Captions by O. Prime

Does this form make me look too skinny? I mean look at me, I'm like the Olsen girl. Can I get a sandwich?

Ouchies

Wedge: "No no no no no. Prime, you gotta put one hand under your armpit. The only fart noise coming from a pose like that is the ones we can't make."

OP: "Don't forget. You have to shake your right foot all about. If you don't, you ruin it. And I kill you."

"Well, what do you call this act?"

Galvatron: "The Aristocrats!"

Galvatron: "This thing we got, it's a one time thing Jack. I ain't no queer."
Dragstrip: "Yeah, me neither."

Superion: "You can either give it willingly, or I can take it the hard way."
A3: "Oh GOD! Willingly, I'll take it willingly.

I knew I shouldn't have taken the pill from that smelly guy.

Funny thing is, the kid in the Megatron suit got ripped off in all the extras and upgrades.

Spike: "Is this....I think it is! I've finally made it to Willy Wonka's entire room of edible stuff. Like that ugly chick, you know, that wants everything! This is cool. I bet the green is Berry Flavoring!"

Willy Wonka: &quot

Ah, man, I thought this was a Robocop costume. Cheap!

"Man, I'm so sorry. I...I had no idea. Who would have thought it would go in that far?"

"The Fast Tracks go marching 1...uh...7 by 7 hoo-rah, hoo-rah!"

Come on Arcee, I thought you said you dug the Michilin Man!