm BUMBLEBEE, and I'm just about the coolest KREON you'll ever meet. When I'm not punking the other AUTOBOTS, I like to spend my time cruising the freeway at top speed, with frequent breaks to pound on the DECEPTICONS.
Hobbies: Pranking, Prowling and speeding!
Favorite Hangout: Anywhere there are lots of humans and loud music!
Big Plan: To form a block-rockin' band. And also learn how to brick-surf.
About the MEGATRON KREON Character
I am MEGATRON, the commander of the DECEPTICONS. Most everyone thinks I'm a pretty bad guy. But I'd like to call myself a KREON of many talents. Yes, I happen to be the most diabolically evil commander in the universe, but I also have a soft spot for life's finer things. . . like crushing AUTOBOTS!
Favorite Pastime: Reading the "KREON Kode" on my buildings front porch swing.
Favorite Restaurant: Those seafood places that give you a bucket of crabs and a mallet.
Biggest Fear: Being lost in a vast, unorganized box of KRE-O bricks.
About the STARSCREAM KREON Character
It is I, STARSCREAM, the most awesomely powerful KREON in the universe! Don't listen to those other DECEPTICONS when they recount the supposedly "evil" exploits of lord MEGATRON. Jealous? No, I'm not jealous. I am evil, I say, pure evil! Soon the throne of MEGATRON will be mine!
Favorite Pastime: Building brick castles
Favorite Book: “I’m My Own Me: How to Command Confidently”
Favorite Sport: Bowling.
Credit(s): Walmart.com
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Re: Kreon Bios at Walmart.com (1246344)
Posted by Tigertrack on June 24th, 2011 @ 9:29am CDT
Posted by Tigertrack on June 24th, 2011 @ 9:29am CDT
Starscream loves to bowl!
Re: Kreon Bios at Walmart.com (1246352)
Posted by Starscream's Girl on June 24th, 2011 @ 9:44am CDT
Posted by Starscream's Girl on June 24th, 2011 @ 9:44am CDT
Those are too funny!! 
Re: Kreon Bios at Walmart.com (1246358)
Posted by dirk2243 on June 24th, 2011 @ 9:55am CDT
Posted by dirk2243 on June 24th, 2011 @ 9:55am CDT
LOL at Megs.... ha ha ha
Re: Kreon Bios at Walmart.com (1246359)
Posted by kirbenvost on June 24th, 2011 @ 9:58am CDT
Posted by kirbenvost on June 24th, 2011 @ 9:58am CDT
Hah, those are pretty funny. Bumblebee doesn't sound like himself, but the rest are hilarious. Although he wants to form a 'block-rockin' band, that's pretty awesome.
Re: Kreon Bios at Walmart.com (1246373)
Posted by FullMetalGeth on June 24th, 2011 @ 10:43am CDT
Posted by FullMetalGeth on June 24th, 2011 @ 10:43am CDT
Sentinel likes Deep-sea fishing! 
Re: Kreon Bios at Walmart.com (1246382)
Posted by CrimsonPrime on June 24th, 2011 @ 11:04am CDT
Posted by CrimsonPrime on June 24th, 2011 @ 11:04am CDT
ZOMG !!! All of them are frickin HILARIOUS !!! It's so funny that I cant even review each one and just how funny they are XD.
Re: Kreon Bios at Walmart.com (1246404)
Posted by Bouncy X on June 24th, 2011 @ 11:59am CDT
Posted by Bouncy X on June 24th, 2011 @ 11:59am CDT
a transformers band?
uh oh....do i sense a "coming out of their shells" type tour/album in the works?
uh oh....do i sense a "coming out of their shells" type tour/album in the works?
Re: Kreon Bios at Walmart.com (1246438)
Posted by whacko on June 24th, 2011 @ 1:25pm CDT
Posted by whacko on June 24th, 2011 @ 1:25pm CDT
Man I just want the minifigs, they can keep the rest of the set!
Re: Kreon Bios at Walmart.com (1246464)
Posted by Mindmaster on June 24th, 2011 @ 2:28pm CDT
Posted by Mindmaster on June 24th, 2011 @ 2:28pm CDT
Um... Not what I was expecting. I like how Bumblebee's personality sounds a bit like Jazz. Weird... 
Re: Kreon Bios at Walmart.com (1246483)
Posted by Sidearm on June 24th, 2011 @ 3:09pm CDT
Posted by Sidearm on June 24th, 2011 @ 3:09pm CDT
these are funny.it's about time there were some funny bios.
Re: Kreon Bios at Walmart.com (1246490)
Posted by necr0blivion on June 24th, 2011 @ 3:29pm CDT
"Take the seekers bowling, take them bowling"
That's how the song should've been... thank you Camper Van B.
Posted by necr0blivion on June 24th, 2011 @ 3:29pm CDT
tigertracks 24 wrote:Starscream loves to bowl!
"Take the seekers bowling, take them bowling"
That's how the song should've been... thank you Camper Van B.
Re: Kreon Bios at Walmart.com (1246500)
Posted by OptiMagnus on June 24th, 2011 @ 3:48pm CDT
Those are pretty funny!
So that's what Sentinel's been doing the past two movies...fishing. What a help he's been.
Posted by OptiMagnus on June 24th, 2011 @ 3:48pm CDT
Those are pretty funny!So that's what Sentinel's been doing the past two movies...fishing. What a help he's been.
Re: Kreon Bios at Walmart.com (1246511)
Posted by Optimus1138 on June 24th, 2011 @ 4:22pm CDT
Posted by Optimus1138 on June 24th, 2011 @ 4:22pm CDT
Sentinel Prime is a bit lazier than I'd expect, and I never would've guessed that Starscream was into bowling...
Starscream image from http://supremebot.blogspot.com/2010_04_01_archive.html
Starscream image from http://supremebot.blogspot.com/2010_04_01_archive.html
Re: Kreon Bios at Walmart.com (1246536)
Posted by Diem on June 24th, 2011 @ 5:02pm CDT
Posted by Diem on June 24th, 2011 @ 5:02pm CDT
These are so deliciously silly. I love them all.
Re: Kreon Bios at Walmart.com (1246610)
Posted by BeastProwl on June 24th, 2011 @ 7:33pm CDT
Posted by BeastProwl on June 24th, 2011 @ 7:33pm CDT
oh WOW. If i got megatron, (I wont)
His worst fear would come true.
that, or Id'e build him a porch swing.
His worst fear would come true.
that, or Id'e build him a porch swing.
Re: Kreon Bios at Walmart.com (1246650)
Posted by Mindmaster on June 24th, 2011 @ 9:03pm CDT
Posted by Mindmaster on June 24th, 2011 @ 9:03pm CDT
Optimus1138 wrote:Sentinel Prime is a bit lazier than I'd expect, and I never would've guessed that Starscream was into bowling...
Starscream image from http://supremebot.blogspot.com/2010_04_01_archive.html
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