Alien probes Ravage

trailbreaker says:

“Yep, it’s a KO, get your money back.”

trailbreaker says:

Another boring Saturday night….

trailbreaker says:

Ravage popsicles?

digigirl411 says:

It should be a lot easier to examine him mow that we have him tied down.

Wolfman Jake says:

THIS is why certain stereotypes about aliens will never die.

Optimum Supreme says:

These custom figure courses are getting out of hand.

DedicatedGhostArt says:

This is what the average 40-year-old Transformers collector does to their toys.

DeathReviews says:

'Ooooh.... yeah, a little higher, that's where the soreness is. Man that knot has been killing me for AGES...'

Evil Eye says:

Ravage hates bondage videos.

grimlock1972 says:

And Ravage never mistook a UFO for his frisbee again.

#Sideways# says:

*Poke poke*
*Poke poke*
*Poke poke*
*Jab*
"YOUCH"
"It does speak!"

Dragon_Convoy says:

watch where your sticking that thing

Blazefrost says:

Hmmm...What does this button do?

Swerve says:

Ravage: Okay, you aliens are never going to get over your stereotype of anal probes this way.

Starazor says:

Hey! You're not a priest!

Split Second says:

Ravage: That tickles.

Scatterlung says:

Dr: Vell, if vee are goink to upgrade Ravage here into a Predacon, ve may as vell ztart vis inzerting a Russian voice box into hiss brain zrough his rear. At least to amuze uz, no?

hot rod 907 says:

stop poking my aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. scratch there again!

autobothound says:

Ravage: Owwie! Owwie! Owwie!

Alien: Oh stop it! I haven't inserted it yet!

darth_paul says:

Wow a Ravage! I've never seen one of those fully intact before!

snavej says:

The Alien was a beginner in collecting Transformers. He was led astray by a prankster who told him that 'MISB' meant 'Put a mint up their ass, then seal them in a box'. The Alien was bemused by this but went ahead and did it anyway b

Roadshadow says:

Alien: Hmm...
Ravage: Get that probe out of my ass NOW!

Unknown says:

Ravage: What is with aliens and anal probes?

Tiedye says:

THE SWAN transformer style

Tiedye says:

(Alien talking to the producers of beast wars)
(ALIEN)" Now see here." If we give him a different head,a voicebox and the abilty to walk upright,he might have the abilty to be a very good guest star on you new show.
(PRODUCERS)- "OH OH,an

Sondura1 says:

(alien)Is it dead? (Ravage wakes up)STOP POKIN ME!

Starazor says:

This is why Traformers don't abduct people- they've been on the "recieving end".

Zeedust says:

When they ran out of frogs, Billy's sciene teacher made him improvise.

Zeedust says:

Giant Space Leprechaun: "Shrinky-Dinks are a lot less fun than the box wants you to think they are. 'Hey everyone, let's bake little plastic thingies!' No wonder they never made a comeback...."

seminole1 says:

Alien(thinking to himself): Boy I wish I could shrink myself down to his size... then I'll really give him a good work over.

Unknown says:

RAVAGE:---"Shouldn't we get to know each other a little more first?! Maybe go out for dinner or ice cream??!!"

Autobobby1 says:

OH MY GOD! Ravage is a girl

Transfaner says:

Daytime Minutes costing you a fortune?

DARK RODIMUS says:

HMMM DON'T WORRY FOLKS I'M JUST CLEANIN IT'S POOP SHOOT

punycron says:

Pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey... (sigh)... Pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey...

Wolfguard says:

This alien vet tech is about to administer a robo-enima to Ravage. Poor catbot has Mega-colon (yes, that is an actual medical condition which real cats can aquire ;p )

joe350s10 says:

QUIT CLENCHING!!!!!! It's just going to make it hurt even more....

Dragonoth says:

Alien: Hmmm, it IS a cat, not a dog! This masterpiece Ravage answers all my questions.

joe350s10 says:

"You know doc...they make thermometers that can read your temperature ORALLY now...."

cam2 says:

get that thing away from my ass but-munch

Road Turtle says:

Ravage, "...and the Doctor says to himself , 'What are you worried about? There's nothing wrong with that, you're single and available.' ; but in the back of his mind he's shouting, 'You sick pervert, You're a v

trailbreaker says:

"Ravage, if you'd quite trying to hump Steeljaw your body wouldn't freeze in this position!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"Maybe this was a bad time since I just got my pupils dialated."

