Blast Off gets something out of a laundry truck

trailbreaker says:

New Masterpiece TFs here! Get them fresh off the truck !

Shuttershock says:

BO: Sorry, give me a second. I've got a lot of junk in my trunk.
Ali: Indeed you do...

jrgreer74 says:

BO: Oh, sorry guy! I have a virus and unfortunately I didn't bring an extra pair of underwear! By the way, do you think this king size comforter will fit? Maybe I can make a pair until we get home! OH! OH! MAN! Okay, maybe I'll just take two!!!

Skywarp64 says:

"I KNOW my head is in there SOME place..."

Roadshadow says:

Blast Off: I like big butts and I CAN-NOT LIE!
Arab: Why did I ever join the Decepticons in the first place...

SilentBlaster says:

Alfganstan:HEY! GET AWAY FROM MY TRUCK!!!
Blastoff:Hmmm ..... twinkies.

Roadshadow says:

Blast-Off: Sir please step away. I'm about to fart.

destroyer says:

"REMEMBER DRY CLEAN ONLY"

Alphatron says:

Man: Hm... nice ass...
Blast-Off: What?!
Man: Uh.. I said "Need gas"!
Blast-Off: Oh.

Octocon says:

Blast Off: "Dang It! You lost a button again. thats the 2nd suit this month, how am i ment to seduce Arcee in this, look at it"

(Yes Blast Off is vain)

galvanostril says:

after ali-baba and his new sidekick, blastoff, capture osama and beat him down oldskool TF style, they load him into an apparent "lundry" truck to turn him over to the sockpuppet dictator known as bush.

Ratbat says:

I bring you greetings, Your Highness! And I'm bringing you a few high-quality airplane parts.

Not Sonic says:

Blast Off:Oh God!GALVATRON!Quit leavin'yer frikin'purple thongs in here!!!

Galvatron:Sorry!

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Another on-time delivery from Decepticon Express.

Zeedust says:

Blast Off (singing): "I make my livin' on the evening news. Just gimme somethin', somethin' I can use. People love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry..."

Arabic guy: "Stop that!"

Zeedust says:

Generic Arab: "So, how do you like my new outfit?"

Blastoff: "Very chic. Get it? Sheik! Hahaha!"

Generic Arab: "I hate you."

Greg says:

Here Is Your Laundry Lord Of Washing! Please Do Not Beat Me If I Get Oil On Them.

Brakethrough says:

Yeah, they call me Bleachoff now. I've been doing this ever since the Combaticons split up. I hear Brawl's doing something off-broadway. Anyway, here's your socks. See you thurday.

Ratbat says:

Your Highness, I bring you greetings--AND a few quality airplane parts!

Soda Pop Kurtis says:

Iraqi: Blast Off, be careful with those WMD's, we don't want Bush on our asses.

Blast Off: Keep your turban on. Now remember our deal, we get Saddam's oilfields in exhange for stashing these WMD's on Cybertron.

Iraqi: Of course m

Elemental says:

i can't belive you bleached my undie's you poonjob

galvanostril says:

(blastoff says something in chinese)
sly arab: joo tink he in disguise, I'm really winston churchill!

DeltaOmega says:

Mmmmmm! Donuts......

Nightshadow says:

Blast Off: Hey, human i think i found your Adult Magazines in here, along with some stained underwear....ew....

Carlos_Oliviera_U.B.C.S. says:

Blast Off: "now if you're gonna wear a towel on your head, then make it a fashionable one!!!
Man (Towel Head): Hu da bloah ku kohnadd????

Banshee says:

Blastoff: mature, isn't it?

Viper 16 says:

Human: "nice view!"
Blastoff: "whatcha lookin' at?" *turns around*
Human: "never mind, its gone."

Ultra Markus says:

this is why Osama Bin Ladden weres the same thing every day. Because Blast Off made off with all his clean clothes!

Ultra Markus says:

Hey! I finally found my missing sock!

Ratbat says:

Smuggling airplane parts in a laundry truck is a clever idea, your highness. After all...what's so interesting about dirty laundry, anyway?

Castle74 says:

As hard times fell on the Decepticon Army... many Deceps took on second jobs. Here's Blast Off on his laundry delivery run...

Tiedye says:

BLASTOFF- "I'm sick of Megatron leading us to defeat."I can't wait to see the look in his face when I cover his room in ladies underware.
HUMAN- "Hey get out of my truck!"

Tiedye says:

HUMAN-"Mr. Soundwave we have your order ready."
BLASTOFF- "Quick give it to me. If Megatron finds out I wear ladies underware under my armor he'll have my head.

crazyfists says:

Blast Off: "Step aside mammal, I'll show ye how a robot unloads and does laundry! The robot way!" Human: "Robots don't say ye." Blast Off: "I'll show ye..."

Tiedye says:

HUMAN- WE have you order for you Mr. Blastoff.
BLASTOFF- Quick give it to me. If any of my comrads learn that I secretly wear ladies panties under my armor, Megs will kill me.

Tiedye says:

BLASTOFF-"I'm sick of Megatron leading us to defeat."I can't wait to see his face when I fill his room with ladies underwear."

Zeedust says:

Arabic Guy: "Why are you raiding my laundry truck?" Blast-Off: "Swindle lost a bar bet, and he has to spend a week wearing a burka."

Anonymous says:

Saddam: Hello! I hear you have a package for me?
Blast Off: Yeah... now--- if only I can find it...

Anonymous says:

Blast Off suddenly while bending over suffers from metal
fatigue in a very embarrassing spot. CRRRRREEAAAACCCCHHHHSCH!

Anonymous says:

"My it is beautiful day Mr.Decepticon don't you think?" BO,"Look
guy can't you see I'm busy trying to dominate the world."

Anonymous says:

Sheik da Freak,"Tell me Blast Off have you ever considered being
intimate with a human?" Blast Off,"Slagin robosexuals.I work for you that doesn ...
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Anonymous says:

Guy,"I have to tell you something aweful but if
you let me tell you I can save us both." Blast Off,"Ah crap,your a mormon right ...

Pokejedservo says:

B.O: Hey what are these things in here? Arab: Uhhh... nothing!

Zeedust says:

Sheik Anbeik: "You know ytou have a shark fin on your back, right?"

Blast Off: "Hey! I do, don't I? Ha ha... Who's the smartest shuttle 'round? (starts singing) Who's the worst spaceshi

Anonymous says:

After discovering that Earth terrorists has Weapons of Mass Destruction, Megatron sent the Decepticons out to find them.
Blast-Off: Hey! I found them.
Arab: Get our of my truck!

Anonymous says:

Blast Off helps unload some of the props for The Passion of the Christ set.