Kevinus Prime says:

"See? He's been like this since Bucky got voted off American Idol."

Kevinus Prime says:

"WHOOO! Howzabout warming it next time Doc?"

Exodus42 says:

Peculiar, he seems to be enjoying this!

Exodus42 says:

Usually the animals I stick this in are larger, but we'll make due.

Blaster_6267 says:

The rockets connected to the..leg joint...the leg joints connected to the...torso...

Happy Noodle Blacker says:

Alien: Anal probes are always fun!
Ravage: In that case. @$$#@!*, have a gas!!!! (farts in his face)

Screambug says:

I gave him sedatives so I can take his temperature this way!

Marcus Rush says:

Don't worry there little fella, this end's heated!

Zeedust says:

Giant Space Leprechaun: "I hate to be the one to say this, guys, but I don't think this one's part of Voltron."

Galaxy_Convoy says:

C9!? You lie! this Ravage toy is more like C4 with its loose joints!

omega wing says:

Ravage: Megatron dont fix me i promise that was the last time

Megatron(offscreen): I am not taking any chances i am sick of having to leave boxes of kittens outside the arc then running away

omega wing says:

Ravage: Steeljaw you lied to me you said that neutering me would make me more powerful.

Steeljaw(offscreen): Heh heh heh heh heh

Unknown says:

Alein: ok now lets see the quintisons said to put this attachment..... were
ravage: >< get that metal object outta there
Alein: ok it doesnt go in that hole.... mabye the ear

trailbreaker says:

Doctor: "Ravage will be okay. He needs to quit watching the Richard Simmons workout videos, though."

snavej says:

Alien: I'm so bored, I'm just prodding this metal cat over and over again.

Ravage: And I'm so bored, I'm letting him do it. A bit higher, to the left, that's it...aaaah, bliss!

Alien: Come to think of it, you don't see

snavej says:

Adding a few drops of water does NOT make Ravage grow to giant size.

Castle74 says:

Time for Ravage's colonostrophy!

Sleeve says:

"...damn iPod."

King Slick says:

Uh, he's been having some seriously bad gastric releases Doc...can you help my kitty?

--B-- says:

Look, he's firing his a-hole missle.

snavej says:

Alien (thinks): If I'd had the cosmetic surgery, I'd have a life and wouldn't have to do this.

Ravage transforms to mini-cassette mode and effectively disappears.

Alien: Oh, flick! The boss is going to kill me now!

shadow minicon says:

Hey don't touch that it is attached!

tf_geek says:

Wait... I still function.
Wanna bet?

Velos says:

Whatever you do kitty don't move, this won't hurt abit!

starscream_the_eternal says:

Having learned all they could about the human digestive system, the aliens moved on to probing other species.

Pokejedservo says:

There is a reason why Frank Welker never wanted to tell the world what are his Doctor appointments are like especially back then. ;)

snavej says:

Ravage: Don't abuse me, Mister! Can't we all just get along?

Alien: That isn't possible. I am too weird.

AirFlare says:

Ravage: "It's mating season already?"

AirFlare says:

"Yeah, you wanna be a star? Then lie there and take it!"

"Yeah!"

"Yeah!"

AirFlare says:

"Hey there Mr. Kitty"
"Wake up"
"Wake up"
"Wake up"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"You tried to milk him, didn't you? Falker you sick son of a bitch!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Ravage,"Look pal you watch where you stick that, my boss is a gun!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Ravage,"AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH HELP! HELP! HELP! FUHKING KITBASHERS!!!! HEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!"

trailbreaker says:

Hmmm....looks like a Chinese bootleg.

trailbreaker says:

"HEY, QUIT POKING MY NIPPLES!!"

King Grimrob says:

Doc:
hmm... temperature seems normal.... Might be just a case of Energon balls....

1337W422102 says:

I won the Caption Contest and all I got was this Ravage figure that I'm making sure is real!

DecepticonRedAlert says:

alien:this the first time i've done a nudiring

ravage:OH F***

Thanatos Prime says:

Alien: Hmm...a little sleeping kitty cat. I wonder if when I poke it...

Ravage: Do it and see what the f*** happens to your face.

Death-Ray Charles says:

This was the best vet Soundwave could find when Ravage was Infected by Turboworm

Death-Ray Charles says:

This was the best Soundwave could find when ravage was infected with Turboworm

UFO says:

Alien - Now we-a slice-a-da Ravage! Oh, Mamma mia...I cut-a his fuhreakin leg off! Noe we throw that in the pot!

Ravage - FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A FISH!

A - Awww...Da freakin fishy is-a talking! That adds to da flavor!

R - AAAAAAAAHH!

UFO says:

Alien - I like to take my toys apart!

Ravage - NOOOO!!

Rumble - MY ARM!!!

Frenzy - YOUR ARM?! MY BODY!!

Ravage/Frenzy/Rumble - NOO!! NOT THAT!! AHH!!!

Roadshadow says:

Ravage: Aaah! God it hurts my ass!

Roadshadow says:

Ravage: This is my worst nightmare come true: A giant alien vet.

Thanatos Prime says:

I told Glorf to remove the dead insects when he kills them!

Stress says:

damn my new action figure broke. Now witch part was this again.

snavej says:

Green ginger weirdo about to become intimately acquainted with two proton missiles.

New Omen says:

And thats how we draw Ravge class, next I'll show you how to draw Megatron...

Unknown says:

This is what happens when you take a Transformer to science class.

SilentBlaster says:

Alien:Can I stop scratching your back now?
Ravage:No!!!!
Alien:Jerk.

shockblaster5 says:

What do we have here?
Ravage; Get your $****y hands away from me you ****ing little b*******!

Tusko says:

Well that definatly isn't your "do not record-over tab."

Acelister says:

Alien: "This ain't as glorious as the posters said in the Vet Recruitment Agency..."

Acelister says:

Ravage: "This is demeaning for us both..."

Unknown says:

Alien:
Just think happy thoughts Mr. Ravage. Your physical is almost done.

O. Prime says:

"Man, I'm so sorry. I...I had no idea. Who would have thought it would go in that far?"

partholon says:

"megatron told me there'd be days like this, but did i listen? Nooooooooo,hmph"

blank says:

time to get neutered mr kitty

Road Turtle says:

Alien, "Now look class, watch as I probe the posterior end of this specimen. Notice how the hip rockets don't actually launch; I believe they're vestigial..."

Baddly beaten and desparate for resources, the Decepticons sell Ravage to

Road Turtle says:

Alien, "My, my, the thermometer reads 1000 degrees, this is one sick little kitty! I think he may have gotten a hold of a magnet, that's not good, he is a cassette after all."

wavelength says:

i better take care of my super rare hybred style worlds smallest ravage otherwise the mother in law will kill me for spending the life savings on this

Ratbat says:

Well, well, well...a real, live Transformer!

Unknown says:

Ravage: The scalpel and this prone position are bad enough...but shouldn't doctors at least have pupils in their eyes?

Frobman says:

Alien Doc: Ah, here's the problem. He's not eating enough Energon Fibers and he's getting Hemmoroids. I'm afraid that's all I can do. $200 dollars please?
Ravage: What a Rip!

dabattousai says:

Steve the Crocodile Hunter: Blimey look at these legs. Only certain ones are born with these. Just look at the rockets attached to his side.
-Ravage Bits Steve-

Steve: Crocky, he bit me the little sucker. Look at those marks, hopefully we have a

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"This is Bob Baraquallaaraaackfghjingaellarach reminding you to have your Decepticon's spayed or neutered."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

That's it I'm calling Betty White!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

In bad german accent,"Now Mista Wavage tell me does it hurt vhen I do dis?"

Ravage,"YAP,YAP,YAP,YAP,YAP!"

Dclone Soundwave says:

"What the Hell are you doing with my ass?! It's not to be played with! Soundwave, get this guy away from me!"

Soundwave-"I've got my own problems, this guy over here wants to have his scalpel do it with me!"